Bad/Lame Jokes
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Question: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever heard while having sex?
Now then. Now then Now then.
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@Catogrande only if you prepaid though eh
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Question: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever heard while having sex?
Now then. Now then Now then.
Subtle, but good.
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@Victor-Meldrew I’m not sure that @Bones got the reference
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Victor-Meldrew I’m not sure that @Bones got the reference
Probably not, I don't do subtle.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Probably not, I don't do subtle.
That can be fixed for you.
I'm not sure which of the 4 versions of this post I like best.
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First off, THANK YOU EVERYONE for your concern 🙏
I'm ok, just a bit shaken up, but l'll be ok.
For those of you who don't know what happened, I was robbed yesterday morning at the petrol station filling up the van.
I gathered myself together, my hands were still shaking, I was dizzy and I honestly think I was in shock. My money was gone.
I called the police, they were fantastic and called for medical assistance as my blood pressure was through the roof. The police asked me if I knew who did it, and I told them "Yes, it was pump number 4 ” ⛽️ -
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Did you hear the joke about the robot ? ...he pulled himself to pieces & shot his bolt.
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@Frank said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Might have posted this b4 - (saw it in a movie)
Why does Noddy wear a green hat with a golden bell on the end of it?
Because he's a c-unt
Fake news. Noddy wears a blue hat. He is a fluffybunny though.
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Where did Luke Skywalker go to after Darth Vader cut off his hand?
The second hand store.