Bad/Lame Jokes
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.I am also reminded of telling a lame joke where I was rudely interrupted. The said joke was “what is brown and sounds like a bell? Dunnng!” This bloody Karen shouted out the punchline before I’d even finished the joke so I countered with:
What’s brown and sounds like a fluffybunny?
A brown fluffybunny.
Not very funny but it did shut her up.
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@Catogrande it might have been the white pointy hat which shut her up
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande it might have been the white pointy hat which shut her up
Are you accusing me of being KKK? Well at least they made the trains run on time. Wait no. That was another of my heroes.
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@Catogrande I'm assuming she was brown 😁
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande I'm assuming she was brown 😁
She was certainly a fluffybunny
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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
"What about the pot of glue"
I thought you'd get stuck on that.
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What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
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Why were Californian gold rush miners non-binary.
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Frazer: Captain Mainwaring. Did I ever tell you the story about the old, empty barn.
Mainwaring: Um. No.
Frazer: Would you like to hear the story about the old, empty barn?
Mainwaring: Um. Yes. Listen everybody. Frazer's going to tell us the story about the old empty barn.
Frazer: Right. The story of the old empty barn. Well. There was nothing in it.
