Bad/Lame Jokes
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@Frank said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Might have posted this b4 - (saw it in a movie)
Why does Noddy wear a green hat with a golden bell on the end of it?
Because he's a c-unt
Fake news. Noddy wears a blue hat. He is a fluffybunny though.
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Where did Luke Skywalker go to after Darth Vader cut off his hand?
The second hand store.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Where did Luke Skywalker go to after Darth Vader cut off his hand?
The second hand store.
Usually I have your back on here but even I have my limits.
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Q: What’s brown and sticky?
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@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Where did Luke Skywalker go to after Darth Vader cut off his hand?
The second hand store.
Usually I have your back on here but even I have my limits.
It's supposed to be bad/lame. It's a dads joke for the ages.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Where did Luke Skywalker go to after Darth Vader cut off his hand?
The second hand store.
Usually I have your back on here but even I have my limits.
It's supposed to be bad/lame. It's a dads joke for the ages.
I can’t fault that logic
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Q: What’s brown and sticky?
A: A stick.Q: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.I am also reminded of telling a lame joke where I was rudely interrupted. The said joke was “what is brown and sounds like a bell? Dunnng!” This bloody Karen shouted out the punchline before I’d even finished the joke so I countered with:
What’s brown and sounds like a fluffybunny?
A brown fluffybunny.
Not very funny but it did shut her up.
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@Catogrande it might have been the white pointy hat which shut her up
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande it might have been the white pointy hat which shut her up
Are you accusing me of being KKK? Well at least they made the trains run on time. Wait no. That was another of my heroes.
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@Catogrande I'm assuming she was brown 😁
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande I'm assuming she was brown 😁
She was certainly a fluffybunny
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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a pot of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
"What about the pot of glue"
I thought you'd get stuck on that.
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What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison?
You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.
