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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by
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    @mariner4life said in Aging:

    @JC said in Aging:

    @NTA said in Aging:

    Back on Aging: someone mentined having to get up to pee in the middle of the night. I now try to avoid any form of caffeine after 3PM and even stop water and other fluids after dinner. But at 4AM I'm still getting a kick from the bladder?

    Think I need to exercise more. In my 30s when I got fit, I don't remember having any issues sleeping through the night.

    Guys. Prostate check. Get it done. No joke, just get it done.

    is it best while she is gobbling the old fella? Or while you are all up in her?

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    @mariner4life said in Aging:

    @JC said in Aging:

    @NTA said in Aging:

    Back on Aging: someone mentined having to get up to pee in the middle of the night. I now try to avoid any form of caffeine after 3PM and even stop water and other fluids after dinner. But at 4AM I'm still getting a kick from the bladder?

    Think I need to exercise more. In my 30s when I got fit, I don't remember having any issues sleeping through the night.

    Guys. Prostate check. Get it done. No joke, just get it done.

    is it best while she is gobbling the old fella? Or while you are all up in her?

    According to an expert in the field, if a doctor can diagnose a potential issue by shoving a finger or two up your arse, it's too late. They've developed a procedure to target spots on the prostate highlighted by MRI because even a normal biopsy may not identify a problem.

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    @antipodean said in Aging:

    @mariner4life said in Aging:

    @JC said in Aging:

    @NTA said in Aging:

    Back on Aging: someone mentined having to get up to pee in the middle of the night. I now try to avoid any form of caffeine after 3PM and even stop water and other fluids after dinner. But at 4AM I'm still getting a kick from the bladder?

    Think I need to exercise more. In my 30s when I got fit, I don't remember having any issues sleeping through the night.

    Guys. Prostate check. Get it done. No joke, just get it done.

    is it best while she is gobbling the old fella? Or while you are all up in her?

    According to an expert in the field, if a doctor can diagnose a potential issue by shoving a finger or two up your arse, it's too late. They've developed a procedure to target spots on the prostate highlighted by MRI because even a normal biopsy may not identify a problem.

    that sounds a lot less fun

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    @NTA said in Aging:

    Back on Aging: someone mentined having to get up to pee in the middle of the night. I now try to avoid any form of caffeine after 3PM and even stop water and other fluids after dinner. But at 4AM I'm still getting a kick from the bladder?

    Think I need to exercise more. In my 30s when I got fit, I don't remember having any issues sleeping through the night.

    Running is a lot harder I've found, even with the migraine-related issues I have on aerobic exercise these days. Fucking cholesterol meds are shit. My cardiologist is no fun - wants me on aspirin and statins the rest of my life because my old man carked it of heart disease*, but won't give me Cialis!

    *Even after I mentioned he was a 2-pack a day smoker and ate his own weight in red meat regularly.

    Tried a plant based diet for a month or two to see how it impacts your cholesterol levels? All the men in my family have died of heart disease, diabetes etc. We used to keep the fat from the frying pan to add to our meals 🙂 I am plant based and have very low Cholesterol levels now.

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    @chimoaus My bacon starts life as leaves, roots, fruits, and flowers... Does that count as plant based?

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    @antipodean said in Aging:

    @chimoaus My bacon starts life as leaves, roots, fruits, and flowers... Does that count as plant based?

    If it makes you feel better then yes.

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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by
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    @mariner4life said in Aging:

    @JC said in Aging:

    @NTA said in Aging:

    Back on Aging: someone mentined having to get up to pee in the middle of the night. I now try to avoid any form of caffeine after 3PM and even stop water and other fluids after dinner. But at 4AM I'm still getting a kick from the bladder?

    Think I need to exercise more. In my 30s when I got fit, I don't remember having any issues sleeping through the night.

    Guys. Prostate check. Get it done. No joke, just get it done.

    is it best while she is gobbling the old fella? Or while you are all up in her?

    Your doctor sounds much more innovative than mine

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    @JC said in Aging:

    @mariner4life said in Aging:

    @JC said in Aging:

    @NTA said in Aging:

    Back on Aging: someone mentined having to get up to pee in the middle of the night. I now try to avoid any form of caffeine after 3PM and even stop water and other fluids after dinner. But at 4AM I'm still getting a kick from the bladder?

    Think I need to exercise more. In my 30s when I got fit, I don't remember having any issues sleeping through the night.

    Guys. Prostate check. Get it done. No joke, just get it done.

    is it best while she is gobbling the old fella? Or while you are all up in her?

    Your doctor sounds much more innovative than mine

    He obviously has Platinum private cover

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    @Nevorian said in Aging:

    @JC said in Aging:

    @mariner4life said in Aging:

    @JC said in Aging:

    @NTA said in Aging:

    Back on Aging: someone mentined having to get up to pee in the middle of the night. I now try to avoid any form of caffeine after 3PM and even stop water and other fluids after dinner. But at 4AM I'm still getting a kick from the bladder?

    Think I need to exercise more. In my 30s when I got fit, I don't remember having any issues sleeping through the night.

    Guys. Prostate check. Get it done. No joke, just get it done.

    is it best while she is gobbling the old fella? Or while you are all up in her?

    Your doctor sounds much more innovative than mine

    He obviously has Platinum private cover

    can't be too careful

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    replied to JC on last edited by booboo
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    @JC said in Aging:

    @NTA said in Aging:

    Back on Aging: someone mentined having to get up to pee in the middle of the night. I now try to avoid any form of caffeine after 3PM and even stop water and other fluids after dinner. But at 4AM I'm still getting a kick from the bladder?

    Think I need to exercise more. In my 30s when I got fit, I don't remember having any issues sleeping through the night.

    Guys. Prostate check. Get it done. No joke, just get it done.

    Just need to wee in a bottle now.

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    @JC said in Aging:

    @NTA said in Aging:

    Back on Aging: someone mentined having to get up to pee in the middle of the night. I now try to avoid any form of caffeine after 3PM and even stop water and other fluids after dinner. But at 4AM I'm still getting a kick from the bladder?

    Think I need to exercise more. In my 30s when I got fit, I don't remember having any issues sleeping through the night.

    Guys. Prostate check. Get it done. No joke, just get it done.

    It has been a while since I had an old dude inside me. 🤔

    Because proctology seems to only attract old dudes in these parts.

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    @Nevorian said in Aging:

    @JC said in Aging:

    @mariner4life said in Aging:

    @JC said in Aging:

    @NTA said in Aging:

    Back on Aging: someone mentined having to get up to pee in the middle of the night. I now try to avoid any form of caffeine after 3PM and even stop water and other fluids after dinner. But at 4AM I'm still getting a kick from the bladder?

    Think I need to exercise more. In my 30s when I got fit, I don't remember having any issues sleeping through the night.

    Guys. Prostate check. Get it done. No joke, just get it done.

    is it best while she is gobbling the old fella? Or while you are all up in her?

    Your doctor sounds much more innovative than mine

    He obviously has Platinum private cover

    @mariner4life to the home insurance industry: lick my balls

    @mariner4life to the health insurance industry: lick my balls

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    replied to NTA on last edited by
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    @NTA said in Aging:

    @Nevorian said in Aging:

    @JC said in Aging:

    @mariner4life said in Aging:

    @JC said in Aging:

    @NTA said in Aging:

    Back on Aging: someone mentined having to get up to pee in the middle of the night. I now try to avoid any form of caffeine after 3PM and even stop water and other fluids after dinner. But at 4AM I'm still getting a kick from the bladder?

    Think I need to exercise more. In my 30s when I got fit, I don't remember having any issues sleeping through the night.

    Guys. Prostate check. Get it done. No joke, just get it done.

    is it best while she is gobbling the old fella? Or while you are all up in her?

    Your doctor sounds much more innovative than mine

    He obviously has Platinum private cover

    @mariner4life to the home insurance industry: lick my balls

    @mariner4life to the health insurance industry: lick my balls

    if they are going to fuck me, i want a headjob first

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    @NTA said in Aging:

    All of our supermarkets now have a Soft Plastics recycling bin at the front of the store, so you can take your plastic bread bags, chip packets, cucumber wrapping etc. and put it there for free to reduce landfill.

    My Mrs does this, got a special bin for 'soft plastics' which she will dutifully take down to the supermarket for their plastic recycling. I'd never heard of that before, do you know anything about the process? I was pretty dubious when she told me about it. My concern is that it might be just for show. Great initiative if its legit.

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    Someone ban @Rembrandt. This thread just started to get interesting again and he brought it back to supermarkets.

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    @Crazy-Horse said in Aging:

    Someone ban @Rembrandt. This thread just started to get interesting again and he brought it back to supermarkets.

    when his post started with "my missus does this" i sat up straighter, and undid my fly

    disappointed doesn't begin to describe it

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    I've just turned 40, this looks like a good thread to learn which clouds to shake my fist at...

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    @Godder said in Aging:

    I've just turned 40, this looks like a good thread to learn which clouds to shake my fist at...

    All of them. There are no exceptions.

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    Bones
    replied to Rembrandt on last edited by
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    @Rembrandt said in Aging:

    @NTA said in Aging:

    All of our supermarkets now have a Soft Plastics recycling bin at the front of the store, so you can take your plastic bread bags, chip packets, cucumber wrapping etc. and put it there for free to reduce landfill.

    My Mrs does this, got a special bin for 'soft plastics' which she will dutifully take down to the supermarket for their plastic recycling. I'd never heard of that before, do you know anything about the process? I was pretty dubious when she told me about it. My concern is that it might be just for show. Great initiative if its legit.

    Yeah I see the hidden question. So good that @NTA gave you hope she's maybe not actually stepping out on you. "Just off to the supermarket...ummm..soft plastics day".

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    @mariner4life I’m with you. I read as far as the second line ‘and a special bin for her soft plastics’

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