So, what HAS Michael Cheika actually done as a coach?
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<p>Those white Saffers all seem to have farking massive broad shoulders which makes them look bigger/heavier then they are.</p>
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<p>dunno, always been that perception though hasn't it, perception vs reality though. See these guys on TV and think they will be huge, then you stand next to them and nup, but someone you don't think is huge, is....I barely came upto Ardie's chest and by Fern height, I'm 6ft 2!</p>
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<p>May is a huge unit though!</p>
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<p>Did you get a good look at Ardie's shoes? May have been wearing lifts.</p> -
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<p>The England to Whitewash Australia thread before the series started is worth a reread for a good laugh. A rallying cry was "Look how far the team have come from McKenzie". They had two solid performances against NZ in his last year including a draw and last minute loss.</p>
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<p>A few also wax lyrical about his inspirational press conferences being integral to his wizardry. Now his press conferences resemble a sad puppy dog pouting that people are kicking him while he is down.</p>
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<p>The thing is the easiest time to coach is in your first year where you can shake up selection, tactics, captaincy etc, second easiest time is a world cup year when you have maximum buy in. Cheika had both at once. Now he has to build something over 4 years, this is a completely different gig than what he did in the 12 month sprint he did last year.</p>
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<p>Lastly twice in the past seven games Cheika has taken full blame for stuffing up the preparation - the Scottish QF and then last week. Either this is a tactic which will have diminishing returns or it's the truth in which case do you want someone who bottles it so regularly in high pressure fixtures.</p>
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<p>A large part of Cheika's undoing (along with Deans and McKensie) is that they have too much ego to hire a decent assistant panel. Steve Hansen I'm sure has had the odd poor week or unfocused week or pushed the wrong buttons - but he has a team around him that is going to be able to compensate for that and challenge him before he goes too far down the wrong path. Cheika has assembled an army of yes-men and rookies rather than a panel of equals.</p>
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<p>Make sure the referee's changing shed is locked this week that's all I can say.</p>
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<p>well, i reckon i would rather have 4 years to plan and perform a job than 1. also who are these yes men and rookies? larkham and grey? ledesma? byrne?</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hooroo" data-cid="609030" data-time="1472155641"><p>Excuse me, we don't allow trolls on this site, so on your way newbie......</p></blockquote>I can't believe a troll would use a commodore 64..
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Unco" data-cid="609135" data-time="1472187918"><p>Did you get a good look at Ardie's shoes? May have been wearing lifts.</p></blockquote>Played serious rugby in lifts? Seriously? Don't remember 'Prince' as a loose forward..
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="reprobate" data-cid="609260" data-time="1472205319"><p>well, i reckon i would rather have 4 years to plan and perform a job than 1. also who are these yes men and rookies? larkham and grey? ledesma? byrne?</p></blockquote>
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Yeah that Byrne guy - what a fucking hopeless unit. What's his story? Done anything decent?<br><br>
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<p>Those white Saffers all seem to have farking massive broad shoulders which makes them look bigger/heavier then they are.</p>
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<p>And very square jaws.</p> -
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<p>Played serious rugby in lifts? Seriously? Don't remember 'Prince' as a loose forward..</p>
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<p>Yes, totally seriously.</p>
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<p>Never knew taniwharugby had played Ardie though.</p> -
Now he's blaming the ref and linesman.
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<p>Well, after tonight, we can confirm he is the the leading coach in swearing in world rugby.</p>
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<p>Hahaha, that was hilarious when the camera zoomed in on him just as he said fuck off not once but three times.</p> -
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<p>It was either "oh fuck off, fuck off, fucking cheating fluffybunny" or "oh fuck off, fuck off, fucking shit fluffybunny". Either way, it's an impressive ratio of swearwords in one sentence. </p>
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<p>Yeah. Just needs to cut out the "oh" and "off" and he'll be set like a jelly.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Smudge" data-cid="609764" data-time="1472291271"><p>It was either "oh fuck off, fuck off, fucking cheating fluffybunny" or "oh fuck off, fuck off, fucking shit fluffybunny". Either way, it's an impressive ratio of swearwords in one sentence.</p></blockquote>
I had it down as the latter version.
