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  • NepiaN Offline
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    #2477

    I used to pay nearly $3k a year for Maori Land (so limited in what could be done with it and valued at) for essentially nothing.

    Thankfully the Hawkes Bay District Council have followed most of the rest of the country and are now not charging rates for unused/developed Maori Land.

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  • MN5M Online
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    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Rates.

    Fuck Rates.

    I picked the wrong time to buy a house

    My rates are 2k AUD a year, which might sound reasonable, but I am on a rural property with no water or sewerage connection, I get my bins picked up once a fortnight and I have to take them 3km down the road to be picked up. Not sure that is worth 2k but that's the way it goes.

    Yeah if only the house prices dropping meant the rates dropped too.

    fluffybunnies

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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
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    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Rates.

    Fuck Rates.

    I picked the wrong time to buy a house

    My rates are 2k AUD a year, which might sound reasonable, but I am on a rural property with no water or sewerage connection, I get my bins picked up once a fortnight and I have to take them 3km down the road to be picked up. Not sure that is worth 2k but that's the way it goes.

    Yeah if only the house prices dropping meant the rates dropped too.

    fluffybunnies

    They do, get your house revalued and rates are based on that

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    MN5
    replied to Machpants on last edited by
    #2480

    @Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Rates.

    Fuck Rates.

    I picked the wrong time to buy a house

    My rates are 2k AUD a year, which might sound reasonable, but I am on a rural property with no water or sewerage connection, I get my bins picked up once a fortnight and I have to take them 3km down the road to be picked up. Not sure that is worth 2k but that's the way it goes.

    Yeah if only the house prices dropping meant the rates dropped too.

    fluffybunnies

    They do, get your house revalued and rates are based on that

    Funny you should mention it, the other half is looking into it, something about them thinking our place has more rooms than it does.

    She must have known I was up in arms on the fern.

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    @Smudge said in Grumpy Old Man:

    $4.6k or thereabouts in Hutt City, but I get all the cool stuff like water, sewerage (they take it off the property, not the other way round...) and rubbish/recycling.

    $4.6k!!!!

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  • PepeP Offline
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    #2482

    @voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Smudge said in Grumpy Old Man:

    $4.6k or thereabouts in Hutt City, but I get all the cool stuff like water, sewerage (they take it off the property, not the other way round...) and rubbish/recycling.

    $4.6k!!!!

    I pay $4,100 for a 3 bedroom residential dwelling in Waitomo District. All services and recycling, but rubbish bags/bins are an extra charge.

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  • chimoausC Offline
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    #2483

    @Smudge said in Grumpy Old Man:

    $4.6k or thereabouts in Hutt City, but I get all the cool stuff like water, sewerage (they take it off the property, not the other way round...) and rubbish/recycling.

    Fuck me, close to 100 bucks a week for the service. Things really are getting expensive.

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  • chimoausC Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
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    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Rates.

    Fuck Rates.

    I picked the wrong time to buy a house

    My rates are 2k AUD a year, which might sound reasonable, but I am on a rural property with no water or sewerage connection, I get my bins picked up once a fortnight and I have to take them 3km down the road to be picked up. Not sure that is worth 2k but that's the way it goes.

    Yeah if only the house prices dropping meant the rates dropped too.

    fluffybunnies

    They do, get your house revalued and rates are based on that

    Funny you should mention it, the other half is looking into it, something about them thinking our place has more rooms than it does.

    She must have known I was up in arms on the fern.

    Our place is well and truly undervalued so just check what the current valuation is, would hate for them to check and say it’s actually higher.

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  • MN5M Online
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    #2485

    @voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Smudge said in Grumpy Old Man:

    $4.6k or thereabouts in Hutt City, but I get all the cool stuff like water, sewerage (they take it off the property, not the other way round...) and rubbish/recycling.

    $4.6k!!!!

    People should get paid to live in the Hutt, not the other way round

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  • MN5M Online
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    MN5
    replied to chimoaus on last edited by
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    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Rates.

    Fuck Rates.

    I picked the wrong time to buy a house

    My rates are 2k AUD a year, which might sound reasonable, but I am on a rural property with no water or sewerage connection, I get my bins picked up once a fortnight and I have to take them 3km down the road to be picked up. Not sure that is worth 2k but that's the way it goes.

    Yeah if only the house prices dropping meant the rates dropped too.

    fluffybunnies

    They do, get your house revalued and rates are based on that

    Funny you should mention it, the other half is looking into it, something about them thinking our place has more rooms than it does.

    She must have known I was up in arms on the fern.

    Our place is well and truly undervalued so just check what the current valuation is, would hate for them to check and say it’s actually higher.

    Yeah I’m ( very clearly ) no expert on this but doesn’t it go on what we paid for it ?

    Again, I have my expert looking into it so she’ll sort it either way.

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  • boobooB Do not disturb
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    booboo
    replied to Machpants on last edited by
    #2487

    @Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Rates.

    Fuck Rates.

    I picked the wrong time to buy a house

    My rates are 2k AUD a year, which might sound reasonable, but I am on a rural property with no water or sewerage connection, I get my bins picked up once a fortnight and I have to take them 3km down the road to be picked up. Not sure that is worth 2k but that's the way it goes.

    Yeah if only the house prices dropping meant the rates dropped too.

    fluffybunnies

    They do, get your house revalued and rates are based on that

    They kind of don't really, because if your value drops it's likely that all other property values would drop by the same amount.

    Rates are calculated by dividing the adopted overall budget by the total valuation and proportioning to individual properties.

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  • boobooB Do not disturb
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
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    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Rates.

    Fuck Rates.

    I picked the wrong time to buy a house

    My rates are 2k AUD a year, which might sound reasonable, but I am on a rural property with no water or sewerage connection, I get my bins picked up once a fortnight and I have to take them 3km down the road to be picked up. Not sure that is worth 2k but that's the way it goes.

    Yeah if only the house prices dropping meant the rates dropped too.

    fluffybunnies

    They do, get your house revalued and rates are based on that

    Funny you should mention it, the other half is looking into it, something about them thinking our place has more rooms than it does.

    She must have known I was up in arms on the fern.

    Our place is well and truly undervalued so just check what the current valuation is, would hate for them to check and say it’s actually higher.

    Yeah I’m ( very clearly ) no expert on this but doesn’t it go on what we paid for it ?

    Again, I have my expert looking into it so she’ll sort it either way.

    Pretty sure, here at least, Government valuation is on the Land only, not the "improvements".

    Also, as a thought, beyond services to your house you also get the benefit of pipes and drains to stop you drowning, roads so you can go places (road cones are not cheap), and then other shit like parks, sports fields, playgrounds, libraries, halls, noise and animal control ...

    Look at that. Me being an apologist for local government... haven't worked for a Council (as an employee) for 20 years.

    My recollection though is that Councillors hate putting rates up with a passion because of all the shit they get when they do. Gets them voted out.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by taniwharugby
    #2489

    @MN5 what you paid has nothing to do with the rating value they use as it's based on the land value and use and takes into account improvements (ie a bare peice of land will have lower rates than one with a shed/house/farm/commercial building that are all rated accordingly)

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  • chimoausC Offline
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    replied to MN5 on last edited by
    #2490

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Machpants said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Rates.

    Fuck Rates.

    I picked the wrong time to buy a house

    My rates are 2k AUD a year, which might sound reasonable, but I am on a rural property with no water or sewerage connection, I get my bins picked up once a fortnight and I have to take them 3km down the road to be picked up. Not sure that is worth 2k but that's the way it goes.

    Yeah if only the house prices dropping meant the rates dropped too.

    fluffybunnies

    They do, get your house revalued and rates are based on that

    Funny you should mention it, the other half is looking into it, something about them thinking our place has more rooms than it does.

    She must have known I was up in arms on the fern.

    Our place is well and truly undervalued so just check what the current valuation is, would hate for them to check and say it’s actually higher.

    Yeah I’m ( very clearly ) no expert on this but doesn’t it go on what we paid for it ?

    Again, I have my expert looking into it so she’ll sort it either way.

    My experience in Australia is the land is valued by average for the area. We then had someone from council come around and inspect the property looking at improvements and then decided on a value. They then put the two together and your rates are based on that. Each year the valuation goes up based on the average increase/decrease for the area.

    Our valuation is listed on the rated notice, at the moment it is well under market value and I believe this is often the case. To be honest I suggest it would not make a huge difference in your rates if your house is overvalued by say 100,000.

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  • BonesB Offline
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    #2491

    Fucking cuntwankers buying their scratchy tickets at the customer service desk in the supermarket. Jesus they're tedious fucksticks.

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    replied to Bones on last edited by
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    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Fucking cuntwankers buying their scratchy tickets at the customer service desk in the supermarket. Jesus they're tedious fucksticks.

    I won a fiver and a lucky dip though.

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  • NTAN Offline
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    NTA
    wrote on last edited by
    #2493

    550sqm block in suburban Sydney - rates are $490/quarter.

    Also 12 council cleanups per year which shocked my mate living just across the road in the next Council area. He just moved into the neighbourhood so he'll be booking all that shit he brought with him 🤣

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  • chimoausC Offline
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    replied to NTA on last edited by
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    @NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:

    550sqm block in suburban Sydney - rates are $490/quarter.

    Also 12 council cleanups per year which shocked my mate living just across the road in the next Council area. He just moved into the neighbourhood so he'll be booking all that shit he brought with him 🤣

    That is very reasonable for the city. I pay more than that and I don't have water or sewerage and bins only picked up once a fortnight and only 2 tip vouchers.

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  • MN5M Online
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    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Fucking cuntwankers buying their scratchy tickets at the customer service desk in the supermarket. Jesus they're tedious fucksticks.

    Well done for getting all those swear words past security

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    Drivers who upon noticing that you want to get out from an intersection instead of being nice and speeding up or even just continuing at their normal speed upon noticing your car edging slightly forward slow down and look at you with a look of panic and fear on their face.

    They then slooowwwlllyyyy drive past allowing all the traffic behind them to catch up so can't exit the intersection safely.

    Perhaps they believe that their look of fear and panic as they drive by at 20km/hr is the only thing keeping them safe from you launching you car at them like a exocet missile??

    I can only but congratulate their unwavering loyalty to their own safety while being an inconsiderate asshat.

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