Bad/Lame Jokes
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Mystic Meg died today. Never saw that one coming
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I'm amazed she never won the lottery.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Mystic Meg died today. Never saw that one coming
Reminds me of this
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Q. What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?
A. A small medium at large.
A classic Ronnie Corbett joke.
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@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I makes scents when you think about it.
I don't have to think about it I just have to look left at your avatar pic.
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@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I’ve invented a thought controlled aroma manufacturing unit.
I makes scents when you think about it.
That reeks of Tim Vine.
It sounded Vine to me.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Mystic Meg died today. Never saw that one coming
What? She's a blind porn star?
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If there was an Olympic race for laziness, I would deliberately come fourth so I don’t have to get up on the podium.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye-deerWhat do you call a dog with no legs?
Whatever you like, he aint gonna come when you call him -
Knock knock
"Who's there?"
"Amos"
"Amos who?"
"A mosquito" -
One for the Brits and the UK ferners:
Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Biggish.
Biggish who?
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