Bad/Lame Jokes

[Catogrande]

I’ve invented a thought controlled aroma manufacturing unit.

I makes scents when you think about it.

[Bones]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I’ve invented a thought controlled aroma manufacturing unit.

I makes scents when you think about it.

That reeks of Tim Vine.

[Catogrande]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I’ve invented a thought controlled aroma manufacturing unit.

I makes scents when you think about it.

That reeks of Tim Vine.

Got it from a Star Trek meme as it happens. @MN5 will shortly be posting it several times.

[Bones]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I’ve invented a thought controlled aroma manufacturing unit.

I makes scents when you think about it.

That reeks of Tim Vine.

Got it from a Star Trek meme as it happens. @MN5 will shortly be posting it several times.

It's right up his alley.

[MN5]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I’ve invented a thought controlled aroma manufacturing unit.

I makes scents when you think about it.

That reeks of Tim Vine.

Got it from a Star Trek meme as it happens. @MN5 will shortly be posting it several times.

[Victor Meldrew]

Mystic Meg died today. Never saw that one coming

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-64900348

[Catogrande]

@Victor-Meldrew

I'm amazed she never won the lottery.

[MN5]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Mystic Meg died today. Never saw that one coming

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-64900348

Reminds me of this

[Victor Meldrew]

@MN5

Q. What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A. A small medium at large.

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@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5

Q. What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison?

A. A small medium at large.

A classic Ronnie Corbett joke.

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I’ve heard that Aladdin has been banned from racing his flying carpet. Apparently he’s been using performance enhancing rugs.

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While I’m at it, I’ll have another go:

Ive just fostered a child. He wanted a speights to be honest, but it was all I had in the fridge.

[nostrildamus]

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I makes scents when you think about it.

I don't have to think about it I just have to look left at your avatar pic.

[nostrildamus]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

I’ve invented a thought controlled aroma manufacturing unit.

I makes scents when you think about it.

That reeks of Tim Vine.

It sounded Vine to me.

[MN5]

[nostrildamus]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Mystic Meg died today. Never saw that one coming

What? She's a blind porn star?

[Catogrande]

If there was an Olympic race for laziness, I would deliberately come fourth so I don’t have to get up on the podium.

[Victor Meldrew]

[taniwharugby]

@Victor-Meldrew

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No eye-deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no eye-deer

What do you call a dog with no legs?
Whatever you like, he aint gonna come when you call him

[Victor Meldrew]

@taniwharugby

Knock knock
"Who's there?"
"Amos"
"Amos who?"
"A mosquito"