Grumpy Old Man
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I have to get this off my chest and ask for the verdict of the Fern collective. The question is: am I the arsehole? Now before you all pile in with a predictable knee-jerk reaction. Hear the story.
We are a two toothbrush family in that we have two electric toothbrushes. One was a cheapy and the other was about £50. Of course as soon as the cheap one was a year old it wouldn’t charge properly, the on switch wouldn’t function but it would turn on randomly, usually in the middle of the night. So. We’re all in agreement, a replacement is needed. Step forward Mrs Cato.
My dear better half surprised me with a new toothbrush at a cost of £139. How can a toothbrush cost £139? Just how? Well, seeing as you’ve asked, I’ll tell you.
Said new toothbrush comes with Bluetooth charging. It has a charging carry case that allows you to charge your toothbrush and your phone from the same plug. It has a holder that you can attach to the bathroom mirror that you can mount your phone on which you can sync with the toothbrush so that it can guide you through the timing etc of your brushing. Moreover, it allows you to download your brushing experience and keep a log of your progress.
So here we come back to the question at hand. I told the sainted Mrs C to fuck off and get rid if this useless pile of shit and give my my £139 back.
Am I the arsehole here?
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@catogrande is it an oral b one, sounds a lot like mine, except I just brush my teeth with it and all that extra jazz is no use to me,definitely got mine at least half price during some amazon sale. I feel like the tooth fairy @canefan needs to be the voice of authority on this one...
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@catogrande bathroom mirror space is precious mate.
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@r-l
You're too kind and forgiving.
A mild spanking really won't change behaviours. A red-hot poker on the other hand...
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@catogrande is it an oral b one, sounds a lot like mine, except I just brush my teeth with it and all that extra jazz is no use to me,definitely got mine at least half price during some amazon sale. I feel like the tooth fairy @canefan needs to be the voice of authority on this one...
It does not matter who the manafacturer is only that it is a waste of money and technology.
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@victor-meldrew bloody hell... Looks like Mr Snow has a new partner in crime...
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@catogrande bathroom mirror space is precious mate.
I’m surprised to hear you say that. For someone with my looks it’s a given but well…
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@catogrande calm down now dear
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew bloody hell... Looks like Mr Snow has a new partner in crime...
Getting medieval on people who mess with your car isn't a crime - it's a civic duty.
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@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
So here we come back to the question at hand. I told the sainted Mrs C to fuck off and get rid if this useless pile of shit and give my my £139 back.
Am I the arsehole here?
My wife would be non-too pleased if I did that, I know better than to say such things even if it's the truth.
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@victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
Why are people so shit. For what appears to be for no reason mine and a patient's driver side windows were smashed in our car park today. So pissed off.
My poor little Steve Coogan has been abused.Grumpy as fuck.
Geez, sorry to hear that. Hope it's not too much of a hassle to fix.
Pond life who do this sort of shit could do with a visit to @snowy 's cellar...
I have just made some space.
The guy that did the same thing to my car at AKL airport a few years ago has been there for a while and I have just just, um, "made some room".
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew let's not summon the dark one, he's busy in the basement trying to get all of his "staff" vaccinated, and they aren't cooperating by the sounds of the covid nz thread.
Meh, I'm grumpy and Steve feels dirty now, like the time I let an Audi driver park him for me. Time for a new car I think. And I've got big gin lined up for later as I've sulked at work and I'm going to WFH tomorrow.
The dark one is well and truly summoned.
It does feel like a violation doesn't it - that's the window, not the Audi driver they should be allowed to do what they like.
Over the vaccine thing. Let the morons die is my attitude now. The sooner it happens the rest of us get a life again (and I can get a gourmet burger). I won't get into the "Boring burger club" that seems to have been started around here either.
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@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew bloody hell... Looks like Mr Snow has a new partner in crime...
I don't need help. Although an overseas collaboration might be worth doing.
I can't just jump in plane anymore and there is a window smasher that needs "fixing".
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Human Resources
Koolaid drinkers who add no meaningful benefit. Enrolling me in a course that has no relevance to my job and one I unsurprisingly have no interest in. Boss rings me to say they're bothering him now because I haven't done it.
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@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:
@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@snowy I'm asthmatic
You could sound a bit more grumpy about it.
He's asthmatic so he's probably already in a huff.
Ban
What's wrong with you today, Magic Dragon? No frolicking by the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee?
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@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
I have to get this off my chest and ask for the verdict of the Fern collective. The question is: am I the arsehole? Now before you all pile in with a predictable knee-jerk reaction. Hear the story.
We are a two toothbrush family in that we have two electric toothbrushes. One was a cheapy and the other was about £50. Of course as soon as the cheap one was a year old it wouldn’t charge properly, the on switch wouldn’t function but it would turn on randomly, usually in the middle of the night. So. We’re all in agreement, a replacement is needed. Step forward Mrs Cato.
My dear better half surprised me with a new toothbrush at a cost of £139. How can a toothbrush cost £139? Just how? Well, seeing as you’ve asked, I’ll tell you.
Said new toothbrush comes with Bluetooth charging. It has a charging carry case that allows you to charge your toothbrush and your phone from the same plug. It has a holder that you can attach to the bathroom mirror that you can mount your phone on which you can sync with the toothbrush so that it can guide you through the timing etc of your brushing. Moreover, it allows you to download your brushing experience and keep a log of your progress.
So here we come back to the question at hand. I told the sainted Mrs C to fuck off and get rid if this useless pile of shit and give my my £139 back.
Am I the arsehole here?
No more than usual.
Alternative plan:
You should thank her very muchly, ask her politely to return said electric toothbrush as you need money to spend on her family (and bluetooth reduces sperm or some such paranoid myth babble).
1 On reimbursement, take said money to pub, with photo of mother in law.
2 Place photo on middle of dartboard.
3 Stand back, holding darts. Celebrate her family with said darts (of pointy love).
4 Drink enough guinness or hard liquor in Shane MacGowan-mode so you won't need an electric toothbrush ever again. -
Sage advice but alas, too late.
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@catogrande what happened then?
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@catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
So here we come back to the question at hand. I told the sainted Mrs C to fuck off and get rid if this useless pile of shit and give my my £139 back.
Am I the arsehole here?Quick poll in the antipodean household and it's two votes to nil in your favour. £139
