Dying
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@Rembrandt do be careful flat-packing your cardboard.
Particularly when dealing with an old box. The flaps can get a bit leathery.
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@Catogrande not if you get them wet.
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@mariner4life I’m with you. I read as far as the second line ‘and a special bin for her soft plastics’
No mention of the hard plastics.
Aging remember
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@Catogrande @Bones 🤣🤣🤣 quality
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Some of you are actually very very funny people, love when something makes me laugh out loud. thanks
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@R-L said in Aging:
Some of you are actually very very funny people, love when something makes me laugh out loud. thanks
Have you been posting nude pics M4L? Glad I missed them.
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@antipodean said in Aging:
According to an expert in the field, if a doctor can diagnose a potential issue by shoving a finger or two up your arse, it's too late. They've developed a procedure to target spots on the prostate highlighted by MRI because even a normal biopsy may not identify a problem.
They check for Prostate Cancer markers in routine blood tests these days. An enlarged prostate isn't as reliable check for potential cancer according to my GP.
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@Rembrandt said in Aging:
My Mrs does this, got a special bin for 'soft plastics' which she will dutifully take down to the supermarket for their plastic recycling.
For a while there I thought you were taking about testing for prostate cancer..
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@Victor-Meldrew mine said the same thing
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I have turned down my missus more times this year then I have in the previous 23 years of our relationship, never thought I would see this day. Sometimes I'm just too tired and want to go to sleep. I'm assuming I must be alone or is anyone else drive diminishing as they age?
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I have turned down my missus more times this year then I have in the previous 23 years of our relationship, never thought I would see this day. Sometimes I'm just too tired and want to go to sleep. I'm assuming I must be alone or is anyone else drive diminishing as they age?
Yep. So I asked the chemist for some viagra but didn't have a prescription. I showed him a picture of my wife. Got six months supply.
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@Catogrande said in Aging:
@R-L said in Aging:
Some of you are actually very very funny people, love when something makes me laugh out loud. thanks
Have you been posting nude pics M4L? Glad I missed them.
no need to play coy in front of the lads.
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I have turned down my missus more times this year then I have in the previous 23 years of our relationship, never thought I would see this day. Sometimes I'm just too tired and want to go to sleep. I'm assuming I must be alone or is anyone else drive diminishing as they age?
get. The fuck. out.
have a word with yourself.
The one you turn down is the one you miss out on.
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@Rembrandt said in Aging:
Apologies guys but if memory serves certain discussions involving particular penetrative acts could get tsf in trouble with the Google Staatssicherheitsdienst. So its gotta be super tenuous and vague and if you can't read between the lines that's on you.
Now if you'll excuse me its garbage collection tomorrow so I'm going to busy myself separating the recyclables and wheeling the bins out ..if you get my drift.
@Bones insert bin day gif quick!!!
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I have turned down my missus more times this year then I have in the previous 23 years of our relationship, never thought I would see this day. Sometimes I'm just too tired and want to go to sleep. I'm assuming I must be alone or is anyone else drive diminishing as they age?
I turned the wife down down once in the last 2 decades, on principle. And typing that out makes it sound even more stupid than it was at the time.
She had been out with her friends (I was looking after the kids) and was a little tipsy when she got home i.e. raring to go. Now, The Red Baron was in town at this point. Noting that had been used as her excuse multiple times to halt my amorous advances in the past decade, I decided to take a stand - on principle.
I should add that I didn't simply turn her down; tried to secure a blowjob before the main act, but she wasn't going to budge on that so I walked away from negotiations.
In my defence, her friend was sleeping in our spare room, and I was just smart enough to avoid asking if her mate might be interested in helping sway my decision.
@mariner4life said in Aging:
The one you turn down is the
onemonth you miss out on.Fixed.
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I have turned down my missus more times this year then I have in the previous 23 years of our relationship, never thought I would see this day. Sometimes I'm just too tired and want to go to sleep. I'm assuming I must be alone or is anyone else drive diminishing as they age?
I turned the wife down down once in the last 2 decades, on principle. And typing that out makes it sound even more stupid than it was at the time.
She had been out with her friends (I was looking after the kids) and was a little tipsy when she got home i.e. raring to go. Now, The Red Baron was in town at this point. Noting that had been used as her excuse multiple times to halt my amorous advances in the past decade, I decided to take a stand - on principle.
I should add that I didn't simply turn her down; tried to secure a blowjob before the main act, but she wasn't going to budge on that so I walked away from negotiations.
In my defence, her friend was sleeping in our spare room, and I was just smart enough to avoid asking if her mate might be interested in helping sway my decision.
@mariner4life said in Aging:
The one you turn down is the
onemonth you miss out on.Fixed.
firstly, that single-word last line made me sad
second, i have tried to make a moral stand for some perceived slight in past. Turns out i have zero will power.
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@mariner4life said in Aging:
second, i have tried to make a moral stand for some perceived slight in past. Turns out i have zero will power.
Two heads, one brain.
