Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz

[jegga]

@mariner4life a pig is eight beers from being a fox.

[jegga]

@Mokey just write a very thinly disguised version of him into your next book, a nobleman who thinks hes an alpha but likes to lie underneath a glass coffee table while......

[MN5]

Who needs to talk sport when we can just talk ourselves up on here.

Whoa, hang on, is that a bit 'Alpha' of me?

[Mokey]

@mariner4life Us little ladies are so transparent!

[mariner4life]

@Mokey alpha-ed.

[Mokey]

LOL. I just got to the part where Silver praises the long complete pisstake psycho post as having some excellent points.

[Mokey]

I. Can't. Even.

"We all vary. So its better to approach women with the belief that she's up for it but might not be into the man.
Or might be a rare, real, pure, low sex, nice girl.
Or might not be into it just now "

[Mokey]

"Have a King / buyer not seller / sultan / slave owner etc mindset."

Excuse me while I go purchase some stronger eye bleach.

Slave owner? WTAF?

[Tim]

[jegga]

[Mokey]

While I'm loving the sweet little anecdotes from men who married a top shelf gal years ago, they are wasted on a fucktard like Silver.

As with every topic, he is the expert and that is that, no matter what overwhelming evidence to the contrary.

[Rancid Schnitzel]

@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Mokey when you have a moment could you critique this for us ?

http://forum.planetrugby.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=76932

That is the best thread I've read in a long time.

I nearly choked on my lunch when I read these pearlers:

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut locker

Retro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatter

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
With the pork steeple,

[Mokey]

"I feel sorry for all the other nationalities on the bored needing help with the ladies when the one sure fire way to pick up a woman is to put on a kilt."

TRUTH from poster Lorthern Nights.

[Mokey]

Nine pages complete. All I can say is thank all the deities for the belly laugh moments. Without them that thread would have been the most disturbing, grotesque shit ever.

[MN5]

Best

[MN5]

Thread

[MN5]

EVER!!!!

[taniwharugby]

haha, a ferner commented on this article on FB...so timely

Aug 19, 2014

6 Lessons Men Can Take From Brazilian Men When It Comes To Women

He gazes at her with such intensity and desire; when he locks eyes with her, he doesn't let go. He is seductive. Charming. Passionate. Flattering. Persistent. Affectionate. He will sweep her off of her feet. This is the powerful, irresistible lure…

[Toddy]

@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

By golly what a cracker of a day on Stuff.co.nz....

first off, lady, have you never heard of tinder ? saves all sorts of embarrassment....

http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/love-sex/88349043/plane-passengers-soulful-plea-help-me-find-my-mystery-man

Upper Hutt .... @Crucial ???

[Smudge]

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Tim said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

That dull "globus" fuckface should be banned.

He is the most tedious attention whore I've seen in quite some time. One of the posters there has been banged up in jail in Bali and that clown hijacked the thread and made it all about him.

The humorous thing is he is not even remotely famous despite his suggestions to the contrary. He encourages people to Google him while not directly giving his name away. Yet, when you find out what his name is and add his location Oundle, there's about 8 results Google of any relevance whatsoever.