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[jegga]

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@MN5 wow.

First, you will never convince me that the first one isn't a bloke.

Agreed on the 2nd, the invoice would have been used to wipe my ass, and then returned to sender.

JJ is, and has always been, a fucking hideous looking thing who also happens to be fucking annoying. I don't know who Dom Harvey is, but i assume he is addicted to hallucinogenics

Zhe's gender fluid and would you?

[mariner4life]

@jegga now? no. In the past? Almost certainly

[taniwharugby]

@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Mokey when you have a moment could you critique this for us ?

http://forum.planetrugby.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=76932

um....

Not little boy who is talking to Mum or a sexual, desirable goddess who is good enough to spend a few minutes with a lowly pleb.

Surely some of those words dont belong in the same sentence?

[jegga]

@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@jegga now? no. In the past? Almost certainly

In a certain light and alcohol intake she could pass for Rachel Griffiths

[mariner4life]

@jegga in a certain light and alcohol intake she could pass for Monica Belucci. At least, that's what I'll tell myself.

[Mokey]

@jegga Yeah I saw that. Now I just hurled over 'Have a good sultan attitude and she is a part of your harem'. And 'Be honest if need be as a last resort.'

God. I'm gonna want to scrub my eyes with bleach very shortly.

[jegga]

@mariner4life sage words and I'll add my brothers advice to them "no ones ugly at 3am".

[mariner4life]

@jegga they're all pink inside. Beauty is only a light switch away. I can justify anything.

[mariner4life]

@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@jegga Yeah I saw that. Now I just hurled over 'Have a good sultan attitude and she is a part of your harem'. And 'Be honest if need be as a last resort.'

God. I'm gonna want to scrub my eyes with bleach very shortly.

is that code for "being turned on by the alpha-ness of it all?

[jegga]

@mariner4life a pig is eight beers from being a fox.

[jegga]

@Mokey just write a very thinly disguised version of him into your next book, a nobleman who thinks hes an alpha but likes to lie underneath a glass coffee table while......

[MN5]

Who needs to talk sport when we can just talk ourselves up on here.

Whoa, hang on, is that a bit 'Alpha' of me?

[Mokey]

@mariner4life Us little ladies are so transparent!

[mariner4life]

@Mokey alpha-ed.

[Mokey]

LOL. I just got to the part where Silver praises the long complete pisstake psycho post as having some excellent points.

[Mokey]

I. Can't. Even.

"We all vary. So its better to approach women with the belief that she's up for it but might not be into the man.
Or might be a rare, real, pure, low sex, nice girl.
Or might not be into it just now "

[Mokey]

"Have a King / buyer not seller / sultan / slave owner etc mindset."

Excuse me while I go purchase some stronger eye bleach.

Slave owner? WTAF?

[Tim]

[jegga]

[Mokey]

While I'm loving the sweet little anecdotes from men who married a top shelf gal years ago, they are wasted on a fucktard like Silver.

As with every topic, he is the expert and that is that, no matter what overwhelming evidence to the contrary.