Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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@antipodean said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey when you have a moment could you critique this for us ?
That is the best thread I've read in a long time.
I nearly choked on my lunch when I read these pearlers:
Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham walletCattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocketBatter-dip the cranny axe
In the gut lockerRetro-fit the pudding hatch, ooh la la
With the boink swatterMarinate the nether rod
In the squish mittenPower drill the yippee bog
With the dude pistonPressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkleCannonball the fiddle cove, ooh la la
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haha, a ferner commented on this article on FB...so timely
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
By golly what a cracker of a day on Stuff.co.nz....
first off, lady, have you never heard of tinder ? saves all sorts of embarrassment....
Upper Hutt .... @Crucial ???
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Tim said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
That dull "globus" fuckface should be banned.
He is the most tedious attention whore I've seen in quite some time. One of the posters there has been banged up in jail in Bali and that clown hijacked the thread and made it all about him.
The humorous thing is he is not even remotely famous despite his suggestions to the contrary. He encourages people to Google him while not directly giving his name away. Yet, when you find out what his name is and add his location Oundle, there's about 8 results Google of any relevance whatsoever.
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People abusing Parking Wardens ? No way ?
Judging by the mad butcher fiasco I think its safe to say that half the team will be up on rape charges by the middle of next week.
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@dogmeat said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5 you'd think with all their other negative publicity last year though that they would have had a bit more nous
Well with the media ready to pounce at any moment I'd say most of them have been advised to not even fart in public.
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It doesn't matter what you do for a living, how much you are in the public eye, whether you are straight, gay, fluid (?), black, white, brown, pink, male, female, handicapped or even from outer space.
Everybody should have the basic human right to abuse parking wardens.
