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  • MN5M Offline
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    A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint.

    Both crews have been marooned

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  • BonesB Online
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    My three favorite things are eating out my friends and not using commas.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Online
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    This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

    Just a really bad spell of weather.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

    Just a really bad spell of weather.

    Wether

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  • BonesB Online
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    @booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

    Just a really bad spell of weather.

    Wether

    Don't see anything ovine related.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

    Just a really bad spell of weather.

    Wether

    Don't see anything ovine related.

    Whether or not

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    @booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Whether

    Original.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Whether

    Original.

    Huh?

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    @booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Whether

    Original.

    Huh?

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  • Victor MeldrewV Online
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    Victor Meldrew
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    Victor Meldrew
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  • BonesB Online
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    A lot of women say their husband never listens to them. I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that.

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  • BonesB Online
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    At the Olympics I saw an athlete carrying a long stick and asked him: "Are you a pole vaulter?"He replied: "No I'm German but how do you know my name is Walter?"

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    @MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    that's frankly oarsome.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    #785

    I asked my friend what it's like to live in North Korea

    He says he can't complain.

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