Bad/Lame Jokes

[Catogrande]

Top tip:

Clear nail varnish makes an excellent substitute for Tippex when you haven’t made a mistake.

[Bones]

Bonesetta and I laugh at how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.

[No Quarter]

Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a herbefore.

[MN5]

@No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a herbefore.

This could be the best joke I’ve ever seen on here. Outstanding

[MN5]

A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint.

Both crews have been marooned

[Bones]

My three favorite things are eating out my friends and not using commas.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Bones]

This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

Just a really bad spell of weather.

[booboo]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

Just a really bad spell of weather.

Wether

[Bones]

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

Just a really bad spell of weather.

Wether

Don't see anything ovine related.

[booboo]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

Just a really bad spell of weather.

Wether

Don't see anything ovine related.

Whether or not

[Bones]

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Whether

Original.

[booboo]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Whether

Original.

Huh?

whether meaning - Google Search

[Bones]

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@booboo said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Whether

Original.

Huh?

whether meaning - Google Search

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[Bones]

A lot of women say their husband never listens to them. I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that.

[Nevorian]

[Bones]

At the Olympics I saw an athlete carrying a long stick and asked him: "Are you a pole vaulter?"He replied: "No I'm German but how do you know my name is Walter?"