Bad/Lame Jokes

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[Bones]

A lot of women say their husband never listens to them. I am proud to say I have never heard my wife say that.

[Nevorian]

[Bones]

At the Olympics I saw an athlete carrying a long stick and asked him: "Are you a pole vaulter?"He replied: "No I'm German but how do you know my name is Walter?"

[MiketheSnow]

[nostrildamus]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

that's frankly oarsome.

[MN5]

I asked my friend what it's like to live in North Korea

He says he can't complain.

[Victor Meldrew]

[MiketheSnow]

[Victor Meldrew]

[MN5]

The doctor told me I was suffering from insomnia.

I asked if it was serious but luckily he told me there was no cause for any alarm.

[MiketheSnow]

[voodoo]

@MiketheSnow said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Evil

[Bones]

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle… It was an ether/oar situation.

[MN5]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle… It was an ether/oar situation.

Knock you out how, with a bollard ?

[Victor Meldrew]

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle… It was an ether/oar situation.

Knock you out how, with a bollard ?

Nah. Grass

[Victor Meldrew]

[Bones]

@Victor-Meldrew said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle… It was an ether/oar situation.

Knock you out how, with a bollard ?

Nah. Grass

Eastbourne gold, to be precise.