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    I was going to go to the gym today.

    Didn’t work out

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    someone had some fun at Stan

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    There exists a quantity of artificial butter flavor beyond which people begin to believe it's not butter.

    This is known as the margarine of error

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    @Nevorian said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

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    That fell flat

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    I still have my late grandmother in my contacts. We shouldn't have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.

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    Top tip:

    Clear nail varnish makes an excellent substitute for Tippex when you haven’t made a mistake.

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    Bonesetta and I laugh at how competitive we are.
    But I laugh more.

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    Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a herbefore.

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    @No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a herbefore.

    This could be the best joke I’ve ever seen on here. Outstanding

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    A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint.

    Both crews have been marooned

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    My three favorite things are eating out my friends and not using commas.

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    This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

    Just a really bad spell of weather.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

    Just a really bad spell of weather.

    Wether

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