Bad/Lame Jokes

[bayimports]

[MN5]

I was going to go to the gym today.

Didn’t work out

[Kiwiwomble]

someone had some fun at Stan

[Victor Meldrew]

[Victor Meldrew]

[Nevorian]

[Bones]

There exists a quantity of artificial butter flavor beyond which people begin to believe it's not butter.

This is known as the margarine of error

[Nevorian]

[scribe]

@Nevorian said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

That fell flat

[Bones]

I still have my late grandmother in my contacts. We shouldn't have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.

[Bones]

[Catogrande]

Top tip:

Clear nail varnish makes an excellent substitute for Tippex when you haven’t made a mistake.

[Bones]

Bonesetta and I laugh at how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.

[No Quarter]

Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a herbefore.

[MN5]

@No-Quarter said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a herbefore.

This could be the best joke I’ve ever seen on here. Outstanding

[MN5]

A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint.

Both crews have been marooned

[Bones]

My three favorite things are eating out my friends and not using commas.

[Victor Meldrew]

[Bones]

This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

Just a really bad spell of weather.

[booboo]

@Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

This week's forecast calls for rane, hale, gails, drissle, thundre, litnin, tawnaydoes and frizzing colde.

Just a really bad spell of weather.

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