Bad/Lame Jokes

nostrildamus

A Welshman walks into a baa.

MN5

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Catogrande

Doctor: The good news is that erectile dysfunction can be cured by diet and exercise.

The bad news is that it's going to be hard to get your wife to diet and exercise.

bayimports

MN5

I was going to go to the gym today.

Didn’t work out

Kiwiwomble

someone had some fun at Stan

Victor Meldrew

Victor Meldrew

Nevorian

Bones

There exists a quantity of artificial butter flavor beyond which people begin to believe it's not butter.

This is known as the margarine of error

Nevorian

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That fell flat

Bones

I still have my late grandmother in my contacts. We shouldn't have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.

Bones

Catogrande

Top tip:

Clear nail varnish makes an excellent substitute for Tippex when you haven’t made a mistake.

Bones

Bonesetta and I laugh at how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.

No Quarter

Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a herbefore.

MN5

Why did the transgender man only eat salad? Because he was a herbefore.

This could be the best joke I’ve ever seen on here. Outstanding

MN5

A ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying purple paint.

Both crews have been marooned

Bones

My three favorite things are eating out my friends and not using commas.

The Silver Fern