Springboks vs Pumas 2
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@W32 said in Springboks vs Pumas 2:
Moving on then. I don’t expect the pumas to be more than a speed bump on the way to the title this weekend. If they win I will stick a pineapple up my butt
I don't think I've ever wanted a specific result of a rugby game that I have no investment in ever before.
But your butt is safe IMO.
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Springbok team to face Argentina in Nelspruit:
15 – Aphelele Fassi (Hollywoodbets Sharks) – 8 caps, 20 points (4t)
14 – Cheslin Kolbe (Suntory Sungoliath) – 37 caps, 96 points (15t, 3c, 5p)
13 – Jesse Kriel (Canon Eagles) – 76 caps, 85 points (17t)
12 – Damian de Allende (Wild Knights) – 84 caps, 55 points (11t)
11 – Kurt-Lee Arendse (Vodacom Bulls) – 21 caps, 85 points (17t)
10 – Manie Libbok (DHL Stormers) – 17 caps, 94 pts (1t, 28c, 11p)
9 – Jaden Hendrikse (Hollywoodbets Sharks) – 17 caps, 12 pts (2t, 1c)8 – Jasper Wiese (Urayasu D-Rocks) – 30 caps, 5 points (1t)
7 – Pieter-Steph du Toit (Toyota Verblitz) – 83 caps, 45 points (9t)
6 – Siya Kolisi (captain, Hollywoodbets Sharks) – 88 caps, 60 points (12t)
5 – Ruan Nortje (Vodacom Bulls) – 5 caps, 0 points
4 – Eben Etzebeth (Hollywoodbets Sharks) – 127 caps, 30 points (6t)
3 – Frans Malherbe (DHL Stormers) – 75 caps, 5 points (1t)
2 – Bongi Mbonambi (Hollywoodbets Sharks) – 74 caps, 75 points (15t)
1 – Ox Nche (Hollywoodbets Sharks) – 36 caps, 0 pointsReplacements:
16 – Malcolm Marx (Kubota Spears) – 72 caps, 100 points (20t)
17 – Gerhard Steenekamp (Vodacom Bulls) – 7 caps, 0 points
18 – Vincent Koch (Hollywoodbets Sharks) – 57 caps, 0 points
19 – Elrigh Louw (Vodacom Bulls) – 9 caps, 0 points
20 – Kwagga Smith (Shizuoka Blue Revs) – 48 caps, 45 points (9t)
21 – Cobus Reinach (Montpellier) – 36 caps, 70 pts (14t)
22 – Handre Pollard (Leicester Tigers) – 76 caps, 749 points (7t, 102c, 165p, 5dg)
23 – Lukhanyo Am (Hollywoodbets Sharks) – 39 caps, 35 pts (7t) -
That's a very different kettle of fish for the Argies to contend with
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@Machpants said in Springboks vs Pumas 2:
@W32 said in Springboks vs Pumas 2:
Moving on then. I don’t expect the pumas to be more than a speed bump on the way to the title this weekend. If they win I will stick a pineapple up my butt
I don't think I've ever wanted a specific result of a rugby game that I have no investment in ever before.
But your butt is safe IMO.
I was hoping for a bok revenge match. A cold clinical dismantling of the RGs. But now I think I want a repeat of last weekend with the result reversed.
@W32 sweating every knock on and defensive lapse. His buddies wondering why he keeps looking over at the fruit bowl. Everyone a little embarrassed as he weeps joyfully when Pollard slots the last second penalty. The strangely erotic way he takes a knife to that damn pineapple right on the final whistle. My god… is he? He can’t be… he bloody well is [censored] the smile right off that smug pineapple’s face.
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@pakman said in Springboks vs Pumas 2:
@W32 said in Springboks vs Pumas 2:
Moving on then. I don’t expect the pumas to be more than a speed bump on the way to the title this weekend. If they win I will stick a pineapple up my butt
Ok that’s disturbing
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@Smuts said in Springboks vs Pumas 2:
@Machpants said in Springboks vs Pumas 2:
@W32 said in Springboks vs Pumas 2:
Moving on then. I don’t expect the pumas to be more than a speed bump on the way to the title this weekend. If they win I will stick a pineapple up my butt
I don't think I've ever wanted a specific result of a rugby game that I have no investment in ever before.
But your butt is safe IMO.
I was hoping for a bok revenge match. A cold clinical dismantling of the RGs. But now I think I want a repeat of last weekend with the result reversed.
@W32 sweating every knock on and defensive lapse. His buddies wondering why he keeps looking over at the fruit bowl. Everyone a little embarrassed as he weeps joyfully when Pollard slots the last second penalty. The strangely erotic way he takes a knife to that damn pineapple right on the final whistle. My god… is he? He can’t be… he bloody well is [censored] the smile right off that smug pineapple’s face.
I’m going with obliteration.
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@Smuts said in Springboks vs Pumas 2:
@W32 very wise. Can’t imagine facing that pineapple sober
Won't need to worry about facing it.
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Argentina make 7 changes to Springbok slayers with enforcer ruled out
Argentina head coach Felipe Contepomi has made seven changes to the team that triumphed over South Africa last week...
15 Santiago Carreras, 14 Rodrigo Isgro, 13 Matais Moroni, 12 Santiago Chocobares, 11 Mateo Carreras, 10 Tomas Albornoz, 9 Gonzalo Garcia, 8 Joaquin Oviedo, 7 Santiago Grondona, 6 Juan Martín Gonzalez, 5 Tomás Lavanini, 4 Pedro Rubiolo, 3 Joel Sclavi, 2 Julian Montoya, 1 Thomas Gallo
Reserves: 16 Ignacio Ruiz, 17 Ignacio Calles, 18 Pedro Delgado, 19 Franco Molina, 20 Pablo Matera, 21 Lautaro Bazan Velez, 22 Lucio Cinti, 23 Juan Cruz Mallia
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@reprobate said in Springboks vs Pumas 2:
Sure it's test rugby, but nobody wants to have that pineapple on their conscience.
that's a strange euphemism for hairy back passage.
