RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks
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@Dodge said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
I mean, no one has said it that I’ve seen, but the Boks are fucking roided up to the nuts, their coaches cheat with HIAs, their coaches attack referees, their players are mostly fluffybunnies, there isn’t a single neutral fan who wants them to win.
Got a new Pommie fulla at work who has said exactly that.
Frankly I'm offended we've lost the most hated team in rugby tag.
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Fozzie has things set up nicely for his grand exit. He dropped the ball a little when astute observers of the game like myself openly expressed how they are not in the least bit nervous about the world cup. We knew the ABs were no good. We knew we weren't going to win it. We could just sit back and watch with our 'I told you so' faces on.
Fozzie's genius is that he recognised this and quietly went about fixing it. He ensured his team beat Ireland, ensured his team cruised past Argentina. He made sure he had a full squad to choose from and he selected a match day 23 that can compete with the best.
He will smuggly sit in the coaches box, safe in the knowledge he has done his best. And his best was good enough. Pundits like me now have hope, we now think we have a chance of winning. We now think 'Fozzie has got this'. Fozzie is set to swagger off like a fat person leaving McDonalds holding a bag full of spoils, safe in the knowledge he will be leaving behind a shattered NZ public, a public wondering how they managed to fall for his trick once again. Fozzie's favourite trick, the one where he builds up hope and smashes it down.
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@Smuts said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
@Jailbreak7 said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
@Dodge said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
I mean, no one has said it that I’ve seen, but the Boks are fucking roided up to the nuts, their coaches cheat with HIAs, their coaches attack referees, their players are mostly fluffybunnies, there isn’t a single neutral fan who wants them to win.
Beautiful. About time someone said this.
Doesn’t go far enough. I heard they’re mean to small animals and break children’s toys. They also cheat at golf and park in handicap spaces.
Worst of all, they play rugby to win not to entertain other countries’ casual fans. Scum.
I don’t think they do any of those things. And they’re just fine athletes who enjoy lifting tin.
I take issue with all the gold watch shops the Bok coaches own
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Talk about rolling the dice with that bench. Two backs have a head clash with each other and you are in serious shit! Especially if the 9 or 10 are involved. They've gotten away with it in the past but kind of reminds me of a gambling addict playing roulette. Thinks they have it all worked out then before you know it they are giving handies in the car park to try and pay for breakfast.
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I reckon we'll see an aerial bombardment by the AB's on our back 3 all day. Wore my Bok jersey to work today, hoping for some banter, only to realise how insipid the people I work with are. Honestly, I've not seen any AB support on the streets either which has been quite surreal.
Before I hit TAB, does anyone know whether Shaun Pollard has added 2023 to his RWC tattoo?
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@Bones said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
@PN said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
only to realise how insipid the people I work with are
We work together?
That depends, are you the bum whose been undercutting my price on carpark handies?
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@PN said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
I reckon we'll see an aerial bombardment by the AB's on our back 3 all day. Wore my Bok jersey to work today, hoping for some banter, only to realise how insipid the people I work with are. Honestly, I've not seen any AB support on the streets either which has been quite surreal.
Lots of folk are boycotting the Rugby World Cup Final because Colesy hasn’t been picked.
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@PN said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
@Bones said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
@PN said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
only to realise how insipid the people I work with are
We work together?
That depends, are you the bum whose been undercutting my price on carpark handies?
Fuck. I didn't know I could charge.
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@Crazy-Horse said in RWC Final: All Blacks v Springboks:
Fozzie has things set up nicely for his grand exit. He dropped the ball a little when astute observers of the game like myself openly expressed how they are not in the least bit nervous about the world cup. We knew the ABs were no good. We knew we weren't going to win it. We could just sit back and watch with our 'I told you so' faces on.
Fozzie's genius is that he recognised this and quietly went about fixing it. He ensured his team beat Ireland, ensured his team cruised past Argentina. He made sure he had a full squad to choose from and he selected a match day 23 that can compete with the best.
He will smuggly sit in the coaches box, safe in the knowledge he has done his best. And his best was good enough. Pundits like me now have hope, we now think we have a chance of winning. We now think 'Fozzie has got this'. Fozzie is set to swagger off like a fat person leaving McDonalds holding a bag full of spoils, safe in the knowledge he will be leaving behind a shattered NZ public, a public wondering how they managed to fall for his trick once again. Fozzie's favourite trick, the one where he builds up hope and smashes it down.
Holy shittings! The pattern continues? But... but now I have hope!
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