Bad/Lame Jokes
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@mn5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
Similarly:
Husband showing off the newly tiled floor in the kitchen to his wife. She slipped and landed, doing the splits. “Help, I can’t get up” she says. Husband tries to help but no luck. Wife explains that she wasn’t wearing any knickers and consequently got suctioned onto the new tiles. “You’ll have to get the hammer and smash the tiles to break the seal she says”. With that the husband starts amorously kissing her and feeling her tits. “What the hell are you doing ?“ she demands. “We’ll I thought if I got you turned on I could slide you out to the hallway, the tiles there need replacing anyway.”
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Jesus @RoninWC give a blonde a break!
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Q: What do you call three anti-vaxxers in the middle of a field?
A: A thicket
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I went to the zoo the other day and was watching the monkeys wanking. Then I went to see the giraffes and I was still wanking.
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@catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I went to the zoo the other day and was watching the monkeys wanking. Then I went to see the giraffes and I was still wanking.
You should be ashamed.
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@virgil said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
I went to the zoo the other day and was watching the monkeys wanking. Then I went to see the giraffes and I was still wanking.
You should be ashamed.
Should be but he obviously isn't.
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@mn5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@virgil said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
The recent postings in the What are you listening to.. belong in here…
True. This band are a fucken joke for starters.
Why does he look like he's squeezing one out?
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@mn5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
@virgil said in Bad/Lame Jokes:
The recent postings in the What are you listening to.. belong in here…
True. This band are a fucken joke for starters.
Eat a bag of…