2023 (expanded) World Cup in South Africa

taniwharugby

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I'd like to hark back to the halcyon days of the Fern - circa 1999 - when the forum was at its rudimentary best. 
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haha, can you imagine what threads like this would be like on that old format!

jegga

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Smudge" data-cid="554982" data-time="1454031392">I'd like to hark back to the halcyon days of the Fern - circa 1999 - when the forum was at its rudimentary best. </blockquote>
 
Smudge have you ever read a book called the worlds friendliest people?

Smudge

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Smudge have you ever read a book called the worlds friendliest people?
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Smudge crushed his cigarette as he chuckled to Stevo: "hey, is that chick coming down for a drink?"
 
Stevo, never short of a quip, shot back: "she'll be coming down, all right.'"
 
Smudge guffawed. It was what he had come to suspect from Stevo, who had knocked around with Smudge from the first year at primary school when their Tonka Trucks collided in the sandpit.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I might have read a free chapter online from our friend. From what I recall, it was written pretty much as badly as the excerpt I've conjured up above.

jegga

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Smudge crushed his cigarette as he chuckled to Stevo: "hey, is that chick coming down for a drink?"
 
Stevo, never short of a quip, shot back: "she'll be coming down, all right.'"
 
Smudge guffawed. It was what he had come to suspect from Stevo, who had knocked around with Smudge from the first year at primary school when their Tonka Trucks collided in the sandpit.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I might have read a free chapter online from our friend. From what I recall, it was written pretty much as badly as the excerpt I've conjured up above.
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I've forwarded this to Taika Waititi , it seems very Eagle vs Shark. Odd that second hand copies are dearer than new ones don't you think?
 
The World's Friendliest People follows the fortunes of a young New Zealander in the final decades of the twentieth century, seeking in vain the qualities his countrymen are traditionally renowned for, finding instead in this age that values have changed - or that they in fact never were what it was always claimed they were. This is the television-educated generation. Theirs is a typical, superficial Western culture, which holds no place for honest words and intentions. The narrator is of the 'Holden Caulfield' (Catcher in the Rye) anti-hero variety. He remains nameless throughout, symbolizing the lack of interest in ones fellow man among those around him, and those he encounters.

JC

I went to the 95 RWC. There were theoretically lots of things to do but safaris and such were expensive and not necessarily convenient. All the activities were organised for us and we were warned in most places not to go out on the razzle by ourselves. I haven't been back since so I'm not sure if it would be the same now. I had a great time but I recall a lot of travelling to and from, and in, airports, which are shit places with a hangover.
 
On the other hand I've been to Ireland more times than I can count. Now the Irish team may be a pack of rabbit-punching thugs :fishing: but Ireland is fucking awesome. And that, by the way, is official. Anybody who says there isn't enough to do there is a fucking simpleton, and not someone with whom I would care to share a quiet pint and a yarn.

rotated

My favourite part is how Ireland is unfit to host a World Cup for having limited Stadia, shit weather and a poor RWC record while 1999 is the gold standard for World Cups and was hosted in fucking Wales.

Derm McCrum

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I went to the 95 RWC. There were theoretically lots of things to do but safaris and such were expensive and not necessarily convenient. All the activities were organised for us and we were warned in most places not to go out on the dazzle by ourselves. I haven't been back since so I'm not sure if it would be the same now. I had a great time but I recall a lot of travelling to and from, and in, airports, which are shit places with a hangover. 
On the other hand I've been to Ireland more times than I can count. Now the Irish team may be a pack of rabbit-punching thugs :fishing: but Ireland is fucking awesome. And that, by the way, is official. Anybody who says there isn't enough to do there is a fucking simpleton, and not someone with whom I would care to share a quiet pint and a yarn.</blockquote>
 
Can I use that in our tourism marketing literature? 
(Actually, I'm only asking out of politeness, I'm going to copy it anyway.)

Nepia

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I'm not sure what you're talking about, SARU let Meyer pick at least half of the team.
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Half is a bit rough, there were more white players and Bryan Habana than that.
 
Just catching up with the Rowan posting on this thread, WT actual F??? He clearly is trying to out winger winger. Has anyone asked him/her their thoughts on vaccinations?

JC

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Can I use that in our tourism marketing literature? (Actually, I'm only asking out of politeness, I'm going to copy it anyway.)
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And why would I expect anything else from a light-fingered celt?

JC

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Can I use that in our tourism marketing literature? 
(Actually, I'm only asking out of politeness, I'm going to copy it anyway.)
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And also, what time do you get up in the morning? Or are you still at the pub?

Rancid Schnitzel

Christ guys. The troll has not only been fed, but has helped himself to 4th and 5th servings and is now raiding the dessert cart. Stop indulging it or it will keep coming back for more.

Smudge

The only thing that surprises me is that Rowan has reported posts. Usually trolls have a skin made of rhino hide, and let the robust insults just slide off their back. Not our Rowan though - he's got hurt feelings, he's got hurt feelings.

jegga

Rowan doesn't think he's a troll though , he thinks he's casting pearls of wisdom to the masses . That's why he's so hurt, " why are these people asking for proof ? Isn't the fact that I said it good enough?" 
No Rowan it isn't .

Catogrande

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Dude, I'm loving your work, but wasn't 99 "in" Wales? And i have strange memories of watching the 2007 final in Paris.
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Aaaaaargh! Fuck it. Memory is a bastard. And what's more I do need to check my maths. Sorry Rowan.

Rowan

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I went to the 95 RWC. There were theoretically lots of things to do but safaris and such were expensive and not necessarily convenient. All the activities were organised for us and we were warned in most places not to go out on the razzle by ourselves. I haven't been back since so I'm not sure if it would be the same now. I had a great time but I recall a lot of travelling to and from, and in, airports, which are shit places with a hangover.
 
On the other hand I've been to Ireland more times than I can count. Now the Irish team may be a pack of rabbit-punching thugs :fishing: but Ireland is fucking awesome. And that, by the way, is official. Anybody who says there isn't enough to do there is a fucking simpleton, and not someone with whom I would care to share a quiet pint and a yarn.
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So now we're down to personal anecdotes.

Rowan

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My favourite part is how Ireland is unfit to host a World Cup for having limited Stadia, shit weather and a poor RWC record while 1999 is the gold standard for World Cups and was hosted in fucking Wales.
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Almost everybody else here has been saying the 99 format was a shambles. I didn't think it was bad. Two very dramatic semis, and an historic win for Argentina over the Irish. Not the best World Cup ever, but far from the worst.
 
Of course, what you're overlooking here is that France, England, Scotland and Ireland were all involved in hosting this event. No way Wales could have done it on its own. So, once again, I think we can be pretty sure that, if awarded the event, Ireland would follow that fine tradition of immediately doing an about-face on the single host nation pledge and ship a bunch of games across to Britain - & possibly France, depending on how the behind-the-scenes wheeling and dealing played out.
 
So it really comes down to a 2nd World Cup in sunny, rugby-mad South Africa with its vast array of rugby-purpose stadia, or a 5th World Cup on the chilly, football-mad north-west tip of Europe, with games either crammed into Ireland's one major rugby venue and a bunch of creaky old converted Gaelic stadiums, or once again spread throughout the Home Unions and possbily France.

Derm McCrum

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Almost everybody else here has been saying the 99 format was a shambles. I didn't think it was bad. Two very dramatic semis, and an historic win for Argentina over the Irish. Not the best World Cup ever, but far from the worst. 
Of course, what you're overlooking here is that France, England, Scotland and Ireland were all involved in hosting this event. No way Wales could have done it on its own. So, once again, I think we can be pretty sure that, if awarded the event, Ireland would follow that fine tradition of immediately doing an about-face on the single host nation pledge and ship a bunch of games across to Britain - & possibly France, depending on how the behind-the-scenes wheeling and dealing played out. 
So it really comes down to a 2nd World Cup in sunny, rugby-mad South Africa with its vast array of rugby-purpose stadia, or a 5th World Cup on the chilly, football-mad north-west tip of Europe, with games either crammed into Ireland's one major rugby venue and a bunch of creaky old converted Gaelic stadiums, or once again spread throughout the Home Unions and possbily France.</blockquote>
 
Rowan. When did you visit Ireland - where did you go and what time of year? 
Simple question.

JC

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So now we're down to personal anecdotes.
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And? My anecdotes are just as worthy of filling space here as your opinion. And at least they have the benefit of being based on experience, whereas yours is based on Google, ignorance and hot air.
 
And it wasn't just an anecdote. There was an insult in there that could be construed as being aimed at you. Do you want me to point it out so you can report it?

Rowan

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Rowan. When did you visit Ireland - where did you go and what time of year? 
Simple question.
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April 2000. Dublin. Stayed in the Times Hostel, I think it was. Very chilly, not much above zero, but no rain as I recall. It was just a weekend trip I was working just out of Douglas on the Isle of Man at the time.

Rowan

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And? My anecdotes are just as worthy of filling space here as your opinion. And at least they have the benefit of being based on experience, whereas yours is based on Google, ignorance and hot air.
 
And it wasn't just an anecdote. There was an insult in there that could be construed as being aimed at you. Do you want me to point it out so you can report it?
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Well, my brother often goes on surfing trips to Durban and loves the place. A few of my friends have been there and done safari tours and all, and loved the place as well. None of them got shot or robbed or anything.

The Silver Fern

2023 (expanded) World Cup in South Africa