Grumpy Old Man
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Maybe not super agro but bloody unhappy
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@kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
Maybe not super agro but bloody unhappy
Fuck, that dog definitely eats kids man, I'd let it piss anywhere it wants
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@kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
Maybe not super agro but bloody unhappy
Skinny, potentially bad teeth, clearly on meth.
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@kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
Maybe not super agro but bloody unhappyThat is a bitch clearly searching for courier deliveries left on door-steps.
Do not feel a fucking moment of guilt. If anything, you need to learn to judge people more on sight.
Or - as I've started calling it - "rating people". It sounds less judgmental, but in reality... is absolutely not.
That piece of work, is rated - on sight-alone - "a fucking bogan thieving lying piece of trash, with a dog who's ashamed to be photographed with her". -
@kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
Maybe not super agro but bloody unhappy
And they say people resemble their dogs
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Victor Meldrew Gets Insurance For His New Car. Sets New High on Grumpiness Scale
(This is a shortened, but pretty much verbatim account of this morning's events. Sorry for the length - just had to vent this out of my system)
Buying a new car and getting insurance. Go to existing insurers website (Letās call them Indirect Sqiggle) and get a quote for new car. Pretty good price at Ā£220. Current insurance is Ā£285. Ring Insurer to arrange a changeover and refund:
āIād like to swap my car over on my policyā
āOK Sir, thatās no problem, there will be an additional premium of Ā£38.56ā
āBut that makes the cost of insuring my new car Ā£323.56, when I have a quote from you of Ā£220. Is that right?ā
āThatās the full year policy cost, sir, but let me see if I can give you a discountā
Wait 7m minutes. Thank fuck thereās no background muzak. Fire up Candy Crush
āThank you for waiting, sir. I am pleased we can offer you a discount on the Ā£323.56 price. The new price will be Ā£319.56, a saving of Ā£4.00. Would you like me to go ahead on that basisā?
āNo, can you explain why Iām being charged a 33% more for swapping my car instead of buying a new policy?ā
āI donāt know sir. Please bear with me while I find outā
5 minutes and 2 Candy Crush levels later
āHello, my name is Dwayne. I hear you have some questions on your premiumā
āYes, can you explain why Iām being charged a 33% more for swapping my car instead of just buying a new policy?ā
āI donāt know sir. Please bear with me while I find outā
Close down Candy Crush. Start googling "Anger Management"
āOK sir, we canāt do anything this year but can offer you a big discount next yearā
āWhat level of discount?ā
āI donāt know sir. Please bear with me while I find outā
Changes google search to "Medieval Torture and Insurance Agents"
āHello sir? I canāt guarantee it, but the discount will be around Ā£4-6ā
āThis is a bit silly. Perhaps I should cancel my policy and just but the new one at Ā£220. Is there a cost to cancelling the existing policyā
āI donāt know sir. Please bear with me while I find outā
āHello, sir? We will refund your Ā£285 premium minus Ā£35 for the 3 months the policy has runā
Do the maths and realise Iām either dealing with an innumerate cretin or a broken CRM system
āOK, thatās great. Can you just confirm those figures as they donāt sound right to meā
āThey are correct sir. You will get a refund of Ā£250ā
āOK thanks for confirming, Byeā
Victor buys new policy for new car and basks in the knowledge heās effectively got 2 months free car insurance on the old car.
20 minutes later..
āHello this is Indirect Sqiggle. We may have given you wrong information on your refund. The actual refund will be Ā£166ā
āWhyā
āWe gave you the wrong informationā
āWell, Iāve just bought another policy from you based on inaccurate information provided by you. Is that correct?ā
āYes sirā
āSo what are you going to do about it.ā
āI donāt know sir. Please bear with me while I find out....ā
"No, don't bother, just don't bother. Any more of this and I'll go bonkers"
I hung up at that point as I was between terminal frustration and going into serious Victor Meldrew mode. But this could run and run..
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@victor-meldrew You have just raised an issue that I have wondered about for a while. When they say that this call may be recorded (for training, yeah right, or to see how pissed off they can make their customers) are they still recording when I am on hold?
The recording would be an abject lesson in use the of expletives, threats and profanities. The training value in that must be immense.
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@snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
Oh, and forget anger management. It doesn't work, we are all living proof.
Glad you noticed my irony..
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@snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew You have just raised an issue that I have wondered about for a while. When they say that this call may be recorded (for training, yeah right, or to see how pissed off they can make their customers) are they still recording when I am on hold?
The recording would be an abject lesson in use the of expletives, threats and profanities. The training value in that must be immense.
Dunno. Good point.
You were able to get a transcript of any recorded interaction at one stage under data protection rules. An evil idea is forming. š
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@kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
Maybe not super agro but bloody unhappy
fuck i can feel the sense of entitlement oozing through the monitor
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@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
fuck i can feel the sense of entitlement oozing through the monitor
Can't see much of anything in my monitor now. I punched her in the face 5 times and monitor not working so well now. Not a fan of violence against women (broad description in this case) but some virtual punches to an annoying bitch is fine right?
I think that you have a unanimous answer @Kiwiwomble from all of us.
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@mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:
Maybe not super agro but bloody unhappy
Skinny, potentially bad teeth, clearly on meth.
And the woman owner too.
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@mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
From the YouTube threadā¦ā¦.
Videos in portrait mode. So fucken irritating.
This should be taught in schools. It's effectively future-proofing our viewing of future events of public interest / grandstand brawls at sporting events etc.
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Samsungās Newest Frame TV Will Offer Both Portrait and Landscape Mode
The 2021 Edition of Samsung's ultra-thin Frame TV will be rotatable, allowing you to use it in landscape or portrait mode.
Pandering to fuckwits
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@victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew You have just raised an issue that I have wondered about for a while. When they say that this call may be recorded (for training, yeah right, or to see how pissed off they can make their customers) are they still recording when I am on hold?
The recording would be an abject lesson in use the of expletives, threats and profanities. The training value in that must be immense.
Dunno. Good point.
You were able to get a transcript of any recorded interaction at one stage under data protection rules. An evil idea is forming. š
I've wondered about that for a while... can you request a copy?
I know that most companies have "policies" which adhere to certain data-retention ideals... not sure which territories these translate into laws.
But I have to watch a goddamn training video every 6 months or a year, telling me the same shit all over again. And I suspect that in the EU, at least, these are based on laws...- All data collected needs to be relevant, and only used for the purposes agreed to by the customer/public-member
- Upon request - any customer/public-member - must be able to look at the data you've got on them
- Upon request - any customer/public-member - must be able to request a timely deletion or update of the data you've got on them.
So... yeah - you could have some fun with that.
