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  • SnowyS Offline
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    @bayimports said in Grumpy Old Man:

    normally you would argue that she is clearly taking the piss

    Delivering the piss.

    It is however better than someone leaving a brown paper bag full of dog poo and setting fire to it (so I'm told). I would never have done that to anybody.

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    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    all right, tell me im just being a grumpy old man

    just nipped out for a COVID test and when we came back a woman was coming out out our property, we have a townhouse with just a car park in front so and fences all the way up either side, when i got out i asked if i could help her thinking she may have been looking for us, she said no, her dog was just peeing on our (front door) plants...and did i have a problem with that?

    I said, it is a little annoying but whatever to which i got that "whats wrong with you its just dog pee etc" and i said why not take it to the park ete and argument ensued

    am i out of line, i get dogs will pee on lamps posts and fences or in parks etc but i personally think its a little out of line to actually go onto someones property to let her dog piss on our plants right by the front door

    that's fucked

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    this woman is quite clearly a fluffybunny

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    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    all right, tell me im just being a grumpy old man

    just nipped out for a COVID test and when we came back a woman was coming out out our property, we have a townhouse with just a car park in front so and fences all the way up either side, when i got out i asked if i could help her thinking she may have been looking for us, she said no, her dog was just peeing on our (front door) plants...and did i have a problem with that?

    I said, it is a little annoying but whatever to which i got that "whats wrong with you its just dog pee etc" and i said why not take it to the park ete and argument ensued

    am i out of line, i get dogs will pee on lamps posts and fences or in parks etc but i personally think its a little out of line to actually go onto someones property to let her dog piss on our plants right by the front door

    Turn the hose on her while washing her dog's piss off your plants.

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    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    all right, tell me im just being a grumpy old man

    just nipped out for a COVID test and when we came back a woman was coming out out our property, we have a townhouse with just a car park in front so and fences all the way up either side, when i got out i asked if i could help her thinking she may have been looking for us, she said no, her dog was just peeing on our (front door) plants...and did i have a problem with that?

    I said, it is a little annoying but whatever to which i got that "whats wrong with you its just dog pee etc" and i said why not take it to the park ete and argument ensued

    am i out of line, i get dogs will pee on lamps posts and fences or in parks etc but i personally think its a little out of line to actually go onto someones property to let her dog piss on our plants right by the front door

    I had the same conversation out the front of the other half’s driveway a few months back except it wasn’t about a dog it was about a slovenly, disgustingly pissed fat fluffybunny who needed a slash. I advised him and his less drunk mate he’d be better off relieving himself at the public shithouses down the road. He didn’t take too kindly to this but he did take off.

    Of course I got in trouble with the other half for being over aggressive ( she was worried they’d come back when I wasn’t there ) but fucks sake, what was I supposed to do, sit back and let him go for gold ?????

    Women ( another reason to be Grumpy so much of the time )

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  • KiwiwombleK Offline
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    @mn5 go for gold? nice

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    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mn5 go for gold? nice

    He fucken reeked of alcohol so I think this quip is apt.

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  • Crazy HorseC Offline
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    @mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    all right, tell me im just being a grumpy old man

    just nipped out for a COVID test and when we came back a woman was coming out out our property, we have a townhouse with just a car park in front so and fences all the way up either side, when i got out i asked if i could help her thinking she may have been looking for us, she said no, her dog was just peeing on our (front door) plants...and did i have a problem with that?

    I said, it is a little annoying but whatever to which i got that "whats wrong with you its just dog pee etc" and i said why not take it to the park ete and argument ensued

    am i out of line, i get dogs will pee on lamps posts and fences or in parks etc but i personally think its a little out of line to actually go onto someones property to let her dog piss on our plants right by the front door

    I had the same conversation out the front of the other half’s driveway a few months back except it wasn’t about a dog it was about a slovenly, disgustingly pissed fat fluffybunny who needed a slash. I advised him and his less drunk mate he’d be better off relieving himself at the public shithouses down the road. He didn’t take too kindly to this but he did take off.

    Of course I got in trouble with the other half for being over aggressive ( she was worried they’d come back when I wasn’t there ) but fucks sake, what was I supposed to do, sit back and let him go for gold ?????

    Sorry about that mate but I really had to go.

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    @kiwiwomble

    No, you’re not out of line. There is necessity for the dog and there is common decency. This woman has actually gone out of her way, albeit not by much, deliberately, to let her dog piss near your front door. Dog piss smells and attracts other dogs to piss there. When out walking my mutt I sometimes have to drag him away from pissing in a place that would be unpleasant for others. Common decency.

    That woman is a self entitled fluffybunny.

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    @kiwiwomble

    Topical

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    @kiwiwomble sounds pretty odd if you ask me, why would she need to take the dog onto your property to find somewhere to go? Checking for Amazon packages or unlocked doors?

    A sharp get the fuck off my property fluffybunny would've been in order. Do dogs have registration over there? Grab a photo of it's tag if it happens again.

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    @bones that did cross our mind, she only had a handbag and nothing else in he hand

    The wife did come out and take a picture when she heard her arc up…which only got her more riled…it’s a corker of a pic, she looks super agro

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    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @bones that did cross our mind, she only had a handbag and nothing else in he hand

    The wife did come out and take a picture when she heard her arc up…which only got her more riled…it’s a corker of a pic, she looks super agro

    Well you can’t leave us hanging, share it bro.

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    Maybe not super agro but bloody unhappy

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    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

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    Maybe not super agro but bloody unhappy

    Fuck, that dog definitely eats kids man, I'd let it piss anywhere it wants

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  • KiwiwombleK Offline
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    @voodoo dog actually looked embarrassed 😂

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    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

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    Maybe not super agro but bloody unhappy

    Skinny, potentially bad teeth, clearly on meth.

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    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    7D62EB32-87C6-4653-B587-24F5DA66A1E0.jpeg
    Maybe not super agro but bloody unhappy

    That is a bitch clearly searching for courier deliveries left on door-steps.
    Do not feel a fucking moment of guilt. If anything, you need to learn to judge people more on sight.
    Or - as I've started calling it - "rating people". It sounds less judgmental, but in reality... is absolutely not.
    That piece of work, is rated - on sight-alone - "a fucking bogan thieving lying piece of trash, with a dog who's ashamed to be photographed with her".

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    @kiwiwomble said in Grumpy Old Man:

    7D62EB32-87C6-4653-B587-24F5DA66A1E0.jpeg

    Maybe not super agro but bloody unhappy

    And they say people resemble their dogs

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    @mn5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Skinny, potentially bad teeth, clearly on meth.

    Jacinda?

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