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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    replied to JC on last edited by
    #37

    @JC said in Coffee:

    @JC ^^^ That's a legit intervention from a young lady who sits next to me reading over my shoulder like she shouldn't be right now...

    What a gross invasion of privacy. Lucky you weren't looking at a certain other forum right now!

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    replied to Rancid Schnitzel on last edited by JC
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    @Rancid-Schnitzel Oh, she has strong opinions on what constitutes 'Hawt", and apparently we all know nothing. Best I leave that right there, as she's just told me she will want to check up on this thread tomorrow to see what else I write about her later on. She's not as dumb as she looks.

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    #39

    @JC said in Coffee:

    @Rancid-Schnitzel Oh, she has strong opinions on what constitutes 'Hawt", and apparently we all know nothing. Best I leave that right there, as she's just told me she will want to check up on this thread tomorrow to see what else I write about her later on. She's not as dumb as she looks.

    Is she a lesbian then?

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    replied to Rancid Schnitzel on last edited by
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    @Rancid-Schnitzel Probably.

    Well I imagine I’m going to HR for that thanks Rancid.

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    @JC said in Coffee:

    @jegga said in Coffee:

    @Nepia said in Coffee:

    @mariner4life Queensland bogans too tough to have a bit of chocolate in their coffee?

    Actually doesn’t @Rancid-Schnitzel put honey in his? Edit: And skim milk!!! Can i borrow your gif?

    Chocolate in coffee? Ffs man you’re from Flaxmere for gods sake.

    Hi mate, you don't know me but my name is Carissa and I sit next to JC. He told me I can use his computer to tell you that I live in Flaxmere and I drink mochas too. Oh, and also don't worry about your problem, some girls don't mind them small.

    Hahahaha.

    She’s obviously talking to you @Nepia .

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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
    #42

    @taniwharugby said in Coffee:

    @JC that could send this thread veering wildly off topic....

    And there it goes...

    @JC said in Coffee:

    She's not as dumb as she looks.

    So a clever but stupid looking lesbian nosey parker. That's going to be quite a visit with HR.

    Oh, and hi Carissa.

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    #43

    eeewww girl germs!

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    @jegga said in Coffee:

    @JC said in Coffee:

    @jegga said in Coffee:

    @Nepia said in Coffee:

    @mariner4life Queensland bogans too tough to have a bit of chocolate in their coffee?

    Actually doesn’t @Rancid-Schnitzel put honey in his? Edit: And skim milk!!! Can i borrow your gif?

    Chocolate in coffee? Ffs man you’re from Flaxmere for gods sake.

    Hi mate, you don't know me but my name is Carissa and I sit next to JC. He told me I can use his computer to tell you that I live in Flaxmere and I drink mochas too. Oh, and also don't worry about your problem, some girls don't mind them small.

    Hahahaha.

    She’s obviously talking to you @Nepia .

    Sounds dubious. Her name is Carissa (too white) and she works. Definitely not from Flaxmere. Not casting any judgement on @JC and people with feminine alter egos.

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    I've just explained we have female members too. Apparently I'm just making stuff up now.

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    replied to JC on last edited by
    #46

    @JC said in Coffee:

    I've just explained we have female members too. Apparently I'm just making stuff up now.

    @Mokey is too perfect, she has to be a bot

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    replied to Hooroo on last edited by
    #47

    @JC said in Coffee:

    I've just explained we have female members too. Apparently I'm just making stuff up now.

    It's all down to how you identify bro

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    replied to JC on last edited by
    #48

    @JC said in Coffee:

    I've just explained we have female members too. Apparently I'm just making stuff up now.

    Tell Myfanwy to mind her own business and do some work.

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    replied to Paekakboyz on last edited by
    #49

    @Paekakboyz said in Coffee:

    @JC said in Coffee:

    I've just explained we have female members too. Apparently I'm just making stuff up now.

    It's all down to how you identify bro

    how are your "female" lifting records coming along?

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    @Paekakboyz said in Coffee:

    @JC said in Coffee:

    I've just explained we have female members too. Apparently I'm just making stuff up now.

    It's all down to how you identify bro

    Did you just assume my gender?

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    replied to JC on last edited by
    #51

    @JC said in Coffee:

    @Paekakboyz said in Coffee:

    @JC said in Coffee:

    I've just explained we have female members too. Apparently I'm just making stuff up now.

    It's all down to how you identify bro

    Did you just assume my gender?

    pretty sure we all have

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    replied to JC on last edited by
    #52

    @JC sorry if your hands are fluttering I can't see it!

    OK, too much coffee. That's my second cross-thread attempt at humour today

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    #53

    general question to no one in particular, but on a scale of 1 to James Corden, exactly how effeminate does one feel when in a cafe ordering a skinny latte with a dash of honey?

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  • M Offline
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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by Machpants
    #54

    @mariner4life No idea, I only drink espresso or long black. I think any espresso with milk is at least half way Cupid Stunt

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    replied to Rancid Schnitzel on last edited by
    #55

    @Rancid-Schnitzel said in Coffee:

    @JC said in Coffee:

    @JC ^^^ That's a legit intervention from a young lady who sits next to me reading over my shoulder like she shouldn't be right now...

    What a gross invasion of privacy. Lucky you weren't looking at a certain other forum right now!

    #hotcoffee on Instagram is remarkably disappointing. Although in what appears to be a niche category: https://instagram.com/coffee_bikini?igshid=r05ko57wqox8

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    #56

    See this is why the sexes should be strictly segregated. We were having a very fruitful discussion about coffee and other caffeinated beverages until this female stuck her beak in.

    Shīt. Did I just assume gender?

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