F*ck playing them rugby XV

antipodean

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@sparky said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

Richard Loe (Dirty f*cker)

Daniel Dubroca (Dirtier f*cker)

Johan le Roux (Even dirter f*cker)

Bakkies Botha (c) (Dirtiest f*cker ever)

Martin Johnson (Almost as dirty)

Alex Wylie (Thug)

Richie McCaw (Professor breakdown and McGod)

Jerry Collins (Bone breaker)

Matt Dawson (Mouthy git)

Owen Farrell (Anyone for neck rolls?)

Jonah Lomu (Ask Tony Underwood)

Brian Lima (The Chiropractor)

Aurelian Rougerie (Eye-gorging)

James Small (Mouthy and dirty)

Chris Ashton (Annoying splash dives)

I've realised my team was more of a "tough to tackle or be smashed by" team.

This team is dirty as fuck. Well done sir although I think you could do way "better" ( if that's the word ) at openside. Finlay Calder maybe ?

That's all a bit theatrical from Fitzy.

MN5

@antipodean said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@sparky said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

Richard Loe (Dirty f*cker)

Daniel Dubroca (Dirtier f*cker)

Johan le Roux (Even dirter f*cker)

Bakkies Botha (c) (Dirtiest f*cker ever)

Martin Johnson (Almost as dirty)

Alex Wylie (Thug)

Richie McCaw (Professor breakdown and McGod)

Jerry Collins (Bone breaker)

Matt Dawson (Mouthy git)

Owen Farrell (Anyone for neck rolls?)

Jonah Lomu (Ask Tony Underwood)

Brian Lima (The Chiropractor)

Aurelian Rougerie (Eye-gorging)

James Small (Mouthy and dirty)

Chris Ashton (Annoying splash dives)

I've realised my team was more of a "tough to tackle or be smashed by" team.

This team is dirty as fuck. Well done sir although I think you could do way "better" ( if that's the word ) at openside. Finlay Calder maybe ?

That's all a bit theatrical from Fitzy.

100% but you don't mess with a guy that grey at the age of about 30.......

jegga

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@booboo said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

1 Os Du Randt
2 Naka Drotske
3 Peter Fatialofa
4 Eben Etzebeth
5 Sebastien Chabal
6 Jason White
7 Schalk Burger
8 Jerry Collins
9 Mike Phillips
10 Henry Honiball
11 Jonah Lomu
12 Jamie Roberts
13 Stirling Mortlock
14 Nemani Nadolo
15 Christian Cullen

For the same reason: Marc Cecilllon

Did Naka Drotske shoot his wife?

Honourable mentions Keith Robinson, Isitolo Maka, Sione Lauaki, Abdel Benazzi, Laurence Dallaglio, Andre Venter, Troy Flavell...

If anyone ever finds the clip of Keith Robinson putting Robin Brooke on his arse please post it. It was a superb punch on a deserving target .

MN5

@jegga said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@booboo said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

1 Os Du Randt
2 Naka Drotske
3 Peter Fatialofa
4 Eben Etzebeth
5 Sebastien Chabal
6 Jason White
7 Schalk Burger
8 Jerry Collins
9 Mike Phillips
10 Henry Honiball
11 Jonah Lomu
12 Jamie Roberts
13 Stirling Mortlock
14 Nemani Nadolo
15 Christian Cullen

For the same reason: Marc Cecilllon

Did Naka Drotske shoot his wife?

Honourable mentions Keith Robinson, Isitolo Maka, Sione Lauaki, Abdel Benazzi, Laurence Dallaglio, Andre Venter, Troy Flavell...

If anyone ever finds the clip of Keith Robinson putting Robin Brooke on his arse please post it. It was a superb punch on a deserving target .

Being mates of mates with a few blokes on FB who know KR I saw the man himself comment on his punching of Zinzans brother.....I think he said he was scared he was gonna get up and give him a hiding ! ( possibly false modesty though )

I also remember him and Wendell Sailor swinging wildly in a fight, neither connected and both got sent off all the while mouthing shit at eachother. Brilliant stuff.

taniwharugby

Cowboy Shaw

mikedogz

Koula Tukino to tackle.

Tried to find the video of Robinson punching him. Tukino has his own youtube page showing his 113 kg 17 year old son playing french school boy rugby.

jegga

@mikedogz said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

Koula Tukino to tackle.

Tried to find the video of Robinson punching him. Tukino has his own youtube page showing his 113 kg 17 year old son playing french school boy rugby.

He was a wrecking ball.

Alama Ieremia said once he played for Wests , Wellington and the Canes primarily to avoid ever being tackled by Filo Tiatia.

MN5

@jegga said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@mikedogz said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

Koula Tukino to tackle.

Tried to find the video of Robinson punching him. Tukino has his own youtube page showing his 113 kg 17 year old son playing french school boy rugby.

He was a wrecking ball.

Alama Ieremia said once he played for Wests , Wellington and the Canes primarily to avoid ever being tackled by Filo Tiatia.

Tukino and Maka were terrifying for the Chiefs. The former one of many ‘next Jonahs’

jegga

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@jegga said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@mikedogz said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

Koula Tukino to tackle.

Tried to find the video of Robinson punching him. Tukino has his own youtube page showing his 113 kg 17 year old son playing french school boy rugby.

He was a wrecking ball.

Alama Ieremia said once he played for Wests , Wellington and the Canes primarily to avoid ever being tackled by Filo Tiatia.

Tukino and Maka were terrifying for the Chiefs. The former one of many ‘next Jonahs’

Kristian Ormsby came out of Counties at the same time , he seemed very very angry at the world .

MN5

@jegga said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@MN5 said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@jegga said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@mikedogz said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

Koula Tukino to tackle.

Tried to find the video of Robinson punching him. Tukino has his own youtube page showing his 113 kg 17 year old son playing french school boy rugby.

He was a wrecking ball.

Alama Ieremia said once he played for Wests , Wellington and the Canes primarily to avoid ever being tackled by Filo Tiatia.

Tukino and Maka were terrifying for the Chiefs. The former one of many ‘next Jonahs’

Kristian Ormsby came out of Counties at the same time , he seemed very very angry at the world .

You would be too if Paul Tito and Luke Andrews got selected instead of you

Bones

@Yeahtheboys said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@MN5 what’s bad about Jamie Roberts

I think the wording in the title is probably confusing to mn5. But Roberts has big biceps eh.

Bones

@MN5 I can't think of a Maka at the Chiefs?

Nevorian

@taniwharugby used to love watching him shadow box as he ran out on to the field. Hed be up there for me too along with Frank Oliver

MN5

@Bones said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@MN5 I can't think of a Maka at the Chiefs?

that doesn't mean it didn't happen

MN5

@Bones said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@Yeahtheboys said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@MN5 what’s bad about Jamie Roberts

I think the wording in the title is probably confusing to mn5. But Roberts has big biceps eh.

you're tedious

Nevorian

@taniwharugby said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

Cowboy Shaw

1980: All Blacks v Wallabies, Ballymore Oval, Brisbane
Although the All Blacks won this second test of the three-match series 12-9, many remember it for the Mark Shaw punch that shattered Steve Williams' jaw.

With the All Blacks under immense pressure after losing in Sydney the week before (during which All Blacks wing Stu Wilson broke a finger when smacking prop Stan Pilecki in the head), it was no surprise several stoushes erupted in Brisbane.
So when Wallabies lock Williams threw a haymaker (it missed) at blindside flanker Shaw, there were no second chances offered.
Shaw unloaded a short left punch that put Williams on a liquid diet for a few months.

Snowy

Eric Champ. Dirty bugger and seemed like a tough guy / thug type.

Now a commentator I think on French tele?

jegga

@Nevorian said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@taniwharugby said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

Cowboy Shaw

1980: All Blacks v Wallabies, Ballymore Oval, Brisbane
Although the All Blacks won this second test of the three-match series 12-9, many remember it for the Mark Shaw punch that shattered Steve Williams' jaw.

With the All Blacks under immense pressure after losing in Sydney the week before (during which All Blacks wing Stu Wilson broke a finger when smacking prop Stan Pilecki in the head), it was no surprise several stoushes erupted in Brisbane.
So when Wallabies lock Williams threw a haymaker (it missed) at blindside flanker Shaw, there were no second chances offered.
Shaw unloaded a short left punch that put Williams on a liquid diet for a few months.

He bought a bar in Paraparaumu beach, he didn't bother employing a bouncer.
My old man coached him in under 20s he had a few stories , my favourite was Cowboy and his brother following the grandslam abs around europe in a van. They get to an intersection and start arguing over which is the right direction and start shoving each other then start punching and ended up outside the van on the road and they were separated by the locals .

Catogrande

@Snowy said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

Eric Champ. Dirty bugger and seemed like a tough guy / thug type.

Now a commentator I think on French tele?

You could probably make a whole XV from French players from the 70s and 80s

antipodean

@Nevorian said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

@taniwharugby said in F*ck playing them rugby XV:

Cowboy Shaw

1980: All Blacks v Wallabies, Ballymore Oval, Brisbane
Although the All Blacks won this second test of the three-match series 12-9, many remember it for the Mark Shaw punch that shattered Steve Williams' jaw.

With the All Blacks under immense pressure after losing in Sydney the week before (during which All Blacks wing Stu Wilson broke a finger when smacking prop Stan Pilecki in the head), it was no surprise several stoushes erupted in Brisbane.
So when Wallabies lock Williams threw a haymaker (it missed) at blindside flanker Shaw, there were no second chances offered.
Shaw unloaded a short left punch that put Williams on a liquid diet for a few months.

He was a man for the amateur era.

The Silver Fern

F*ck playing them rugby XV