Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket

[Tim]

@hydro11 Link?

[Catogrande]

@hydro11 Yes. Please elucidate. I would like to try and claim the urn back if possible.

[KiwiMurph]

Cricket Australia CEO James Sutherland will front a press conference at 12pm Australian Eastern Time on Sunday.

[NTA]

@kiwimurph in which he'll defend his right to do whatever it takes to help continue his 17-year tenure as CEO.

Honestly the place needs a cleanout, but it has to start above the team.

[Siam]

@kiwimurph said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

Cricket Australia CEO James Sutherland will front a press conference at 12pm Australian Eastern Time on Sunday.

What strategy will he take?

Internal investigation
Player will get support and counselling
Ongoing review of procedures
Consult with ICC
Immediate suspensions
Condemnation in strongest possible terms
??

[KiwiMurph]

A further update.

The board of Cricket Australia (CA) have called an emergency meeting today, to work through a plan of dealing with the fall-out from the Australian ball-tampering crisis.

[mikedogz]

[MN5]

@mikedogz said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

Haaaaa was just about to post this shit, yet awesome, meme

[hydro11]

@tim said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

@hydro11 Link?

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[jegga]

@mikedogz said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

Daughter-Dad, why is my name Rose?

Father-Because when you were born a rose petal fluttered through the window and landed on you forehead.

2nd daughter -Dad is that why I’m called Violet?

Father- Yes dear the same things as happened to your sister, a violet petal carried on a gentle breeze landed on your forehead.

3rd daughter-mmmmmwahahahagaggggh?

Father-Shut the fuck up concrete block.

[Virgil]

Wonder who gets the fun task of trawling through hundreds of hours of cricket from past Australian tears looking for signs of this happening previously.
Don’t for a minute believe this plan just came out of nowhere and hadn’t been tried before.

[Stockcar86]

[Magpie_in_aus]

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. Hand back the ashes...

[Virgil]

Just me or did he look guilty and awkward as fuck when he did that?

[KiwiMurph]

Cricket Australia have said their Head of Integrity is being sent over to South Africa to investigate.

Lots of talk of process.

[KiwiPie]

Smith should have immediately resigned - you can't take full responsibility and promise never to do it again and hope that deals with it, the board should fire him and Lehmann as well if they won't resign.

[MN5]

Fuck sake Smith. You're far and away the best batsman of this generation. Why sink to this level?

[NTA]

@mn5 because he bats with far and away the most overrated batsmen of his generation.

[MN5]

@nta said in Convicts v Marxist Land Thieves - Crucket:

@mn5 because he bats with far and away the most overrated batsmen of his generation.

I think he'll rate with the very best Oz batsmen when he retires which is some effort all things considered.

[Paekakboyz]

Note how Smith has said he is sorry for 'trying to bring the game into disrepute' ummm pretty sure you actually did bro.