England vs BCs ODI series
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@sneakdefreak said in England vs BCs ODI series:
@akan004 said in England vs BCs ODI series:
What's the story with Nesham? Still on his break?
Think he's become a professional tweeter these days.
The correct term is professional twit
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Pretty piss poor by the middle order - in fact, Guptill, Chapman, Latham, Nicholls and CdGh should probably all struggle to look their captain in the eye in the dressing room - some more than others.
When you see that Kane made 112*, Munro 49 and Santner 41 - you wonder how the rest couldn't somehow scratch together the necessary 30-odd to win.
Nicholls (especially) and Chapman asking for the axe, but unless Rossco is fit, we haven't really got an obvious replacement - George Worker I guess.
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@chris-b said in England vs BCs ODI series:
When you see that Kane made 112, Munro 49 and Santner 41 - you wonder how the rest couldn't somehow scratch together the necessary 30-odd to win.*
Put like that it's fucking sobering. Guptill, Latham, Chapman, Nicholls, CdG couldn't string together 35 runs between them. That's not good enough at this level.
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What a fucking shower. Nicholls must be one of those guys who the coach just doesn't seem to want to drop. Who the fark do we have that can step up? He wasn't the only guilty party though. Appalling lack of self discipline for the second match running
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In order
Guptill: Awful shot, had he not been watching the England innings?
Munro: 49 runs but so so lucky, should have gone early on when he was batting like a demented earth or.
Chapman: Stay calm it's a bloody 50 over game.
Latham: Missed a straight one.
Nicholls: Struggling to think of any top order batsman missing the ball by that much.
CdG: Initially i thought good shot when mid-on is up. Impossibly dumb.
Satnav: Actually played the situation, he's averaging 150 in the series with 1 unlucky run out.
KW: Superb and would have brought it home with just a little more support. Will be annoyed by penultimate ball, full toss he just needed to get under to lift over Root. -
Just reading this thread now as I only saw the last 30 mins. I was hoping that the ND boys would bring us home but not to be.
The only good news I was hoping to hear this morning was that Nicholls had been shown the door. What a complete waste of oxygen.
I think Worker is injured as I read he would have been the injury replacement for Williamson/Taylor ahead of Chapman.
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I don't reckon Kane will be too disappointed, because if The Grade Cricketer has reminded us of anything (and it has), it's that a hundred in a losing side is the ultimate goal of any cricketer.
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@mariner4life said in England vs BCs ODI series:
I don't reckon Kane will be too disappointed, because if The Grade Cricketer has reminded us of anything (and it has), it's that a hundred in a losing side is the ultimate goal of any cricketer.
When looking at his average and his test tons, no1 will look back at whether they won or not..
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The Blackcaps XV
- Jesse Ryder (Piss President)
- Craig McMillan (Fat)
- Scott Styris (Fatter)
- Peter Fulton (2 metre peter)
- Jacob Oram (Shifts bodies but no one can lift him in the lineout)
- Ross Taylor (In the team to lead the haka)
- Tim Southee (Was a gun at school)
- Darryl Tuffey (Big and black)
- Bj Watling (Gritty, nuggety, a real in your face player)
- Brendon McCullum (C) (Loves a dart)
- Shane Bond (More toe than a roman sandal)
- Stephen Fleming (Cool head, 2nd kicking option)
- Doug Bracewell (Ryder's understudy)
- Jeff Wilson (Actually good at rugby)
- Martin Guptill (Safe as houses under the high ball)
Coach: Mark Richardson
Water Boy: Simon Doull (Knows his stuff about cups of tea and other refreshments)
Bloke who's too shit to play so he becomes manager: Chris Martin
Honourable Mentions:
Dan Vettori (Would be a good jumper at 2)
The Marshall Brothers (They would light up pre training touch)Credit The Set Piece Facebook page
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Getting smacked.
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I find Nasser as boring a commentator as i found him a batsman, but Bumble is class
Anything is better than Mark Nicholas
We've nabbed one, and dragged the run rate back.
