England vs BCs ODI series
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@mariner4life said in England vs BCs ODI series:
I don't reckon Kane will be too disappointed, because if The Grade Cricketer has reminded us of anything (and it has), it's that a hundred in a losing side is the ultimate goal of any cricketer.
When looking at his average and his test tons, no1 will look back at whether they won or not..
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The Blackcaps XV
- Jesse Ryder (Piss President)
- Craig McMillan (Fat)
- Scott Styris (Fatter)
- Peter Fulton (2 metre peter)
- Jacob Oram (Shifts bodies but no one can lift him in the lineout)
- Ross Taylor (In the team to lead the haka)
- Tim Southee (Was a gun at school)
- Darryl Tuffey (Big and black)
- Bj Watling (Gritty, nuggety, a real in your face player)
- Brendon McCullum (C) (Loves a dart)
- Shane Bond (More toe than a roman sandal)
- Stephen Fleming (Cool head, 2nd kicking option)
- Doug Bracewell (Ryder's understudy)
- Jeff Wilson (Actually good at rugby)
- Martin Guptill (Safe as houses under the high ball)
Coach: Mark Richardson
Water Boy: Simon Doull (Knows his stuff about cups of tea and other refreshments)
Bloke who's too shit to play so he becomes manager: Chris Martin
Honourable Mentions:
Dan Vettori (Would be a good jumper at 2)
The Marshall Brothers (They would light up pre training touch)Credit The Set Piece Facebook page
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Getting smacked.
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I find Nasser as boring a commentator as i found him a batsman, but Bumble is class
Anything is better than Mark Nicholas
We've nabbed one, and dragged the run rate back.
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@mikedogz said in England vs BCs ODI series:
The Blackcaps XV
- Scott Styris (Fatter)
Actually Styris was a handy 10.
Played for Putaruru against him for Hamilton Old Boys in the mid 90s.
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@canefan said in England vs BCs ODI series:
@hooroo said in England vs BCs ODI series:
David Lloyd is by far my favourite commentator. He is just so funny
I like him and Nasser. Better than the fawning Mark Nicholas
@mariner4life said in England vs BCs ODI series:
I find Nasser as boring a commentator as i found him a batsman, but Bumble is class
Anything is better than Mark Nicholas
We've nabbed one, and dragged the run rate back.
Nasser is an arrogant shit stirring bunny of the super fluffy variety.
And if he refers to it being winter again I'll... I'll ... I'll post my indignation on TSF.
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we are going to be chasing a million
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@mariner4life said in England vs BCs ODI series:
we are going to be chasing a million
Hoping for a few extras but still think 20,000 an over is doable on this wicket
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Bye bye series.
We’ll be chasing something huge here.
Can already see how it’ll play out.Munro caught at the mid wicket boundary after hitting the previous ball for 6.
Guptill will scratch around wasting balls and before we know it we’ll be 100/5 needing 12 an over to win.
