Black Caps v Pakistan

Chris B.

de Grandhomme destroying them.

I fucking told those fluffybunnies at St. Albans that I could play test cricket, but noooo, you just bowl dribbly medium pace- you're not even getting a bowl in club cricket!

mariner4life

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

Donsteppa

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

Fool!! How will he take 5-for if you don't berate him????

Bovidae

The Pakistani batsmen obviously rate de Grandhomme as highly as we do, given the shots they're playing.

reprobate

it's the hadlee 'tache. gotta be. well that and the darryl tuffey pitch.

mariner4life

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

Fool!! How will he take 5-for if you don't berate him????

sorry, edit below

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of, especially if you're a bang average dibbly medium-pacer. That's a huge scalp! go on you average son of a bitch!

Donsteppa

Misbah's age will be catching up to his average at this stage, not too many players still at this level at the age of 42.

Donsteppa

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

Fool!! How will he take 5-for if you don't berate him????

sorry, edit below

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of, especially if you're a bang average dibbly medium-pacer. That's a huge scalp! go on you average son of a bitch!

That's the spirit! Does he know which end of the bat to hold for the next innings too?

mariner4life

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

Fool!! How will he take 5-for if you don't berate him????

sorry, edit below

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of, especially if you're a bang average dibbly medium-pacer. That's a huge scalp! go on you average son of a bitch!

That's the spirit! Does he know which end of the bat to hold for the next innings too?

pffft doubt it. a-ver-age

Donsteppa

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

Fool!! How will he take 5-for if you don't berate him????

sorry, edit below

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of, especially if you're a bang average dibbly medium-pacer. That's a huge scalp! go on you average son of a bitch!

You now claim his fourth wicket! Anyone got a zinger to guarantee NTA's "Michelle"?

Donsteppa

... third catch to Raval too.

MajorRage

pokes head up

did somebody say Michelle?

canefan

Great toss to win! I'm assuming Pakistan didn't win the toss and bat

mariner4life

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

Fool!! How will he take 5-for if you don't berate him????

sorry, edit below

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of, especially if you're a bang average dibbly medium-pacer. That's a huge scalp! go on you average son of a bitch!

You now claim his fourth wicket! Anyone got a zinger to guarantee NTA's "Michelle"?

motherfucker. The first one of the summer. I fucking expected better of you Don.

Donsteppa

@MajorRage said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

pokes head up

did somebody say Michelle?

A good way to test if the word filter was still set...

mariner4life

I tell you what, Trent Boult better buck his fucking ideas up. He's being carried in this attack

Donsteppa

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

Fool!! How will he take 5-for if you don't berate him????

sorry, edit below

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of, especially if you're a bang average dibbly medium-pacer. That's a huge scalp! go on you average son of a bitch!

You now claim his fourth wicket! Anyone got a zinger to guarantee NTA's "Michelle"?

motherfucker. The first one of the summer. I fucking expected better of you Don.

I'm amazed NTA hasn't used it yet, but then it's all been about the South African bowlers.

mariner4life

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

Fool!! How will he take 5-for if you don't berate him????

sorry, edit below

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of, especially if you're a bang average dibbly medium-pacer. That's a huge scalp! go on you average son of a bitch!

You now claim his fourth wicket! Anyone got a zinger to guarantee NTA's "Michelle"?

motherfucker. The first one of the summer. I fucking expected better of you Don.

I'm amazed NTA hasn't used it yet, but then it's all been about the South African bowlers.

he's a bogan from Western Sydney. You are a distinguished gentleman from the Bay, don't lower yourself to his standard

Donsteppa

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

Fool!! How will he take 5-for if you don't berate him????

sorry, edit below

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of, especially if you're a bang average dibbly medium-pacer. That's a huge scalp! go on you average son of a bitch!

You now claim his fourth wicket! Anyone got a zinger to guarantee NTA's "Michelle"?

motherfucker. The first one of the summer. I fucking expected better of you Don.

I'm amazed NTA hasn't used it yet, but then it's all been about the South African bowlers.

he's a bogan from Western Sydney. You are a distinguished gentleman from the Bay, don't lower yourself to his standard

Quite. One will take care with one's speech in the future. (I blame it on the shock of jinxes working out In the right direction for once)

mariner4life

The Silver Fern, where predictions go to die

Everyone's first 2 bowlers on the team sheet have done fuck all. The disappointing/head scratcher selections have all the wickets.

knowledge