Black Caps v Pakistan

[Donsteppa]

@Chris-B. said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

I've only been watching a little bit, but the commentators saying both Southee and Boult off their games - Southee particularly.

I was about to come and type that de Grandhomme looks innocuous, when he goes straight through Azhar, so lucky I didn't do that!

I wonder what sort of mug would say such a thing. Though I've yet to jinx Southee into form despite trying for months now. I'll keep working on it...

[No Quarter]

Nice work guys keep writing de Grandhomme off please.

Bloody part timer, that wicket was nothing more then beginners luck. Pakistan will dine out on his pies for the rest of the day.

[Donsteppa]

Bring Back Bond.

[Chris B.]

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

Bring Back Bond.

That fucker is sitting in the commentary box telling me what they're doing wrong. Tell someone that can do something about it Shane!

[mariner4life]

@Chris-B. said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

Bring Back Bond.

That fucker is sitting in the commentary box telling me what they're doing wrong. Tell someone that can do something about it Shane!

it could have been him if he wasn't such a judas

[Donsteppa]

Does that wicket count as jinxing Southee into form and/or selection for the foreseeable future?

[Donsteppa]

@No-Quarter said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

Nice work guys keep writing de Grandhomme off please.

Bloody part timer, that wicket was nothing more then beginners luck. Pakistan will dine out on his pies for the rest of the day.

You can claim credit for his second wicket.....

[mariner4life]

you guys are killing it. CdG and Southee copping heaps of shit for being bang average. And lo we have 3 wickets between then. Top work Ferners

[Chris B.]

de Grandhomme destroying them.

I fucking told those fluffybunnies at St. Albans that I could play test cricket, but noooo, you just bowl dribbly medium pace- you're not even getting a bowl in club cricket!

[mariner4life]

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

[Donsteppa]

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

Fool!! How will he take 5-for if you don't berate him????

[Bovidae]

The Pakistani batsmen obviously rate de Grandhomme as highly as we do, given the shots they're playing.

[reprobate]

it's the hadlee 'tache. gotta be. well that and the darryl tuffey pitch.

[mariner4life]

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

Fool!! How will he take 5-for if you don't berate him????

sorry, edit below

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of, especially if you're a bang average dibbly medium-pacer. That's a huge scalp! go on you average son of a bitch!

[Donsteppa]

Misbah's age will be catching up to his average at this stage, not too many players still at this level at the age of 42.

[Donsteppa]

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

Fool!! How will he take 5-for if you don't berate him????

sorry, edit below

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of, especially if you're a bang average dibbly medium-pacer. That's a huge scalp! go on you average son of a bitch!

That's the spirit! Does he know which end of the bat to hold for the next innings too?

[mariner4life]

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

Fool!! How will he take 5-for if you don't berate him????

sorry, edit below

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of, especially if you're a bang average dibbly medium-pacer. That's a huge scalp! go on you average son of a bitch!

That's the spirit! Does he know which end of the bat to hold for the next innings too?

pffft doubt it. a-ver-age

[Donsteppa]

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@Donsteppa said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

@mariner4life said in Black Caps v Pakistan:

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of. That's a huge scalp! go on son!

Fool!! How will he take 5-for if you don't berate him????

sorry, edit below

getting a guy like Younis Khan on debut is the stuff dreams are made of, especially if you're a bang average dibbly medium-pacer. That's a huge scalp! go on you average son of a bitch!

You now claim his fourth wicket! Anyone got a zinger to guarantee NTA's "Michelle"?

[Donsteppa]

... third catch to Raval too.

[MajorRage]

pokes head up

did somebody say Michelle?