Prepare for the PANIC!!

[ACT Crusader]

@KiwiMurph I was about to write Kevin Senio, but I didn't mind the boy from the Bay

[Canerbry]

Aaron Smith's DNA was also found on the jersey after it was taken into a fitting room by one of the girls from the shop.

[nzzp]

@Rocky-Rockbottom said in Prepare for the PANIC!!:

Don't want to stray too far north though, not up into the badlands of Epsom.

< ahem >

South to Epsom, dahling

[Mokey]

@Smudge said in Prepare for the PANIC!!:

@KiwiMurph said in Prepare for the PANIC!!:

@ACT-Crusader there seems to be a certain province/franchise missing from the players mentioned....

They couldn't use Sam Broomhall's DNA or the truth would have got out that he was in fact the love child of Robbie Deans and the Briscoes lady.

That would actually be ok, because the Briscoes lady is some weird all-powerful hybrid, who doesn't age and kills any challengers to her spokesperson title.

[mariner4life]

@Mokey didn't she come quite high in a kiwi sex symbol poll once? Among a certain demographic anyway

[ACT Crusader]

@mariner4life http://www.gpforums.co.nz/threads/303272-Briscoes-Lady-Looking-good

[WillieTheWaiter]

instead of pissing around with the jerseys what the Adidas engineers really need to put their minds to is some sort of hair superglue for Izzy.

I calculate the drag from the comb over turning into an airbrake is costing him at least 2 secs per 100m - this could become crucial when running for the corner.

[MN5]

@WillieTheWaiter said in Prepare for the PANIC!!:

instead of pissing around with the jerseys what the Adidas engineers really need to put their minds to is some sort of hair superglue for Izzy.

I calculate the drag from the comb over turning into an airbrake is costing him at least 2 secs per 100m - this could become crucial when running for the corner.

He's Cheikas bastard son.

I bet he whinges like a bitch of no one passes him the ball

[gollum]

@Hooroo said in Prepare for the PANIC!!:

@Crucial works better when not in original post........

It works better when in original post. As the information IS FREELY FUCKING AVAILABLE AND NEVER CHANGES WEEK AFTER WEEK YEAR AFTER YEAR EVERY FUCKING GAME

So he was right on the money...

[reprobate]

izzy's got a fair bit of mad max apocalypse road warrior shit going on with that hair.

[Crucial]

@WillieTheWaiter He reminds me of a clown in that picture. That shows respect to the Australian coach.

[taniwharugby]

so people must be happy then?

Black jersey, white writing!

Seems very white writing, but biggest change seems to be more in the technology in the jersey.

[Billy Tell]

@taniwharugby

I always find a new jersey a good reason to buy last year's one on sale...

[Tonitone]

Perhaps they'll take the silver fern and copy what Canada did with the Maple leaf on one of the "awesomest" Jerseys of all time. Bwhahahaha!

I bet Newmarket's shoppers are worried now.

[Crucial]

So what's the verdict?

That collar area looks weird to me. Sounds like they will be wearing some kind of one piece underneath as well. That will stop the Whitelock undies viewing anyway

[No Quarter]

@Crucial said in Prepare for the PANIC!!:

So what's the verdict?

Uhhm, it's black.

[dK]

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