Prepare for the PANIC!!
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Adidas will reveal that the new jersey has the DNA of 30 living former All Blacks" woven into the fibres of the new revolutionary material. When questioned who the 30 former players were Adidas would not be drawn in and gave nothing away, "they know who they are". What was revealing was that they neither confirmed or denied whether Ben Atiga, Dion Waller, Jason Hewett, Dallas Seymour, Gordon Slater, Kupu Vanisi, Sam Harding were amongst the chosen group.
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@ACT-Crusader there seems to be a certain province/franchise missing from the players mentioned....
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@KiwiMurph said in Prepare for the PANIC!!:
@ACT-Crusader there seems to be a certain province/franchise missing from the players mentioned....
They couldn't use Sam Broomhall's DNA or the truth would have got out that he was in fact the love child of Robbie Deans and the Briscoes lady.
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@Crucial said in Prepare for the PANIC!!:
It must be bloody hard for the marketing guys to keep coming up with variations of 'Black'.
We've had blackest black.
Maybe they have found a way to incorporate a black hole on the front row's jerseys? AS they pack down for a scrum the entire opposition pack just disappears?
That happens in Sydney all the time
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@ACT-Crusader said in Prepare for the PANIC!!:
Adidas will reveal that the new jersey has the DNA of 30 living former All Blacks" woven into the fibres of the new revolutionary material. When questioned who the 30 former players were Adidas would not be drawn in and gave nothing away, "they know who they are". What was revealing was that they neither confirmed or denied whether Ben Atiga, Dion Waller, Jason Hewett, Dallas Seymour, Gordon Slater, Kupu Vanisi, Sam Harding were amongst the chosen group.
using an AB jersey for a dropsheet is a new level of fandom
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@KiwiMurph I was about to write Kevin Senio, but I didn't mind the boy from the Bay
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@Rocky-Rockbottom said in Prepare for the PANIC!!:
Don't want to stray too far north though, not up into the badlands of Epsom.
< ahem >
South to Epsom, dahling
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@Smudge said in Prepare for the PANIC!!:
@KiwiMurph said in Prepare for the PANIC!!:
@ACT-Crusader there seems to be a certain province/franchise missing from the players mentioned....
They couldn't use Sam Broomhall's DNA or the truth would have got out that he was in fact the love child of Robbie Deans and the Briscoes lady.
That would actually be ok, because the Briscoes lady is some weird all-powerful hybrid, who doesn't age and kills any challengers to her spokesperson title.
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@Mokey didn't she come quite high in a kiwi sex symbol poll once? Among a certain demographic anyway
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instead of pissing around with the jerseys what the Adidas engineers really need to put their minds to is some sort of hair superglue for Izzy.
I calculate the drag from the comb over turning into an airbrake is costing him at least 2 secs per 100m - this could become crucial when running for the corner.
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@WillieTheWaiter said in Prepare for the PANIC!!:
instead of pissing around with the jerseys what the Adidas engineers really need to put their minds to is some sort of hair superglue for Izzy.
I calculate the drag from the comb over turning into an airbrake is costing him at least 2 secs per 100m - this could become crucial when running for the corner.
He's Cheikas bastard son.
I bet he whinges like a bitch of no one passes him the ball
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@Hooroo said in Prepare for the PANIC!!:
@Crucial works better when not in original post........
It works better when in original post. As the information IS FREELY FUCKING AVAILABLE AND NEVER CHANGES WEEK AFTER WEEK YEAR AFTER YEAR EVERY FUCKING GAME
So he was right on the money...
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@WillieTheWaiter He reminds me of a clown in that picture. That shows respect to the Australian coach.
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so people must be happy then?
Black jersey, white writing!
Seems very white writing, but biggest change seems to be more in the technology in the jersey.
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I always find a new jersey a good reason to buy last year's one on sale...
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