Aussie Cricket
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Doubtless a notable power surge being recorded across Australia as the new generation of Aussies put their underwear in a deep cycle laundry wash.
It'll all be nice and clean for tomorrow's victory parade.
Chappelli will just be able to wear his inside out as usual.
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@Chris-B. said in Aussie Cricket:
Doubtless a notable power surge being recorded across Australia as the new generation of Aussies put their underwear in a deep cycle laundry wash.
For God's sake, don't mention power surges around Nick - we'll get another 2000 words on the Tesla Powerwall!
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@NTA said in Aussie Cricket:
I hope we post something reasonable and fucking flog them, using spin.
^^^ my wishes don't come true very often, but this one has.
And let me tell you: it is a close run race between what's happening in Pune and my desire to get the wife and her best mate in the sack together.
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Well eff me!
That is an absolute hiding of India v Ireland proportions, in India, if ever such a test were to happen.
Fair fucking dues you horrible aussies.
NTA and Barbarian and others, bask in this because it is (Bruce McAveney, what is it?) Special
Well done, out "India'ed" India in India
Not deflecting from the win, rather enhancing it, I thought highly of Kohli's paraphrased speech on cricinfo:
"It's been a good run. Good to see the support. We got outplayed in this game. We got to take it on the chin, accept that they outplayed us. It was our worst batting display in the last two years. We need to see what we did wrong. They exploited it better than us. They put us under pressure throughout and deserved to win this game. We've had two really bad sessions and to pull it back against a quality side is very difficult. No excuses. Sometimes, you have to take your hat off and tell the opposition well done."
Reflects well on both Australia and Kohli
Now to see the contest between these two leaders of men - an intriguing subtext of the series is the duel between Steve and Virat - how does Steve keep his men up, yet grounded, and how does Virat react in the midst of a National disaster to get his boys doing what they should
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Sucked in you Indian fluffybunnies.
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Next pitch preparation is going to be fascinating. India can surely bowl better (except that spinner Udav who looks like shit and a chucker).
But the Aussies have a situation where slow bowlers rooted the home side up to the kidneys, so a raging turner is a risk, all predicated on the toss.
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And this, dear reader, is why I thought Harbhajan Singh was always an utterly graceless fluffybunny:
‘Do it on a good Test match wicket’: Harbhajan taunts matchwinner O’Keefe
Harbhajan’s shock new SOK sledge
“I will have to see him bowl on a good Test match wicket. Not this one. Till then, I will reserve my comments,” the 103-Test veteran was quoted as saying in The Indian Express.
Harbhajan, who averaged 38.90 per wicket outside of India but a far more impressive 28.76 on the spin-friendly wickets at home, intimated O’Keefe was simply the beneficiary of the rank turner prepared in Pune.
“You don’t need to flight the ball or anything,” he added.
“You just need to bowl fast and not give the batsmen room to either come down the track, or be able to manoeuvre the ball around.
“Bowling six deliveries in the same spot is all you need to get wickets on such tracks.”
Yes, well, you fucking dog's arse, you averaged 73 in Australia when you got "real" Test wickets, and under 30 in Asia when you got dirt bowls to chuck your shit on, without DRS, and very suspect conditions.
Your spinners got the same pitch ours did, and they were fucking dire. So eat a box of cocks, you racist, chucking, gobshite.
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@NTA That's not very friendly, Nick.
Harbajhan always liked you guys. He said on camera that Australia was a much better option to travel to than NZ.
To be fair, that was just after our Quarantine people had pulled him over for not cleaning his boots and fined him $200.
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BCCI could be fined for 'surface of Mars' Test pitch in Pune
The Board of Control for Cricket in India BCCI could be fined almost $20,000 for producing a poor pitch in Pune
The Board of Control for Cricket in India BCCI could be fined almost $A20,000 for producing a “poor” pitch in Pune, where the first Test finished inside three days. The controversial wicket, which was likened to “the surface of Mars” by Shane Warne, provided plenty of assistance for spinners from both Australia and India.
Steve O’Keefe spun the visitors to a 1-0 lead in the four-Test series by claiming a haul of 12-70, the best ever match figures by a visiting spinner in India. Local media have alleged Pune curator Pandurang Salgaonkar was forced to kowtow to BCCI chief curator Daljit Singh in the lead up – an Indian Express report claims ground staff were ordered to doctor the pitch, including the use of metallic brushes to scuff up the dry deck.
Match referee Chris Broad branded the pitch “poor” in his formal report and the BCCI now has 14 days to provide a response to the International Cricket Council, which will then review the matter and has the power to issue a warning or fine of $A19,500.
A similar scenario played out in Nagpur in 2015, when South Africa were spun out on a raging turner inside three days. Match referee Jeff Crowe rated that strip as “poor”. Yet, even if the BCCI is fined the full amount, it will amount to pocket change for the world’s most powerful cricket organisation.
The expectation is the pitch for the second Test, which starts in Bangalore on Saturday, will be far flatter.
The Pune track was widely criticised by former India players, with Sunil Gavaskar, Sourav Ganguly and Harbhajan Singh all claiming it helped Australia’s cause. Australia skipper Steve Smith suggested the hosts “played into our hands” by preparing the dry deck that delivered Australia’s first Test win in India since 2004.
Chief executives from cricket boards around the world flagged the need for stricter pitch punishments earlier this month at a round of ICC meetings. “Venues and boards should be more accountable for the standard of pitches and outfields they present for international matches,” the ICC said in a statement.
However, the proposed demerit point system would punish individual venues instead of boards. In this instance, the BCCI was reportedly responsible for the pitch doctoring.
AAP
