Aussie Cricket
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Doubtless a notable power surge being recorded across Australia as the new generation of Aussies put their underwear in a deep cycle laundry wash.
It'll all be nice and clean for tomorrow's victory parade.
Chappelli will just be able to wear his inside out as usual.
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@Chris-B. said in Aussie Cricket:
Doubtless a notable power surge being recorded across Australia as the new generation of Aussies put their underwear in a deep cycle laundry wash.
For God's sake, don't mention power surges around Nick - we'll get another 2000 words on the Tesla Powerwall!
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@NTA said in Aussie Cricket:
I hope we post something reasonable and fucking flog them, using spin.
^^^ my wishes don't come true very often, but this one has.
And let me tell you: it is a close run race between what's happening in Pune and my desire to get the wife and her best mate in the sack together.
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Well eff me!
That is an absolute hiding of India v Ireland proportions, in India, if ever such a test were to happen.
Fair fucking dues you horrible aussies.
NTA and Barbarian and others, bask in this because it is (Bruce McAveney, what is it?) Special
Well done, out "India'ed" India in India
Not deflecting from the win, rather enhancing it, I thought highly of Kohli's paraphrased speech on cricinfo:
"It's been a good run. Good to see the support. We got outplayed in this game. We got to take it on the chin, accept that they outplayed us. It was our worst batting display in the last two years. We need to see what we did wrong. They exploited it better than us. They put us under pressure throughout and deserved to win this game. We've had two really bad sessions and to pull it back against a quality side is very difficult. No excuses. Sometimes, you have to take your hat off and tell the opposition well done."
Reflects well on both Australia and Kohli
Now to see the contest between these two leaders of men - an intriguing subtext of the series is the duel between Steve and Virat - how does Steve keep his men up, yet grounded, and how does Virat react in the midst of a National disaster to get his boys doing what they should
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Sucked in you Indian fluffybunnies.
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Next pitch preparation is going to be fascinating. India can surely bowl better (except that spinner Udav who looks like shit and a chucker).
But the Aussies have a situation where slow bowlers rooted the home side up to the kidneys, so a raging turner is a risk, all predicated on the toss.
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And this, dear reader, is why I thought Harbhajan Singh was always an utterly graceless fluffybunny:
‘Do it on a good Test match wicket’: Harbhajan taunts matchwinner O’Keefe
Harbhajan’s shock new SOK sledge
“I will have to see him bowl on a good Test match wicket. Not this one. Till then, I will reserve my comments,” the 103-Test veteran was quoted as saying in The Indian Express.
Harbhajan, who averaged 38.90 per wicket outside of India but a far more impressive 28.76 on the spin-friendly wickets at home, intimated O’Keefe was simply the beneficiary of the rank turner prepared in Pune.
“You don’t need to flight the ball or anything,” he added.
“You just need to bowl fast and not give the batsmen room to either come down the track, or be able to manoeuvre the ball around.
“Bowling six deliveries in the same spot is all you need to get wickets on such tracks.”
Yes, well, you fucking dog's arse, you averaged 73 in Australia when you got "real" Test wickets, and under 30 in Asia when you got dirt bowls to chuck your shit on, without DRS, and very suspect conditions.
Your spinners got the same pitch ours did, and they were fucking dire. So eat a box of cocks, you racist, chucking, gobshite.
