All Blacks v Japan

[sparky]

@Jet said in All Blacks v Japan:

We will learn fuck all from this. This aint a rugby match.

This offers zero preparation for playing England, Ireland and France away on consecutive weeks.

It's also kinda boring if I'm honest.

[ACT Crusader]

Great falcon by our captain.

[Tim]

@Jet Yeah, trying to score of every play isn't much of an examination.

[nostrildamus]

our big men won't like the humidity.

[sparky]

We're all about the highlights reel. All icing, no cake.

[Machpants]

That pitch

[Machpants]

He was so offside

[Yeetyaah]

9 foot Warner Dearns

[canefan]

Dearns is showing us his potential

[antipodean]

@Jet said in All Blacks v Japan:

We will learn fuck all from this. This aint a rugby match.

Doesn't help that it looks like the squad has been doing sightseeing instead of training.

How can they look so disjointed after weeks together?

[Tim]

No guard at the ruck.

[nostrildamus]

Gregor Paul's radio voice has all the excitement of dying house plants.

[No Quarter]

McKenzie had plenty of support to put it through the hands there, the cut out pass killed momentum

[Paekakboyz]

we keep going for massive passes when we don't need to. DMac had guys on his shoulder but throws an average pass

[Machpants]

@nostrildamus said in All Blacks v Japan:

Gregor Paul's radio voice has all the excitement of dying house plants.

Cos the game is so dire

[KiwiMurph]

That was greedy from Roigard

[African Monkey]

Roigard gets so greedy close to the line.

[canefan]

Greed

[antipodean]

@Machpants said in All Blacks v Japan:

That pitch

Disgraceful - it's tearing up as players change direction.

I wonder if that's the problem for our scrum which should be demolishing Japan.

[KiwiMurph]

Nice footwork Samipeni