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  • NTAN Offline
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    #914

    fucking fucketty fuck fuck fuck

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  • NTAN Offline
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    #915

    That was bairstowesque

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  • NTAN Offline
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    #916

    This is a fucking good spell from the skipper

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  • MajorRageM Away
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    131-3 at the end of the first session is pretty good given they were put into bed in very overcast, humid conditions.

    3 drops from Australia hard to fathom honestly.

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    Could have been done and dusted in session 1

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  • NTAN Offline
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    #920

    Warner and Carey were regulation.

    Smith's a little tougher but you expect him to grab those

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    #921

    @NTA said in Ashes 2023:

    Smith's a little tougher but you expect him to grab those

    That's an understatement. Was a bloody tough chance

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    @mariner4life said in Ashes 2023:

    Shane Warne's epic sledge at Paul Collingwood comes to mind

    "didn't you get an OBE? For scoring 5 at The Oval? That's embarrassing"

    The best Ashes sledge was to Mark Waugh from James Ormrod:

    ""Mate, what are you doing here? There's no way you're good enough to play for England." To which Ormond replied: "Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family."

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    #923

    I think England have learned one lesson from Old Trafford

    There’s shit weather on the way and they’re trying to take Mother Nature out of the equation

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    @TeWaio said in Ashes 2023:

    @bayimports said in Ashes 2023:

    @TeWaio You can get docked WTC points now as well which does have an impact. I am assuming though Ashes matches fall under this

    I realise that, and it even cost Australia a place in the 2021 WTC final that we won. But has it improved their (or anyone's) over rate? Has it fk.....need harsher punishment!

    They didn't even get through 80 overs today.

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    @TeWaio said in Ashes 2023:

    @TeWaio said in Ashes 2023:

    @bayimports said in Ashes 2023:

    @TeWaio You can get docked WTC points now as well which does have an impact. I am assuming though Ashes matches fall under this

    I realise that, and it even cost Australia a place in the 2021 WTC final that we won. But has it improved their (or anyone's) over rate? Has it fk.....need harsher punishment!

    They didn't even get through 80 overs today.

    Mind you, over rates are affected by the number of wickets to fall. 11 in the day 🤷

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    @Catogrande Fair enough.

    I didn't realise he'd been around that llong. In my recollection he was more of a shooting star (hence Bond comparison). Outstanding tour of Australia in 1970. If you take that series out his stats are good but not great.

    Constantly injured as well.

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    @Catogrande said in Ashes 2023:

    @TeWaio said in Ashes 2023:

    @TeWaio said in Ashes 2023:

    @bayimports said in Ashes 2023:

    @TeWaio You can get docked WTC points now as well which does have an impact. I am assuming though Ashes matches fall under this

    I realise that, and it even cost Australia a place in the 2021 WTC final that we won. But has it improved their (or anyone's) over rate? Has it fk.....need harsher punishment!

    They didn't even get through 80 overs today.

    Mind you, over rates are affected by the number of wickets to fall. 11 in the day 🤷

    Right, but the 90 overs regulation factors that in, on average 8 wickets a day.

    So 3 more than that today, at 3 mins per change, is 9 minutes, so two overs. Still so far short, even with the innings break. I'm sat here grumpily typing this at 9.47pm and it's still light outside ffs

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    @TeWaio

    And of course DRS…

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    #929

    I only saw the first session, did the Aussie drop any more catches? They missed a chance to be well on top at lunch.

    England at 184/3 would’ve expected a big score. Last 7 wickets going for 99

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    I'll put this here ...

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    #931

    It's the fucking double nostril blow out that makes it

    And the whole macgyver look

    It's fucking brilliant. Before the nanny state took over

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    #932

    @booboo said in Ashes 2023:

    I'll put this here ...

    Ian Botham was an all action test legend and absolutely tailor made for ODIs.

    …..but in 102 matches he never took a Michelle or scored a hundred. I find both these stats quite amazing.

    I know the game was a bit more…..sedate in those days but still. Flabbergasting.

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    @MN5 From memory Botham was mostly batting in the middle order. And on average run rates up until about the mid 90's anyone batting below #4 rarely had a chance at an ODI ton.

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