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  • nostrildamusN Offline
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    replied to Bones on last edited by
    #2212

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Headline fucking news on breakfast news shows this morning.

    Ed Sheeran isn't going to take illicit drugs anymore.

    Geeeeeeet Fuuuuuuucked who gives a flying fuck and how the fuck is this a top 3 item.

    When Sheeran was high writing his 'songs' could anyone tell the difference?
    Even Syd Barrett could come up with lyrics like Gigolo Aunt.

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    @nostrildamus ok

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    replied to nostrildamus on last edited by
    #2214

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Headline fucking news on breakfast news shows this morning.

    Ed Sheeran isn't going to take illicit drugs anymore.

    Geeeeeeet Fuuuuuuucked who gives a flying fuck and how the fuck is this a top 3 item.

    When Sheeran was high writing his 'songs' could anyone tell the difference?
    Even Syd Barrett could come up with lyrics like Gigolo Aunt.

    Yeah and Syd’s been dead for more than 15 years.

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  • boobooB Offline
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    replied to Catogrande on last edited by
    #2215

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Headline fucking news on breakfast news shows this morning.

    Ed Sheeran isn't going to take illicit drugs anymore.

    Geeeeeeet Fuuuuuuucked who gives a flying fuck and how the fuck is this a top 3 item.

    When Sheeran was high writing his 'songs' could anyone tell the difference?
    Even Syd Barrett could come up with lyrics like Gigolo Aunt.

    Yeah and Syd’s been dead for more than 15 years.

    Who?

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  • nostrildamusN Offline
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    #2216

    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Headline fucking news on breakfast news shows this morning.

    Ed Sheeran isn't going to take illicit drugs anymore.

    Geeeeeeet Fuuuuuuucked who gives a flying fuck and how the fuck is this a top 3 item.

    When Sheeran was high writing his 'songs' could anyone tell the difference?
    Even Syd Barrett could come up with lyrics like Gigolo Aunt.

    Yeah and Syd’s been dead for more than 15 years.

    Who?

    Founded Pink Floyd.

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    #2217

    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Headline fucking news on breakfast news shows this morning.

    Ed Sheeran isn't going to take illicit drugs anymore.

    Geeeeeeet Fuuuuuuucked who gives a flying fuck and how the fuck is this a top 3 item.

    When Sheeran was high writing his 'songs' could anyone tell the difference?
    Even Syd Barrett could come up with lyrics like Gigolo Aunt.

    Yeah and Syd’s been dead for more than 15 years.

    Who?

    No. You’re thinking of Keith Moon.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    Victor Meldrew
    replied to Catogrande on last edited by
    #2218

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Headline fucking news on breakfast news shows this morning.

    Ed Sheeran isn't going to take illicit drugs anymore.

    Geeeeeeet Fuuuuuuucked who gives a flying fuck and how the fuck is this a top 3 item.

    When Sheeran was high writing his 'songs' could anyone tell the difference?
    Even Syd Barrett could come up with lyrics like Gigolo Aunt.

    Yeah and Syd’s been dead for more than 15 years.

    Who?

    No. You’re thinking of Keith Moon.

    Was he the one who just exploded or was he killed by his lawnmower?

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    #2219

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Headline fucking news on breakfast news shows this morning.

    Ed Sheeran isn't going to take illicit drugs anymore.

    Geeeeeeet Fuuuuuuucked who gives a flying fuck and how the fuck is this a top 3 item.

    When Sheeran was high writing his 'songs' could anyone tell the difference?
    Even Syd Barrett could come up with lyrics like Gigolo Aunt.

    Yeah and Syd’s been dead for more than 15 years.

    Who?

    No. You’re thinking of Keith Moon.

    Was he the one who just exploded or was he killed by his lawnmower?

    Megadeath.

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  • boobooB Offline
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    replied to nostrildamus on last edited by booboo
    #2220

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @booboo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @nostrildamus said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Headline fucking news on breakfast news shows this morning.

    Ed Sheeran isn't going to take illicit drugs anymore.

    Geeeeeeet Fuuuuuuucked who gives a flying fuck and how the fuck is this a top 3 item.

    When Sheeran was high writing his 'songs' could anyone tell the difference?
    Even Syd Barrett could come up with lyrics like Gigolo Aunt.

    Yeah and Syd’s been dead for more than 15 years.

    Who?

    Founded Pink Floyd.

    Who?

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    #2221

    Honestly, who thinks bringing a screaming baby into the office to visit someone is a good idea?

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  • BonesB Offline
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    Bones
    wrote on last edited by Bones
    #2222

    I have hardly heard of Paul O'Grady since I got here, now the cumt's death is dominating the news for the second day in a row.

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    #2223

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Honestly, who thinks bringing a screaming baby into the office to visit someone is a good idea?

    I can beat this. A mate of mine sent me this today.

    Magic.

    “ One of the directors here is currently going around asking who can mind her dog in the office for an hour while she’s in a meeting.”

    The new world!!

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  • antipodeanA Online
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    #2224

    @voodoo I'd take the dog over the kid tbh (unless it was a chihuahua)

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    replied to voodoo on last edited by
    #2225

    @voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Honestly, who thinks bringing a screaming baby into the office to visit someone is a good idea?

    I can beat this. A mate of mine sent me this today.

    Magic.

    “ One of the directors here is currently going around asking who can mind her dog in the office for an hour while she’s in a meeting.”

    The new world!!

    I had a new UK bank as one of my business clients years ago. It was headed up by a American chairman who had his spoiled dog as his mascot.

    Bloody thing was a menace at times. Bloody loved it when it shat in the entrance foyer and customers stamped it into the carpet.

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    replied to Victor Meldrew on last edited by
    #2226

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Honestly, who thinks bringing a screaming baby into the office to visit someone is a good idea?

    I can beat this. A mate of mine sent me this today.

    Magic.

    “ One of the directors here is currently going around asking who can mind her dog in the office for an hour while she’s in a meeting.”

    The new world!!

    I had a new UK bank as one of my business clients years ago. It was headed up by a American chairman who had his spoiled dog as his mascot.

    Bloody thing was a menace at times. Bloody loved it when it shat in the entrance foyer and customers stamped it into the carpet.

    Metro?

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    replied to scribe on last edited by
    #2227

    @scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Honestly, who thinks bringing a screaming baby into the office to visit someone is a good idea?

    I can beat this. A mate of mine sent me this today.

    Magic.

    “ One of the directors here is currently going around asking who can mind her dog in the office for an hour while she’s in a meeting.”

    The new world!!

    I had a new UK bank as one of my business clients years ago. It was headed up by a American chairman who had his spoiled dog as his mascot.

    Bloody thing was a menace at times. Bloody loved it when it shat in the entrance foyer and customers stamped it into the carpet.

    Metro?

    I couldn't possibly comment.....

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    replied to antipodean on last edited by
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    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Honestly, who thinks bringing a screaming baby into the office to visit someone is a good idea?

    The same sort of fluffybunnies who work from home and ask me if I can be quiet for an hour while they have a zoom call.

    Everything I do makes noise ffs , but yeah I'll do nothing for an hour.

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    #2229

    A thread for grumpy old men that complain about kids

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  • MajorRageM Away
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    MajorRage
    replied to paremata on last edited by
    #2230

    @paremata said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Honestly, who thinks bringing a screaming baby into the office to visit someone is a good idea?

    The same sort of fluffybunnies who work from home and ask me if I can be quiet for an hour while they have a zoom call.

    Everything I do makes noise ffs , but yeah I'll do nothing for an hour.

    I guess this one depends on who you live with !

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    #2231

    @No-Quarter Loved this one for some reason...

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