Grumpy Old Man
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Booked an isolated hotel on the Nth Yorkshire moor for a bit of R&R.
Order a pint and sit down with a book by the fire and some fluffybunny sits down and starts watching the racing from Doncaster at near full fucking volume on his iPad.
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And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
It could be worse. It could be that Cliff Richard Christmas Diabetes song.
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@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
It could be worse. It could be that Cliff Richard Christmas Diabetes song.
The pricks normally have fucking both. Along with Slade's "Merry Christmas Everyone". And don't get me started on John Lennon's "War is Over"...
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
Booked an isolated hotel on the Nth Yorkshire moor for a bit of R&R.
Order a pint and sit down with a book by the fire and some fluffybunny sits down and starts watching the racing from Doncaster at near full fucking volume on his iPad.
if you didn't immediately ask what he's on, and open a betting app, then YOU are the problem
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )
The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.
Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.
Or maybe Mariah Carey.
Or Michael Buble.
No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )
The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.
Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.
Or maybe Mariah Carey.
Or Michael Buble.
No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.
The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad
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@mariner4life is that why Jose Feliciano's blind?
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@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )
The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.
Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.
Or maybe Mariah Carey.
Or Michael Buble.
No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.
The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad
I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )
The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.
Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.
Or maybe Mariah Carey.
Or Michael Buble.
No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.
The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad
I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.
Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )
The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.
Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.
Or maybe Mariah Carey.
Or Michael Buble.
No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.
The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad
I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.
Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.
If there’s any Goat porn I’ll send you a link bro. Always good to get new material
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick
I actually don't mind that one.
But now I'll always think of teeth when I hear it
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick
I actually don't mind that one.
But now I'll always think of teeth when I hear it
His teeth are better than his voice to be fair
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )
The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.
Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.
Or maybe Mariah Carey.
Or Michael Buble.
No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.
The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad
I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.
Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.
If there’s any Goat porn I’ll send you a link bro. Always good to get new material
I'm actually in a hotel in a place called Goatland at the moment.....
Oh, and it's snowing.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )
The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.
Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.
Or maybe Mariah Carey.
Or Michael Buble.
No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.
The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad
I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.
Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.
If there’s any Goat porn I’ll send you a link bro. Always good to get new material
I'm actually in a hotel in a place called Goatland at the moment.....
Oh, and it's snowing.
and a fellate navidad to you toooo
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )
The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.
Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.
Or maybe Mariah Carey.
Or Michael Buble.
No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.
The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad
I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.
Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.
If there’s any Goat porn I’ll send you a link bro. Always good to get new material
I'm actually in a hotel in a place called Goatland at the moment.....
Oh, and it's snowing.
and a fellate navidad to you toooo
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )
The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.
Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.
Or maybe Mariah Carey.
Or Michael Buble.
No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.
The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad
I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.
Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.
If there’s any Goat porn I’ll send you a link bro. Always good to get new material
I'm actually in a hotel in a place called Goatland at the moment.....
Oh, and it's snowing.
and a fellate navidad to you toooo
Your Autocorrect settings are showing.
nom nom
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@scribe said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
And another thing..
I love Christmas and all the traditions around it - listened to a carol concert at York Minster yesterday and it was sublime.
But why the fuck do coffee shops and such play such crap Christmas Muzak like Macca's "Wonderful Christmas Time" all the time FFS?
That’s one of the better ones ( not saying much, like choosing which end of a piece of dogshit to pick up )
The absolute worst is that fluffybunny from the Pogues with the fucked teeth and that dead chick.
Or maybe Snoopys Christmas.
Or maybe Mariah Carey.
Or Michael Buble.
No, definitely my first option. Ghastly, Ghastly, GHASTLY.
The Bing Crosby/ Bowie Drummer boy is ok as is Fellate Navidad
I’m not sure what websites you’ve been visiting but I’m not sure I approve.
Future Mrs mn5 has got his password.
If there’s any Goat porn I’ll send you a link bro. Always good to get new material
Would you look at what just showed up on Fesshole.