Best of all time?
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@KiwiMurph said in Best of all time?:
@mariner4life What did Retallick and TKB do to you?
they left in their primes so fuck 'em
Yes i know Retallick was a sabbatical but that is arguably worse consider he then proceeded to come back and suck
i told you, these things are way more interesting when you go heart over head
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@mariner4life said in Best of all time?:
lol, as a Chiefs guy this sort of chat is hilarious "oh, which multiple-title winning player should i leave out?" "which absolute international superstar can't get a gig?"
we are the heartland championship of Super Rugby. Our overall record is just so deeply average. Our "hall of fame" looks like a "Rugby Battlers" facebook page.
Sona Taumalolo
Hika Elliot
Ben Tameifuna
Keith Robinson
Jonno Gibbes
Wayne Ormond
Marty Holah
Liam Messam
Rhys Duggan
Stephen Donald
Sitiveni Sivivatu
Walter Little
Richard Kahui
Lelia Masaga
Todd MillerBench is too hard. Try picking props FFS? Would definitely have Luaki and Cruden on it though.
Where in the good god fuck is Latimer?
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@gt12 said in Best of all time?:
@mariner4life said in Best of all time?:
lol, as a Chiefs guy this sort of chat is hilarious "oh, which multiple-title winning player should i leave out?" "which absolute international superstar can't get a gig?"
we are the heartland championship of Super Rugby. Our overall record is just so deeply average. Our "hall of fame" looks like a "Rugby Battlers" facebook page.
Sona Taumalolo
Hika Elliot
Ben Tameifuna
Keith Robinson
Jonno Gibbes
Wayne Ormond
Marty Holah
Liam Messam
Rhys Duggan
Stephen Donald
Sitiveni Sivivatu
Walter Little
Richard Kahui
Lelia Masaga
Todd MillerBench is too hard. Try picking props FFS? Would definitely have Luaki and Cruden on it though.
Where in the good god fuck is Latimer?
Lats is my fucking boy
but
Marty Holah is the Chiefs 7.
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@mariner4life said in Best of all time?:
@gt12 said in Best of all time?:
@mariner4life said in Best of all time?:
lol, as a Chiefs guy this sort of chat is hilarious "oh, which multiple-title winning player should i leave out?" "which absolute international superstar can't get a gig?"
we are the heartland championship of Super Rugby. Our overall record is just so deeply average. Our "hall of fame" looks like a "Rugby Battlers" facebook page.
Sona Taumalolo
Hika Elliot
Ben Tameifuna
Keith Robinson
Jonno Gibbes
Wayne Ormond
Marty Holah
Liam Messam
Rhys Duggan
Stephen Donald
Sitiveni Sivivatu
Walter Little
Richard Kahui
Lelia Masaga
Todd MillerBench is too hard. Try picking props FFS? Would definitely have Luaki and Cruden on it though.
Where in the good god fuck is Latimer?
Lats is my fucking boy
but
Marty Holah is the Chiefs 7.
Not even mentioned on the bench. I dunno what to say to that.
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@gt12 said in Best of all time?:
@mariner4life said in Best of all time?:
@gt12 said in Best of all time?:
@mariner4life said in Best of all time?:
lol, as a Chiefs guy this sort of chat is hilarious "oh, which multiple-title winning player should i leave out?" "which absolute international superstar can't get a gig?"
we are the heartland championship of Super Rugby. Our overall record is just so deeply average. Our "hall of fame" looks like a "Rugby Battlers" facebook page.
Sona Taumalolo
Hika Elliot
Ben Tameifuna
Keith Robinson
Jonno Gibbes
Wayne Ormond
Marty Holah
Liam Messam
Rhys Duggan
Stephen Donald
Sitiveni Sivivatu
Walter Little
Richard Kahui
Lelia Masaga
Todd MillerBench is too hard. Try picking props FFS? Would definitely have Luaki and Cruden on it though.
Where in the good god fuck is Latimer?
Lats is my fucking boy
but
Marty Holah is the Chiefs 7.
Not even mentioned on the bench. I dunno what to say to that.
what bench? and even i am not crazy enough to have a bench with zero lock cover so i can put another 7 on the bench.
Also i assume we're playing the Crusaders so Lauaki has to play.
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@Bovidae said in Best of all time?:
@gt12 He had to get Ormond in there somehow.
keep his name outcha goddam mouth
first on the team sheet
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@mariner4life How many games did he actually play?
DMac is the Chiefs all-time points scorer so would have to be the fullback.
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@Bovidae said in Best of all time?:
@mariner4life How many games did he actually play?
DMac is the Chiefs all-time points scorer so would have to be the fullback.
fuck!!! yes, him
although, he left too, so for consistency...
(i have a soft spot for those earlier really battling years)
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@Bovidae said in Best of all time?:
How many games did he actually play?
a thousand too few thanks to the sickening, sickening mooloo bias we had to put up with
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@Nepia said in Best of all time?:
I like the front row. I'd probably make changes to the bulk of the rest though.
you can only pick players from 2014-onwards
you know, when you jumped on our bandwagon
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@mariner4life said in Best of all time?:
@Nepia said in Best of all time?:
I like the front row. I'd probably make changes to the bulk of the rest though.
you can only pick players from 2014-onwards
you know, when you jumped on our bandwagon
2012, it's no coincidence that when I arrived success also arrived.
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@Nepia said in Best of all time?:
@mariner4life said in Best of all time?:
@Nepia said in Best of all time?:
I like the front row. I'd probably make changes to the bulk of the rest though.
you can only pick players from 2014-onwards
you know, when you jumped on our bandwagon
2012, it's no coincidence that when I arrived success also arrived.
oh Edmond, it's the lies that hurt
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@KiwiMurph said in Best of all time?:
@mariner4life What did Retallick and TKB do to you?
A bench that has Retallick, Lauaki, Kerr-Barlow, Cruden and Tim Nanai Williams 😉
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@ACT-Crusader said in Best of all time?:
@KiwiMurph said in Best of all time?:
@mariner4life What did Retallick and TKB do to you?
A bench that has Retallick, Lauaki, Kerr-Barlow, Cruden and Tim Nanai Williams 😉
fuck Tim Nanai Williams
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@Nepia said in Best of all time?:
@Catogrande said in Best of all time?:
S’funny but Rory rarely gets mentioned in the discussion about England’s greatest wingers, recency bias I guess, but he was a gun winger for sure.
Really, I'd have thought he'd be the first wing on the team sheet? Or Alexander Oblensky.
Can’t possibly pick him. Blatant poach.
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@Catogrande said in Best of all time?:
@Nepia said in Best of all time?:
@Catogrande said in Best of all time?:
S’funny but Rory rarely gets mentioned in the discussion about England’s greatest wingers, recency bias I guess, but he was a gun winger for sure.
Really, I'd have thought he'd be the first wing on the team sheet? Or Alexander Oblensky.
Can’t possibly pick him. Blatant poach.
England are pretty happy to poach - plus they'll give citizenship to illegals if need be.
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@Nepia said in Best of all time?:
@Catogrande said in Best of all time?:
@Nepia said in Best of all time?:
@Catogrande said in Best of all time?:
S’funny but Rory rarely gets mentioned in the discussion about England’s greatest wingers, recency bias I guess, but he was a gun winger for sure.
Really, I'd have thought he'd be the first wing on the team sheet? Or Alexander Oblensky.
Can’t possibly pick him. Blatant poach.
England are pretty happy to poach - plus they'll give citizenship to illegals if need be.
It’s our right as inventors and guardians of the game.
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Managers - Donsteppa, HoorooGameplan consisting of trying to keep the ball tight, apart from when it isn't. Scrums will be completely full of knowledge of what to do, how the opposition is cheating, with a distinct lack of ability. Second row should be menacing, with a nice combination of true psycho killer & English brute. Backrow will be extremely busy, constantly cleaning up all the dropped balls, missed tackles & high shots. Onto the backs - like any number 9, we can expect ours to just be a yappy little fluffybunny. Bit of a Carlos type at 10, with nobody having a clue what he's going to do & when he does it, still not a clue what just happened. A solid midfield will offset that somewhat, although the centre is not a massive fan of going right. We won't be sure if the back 3 are on the field, but there will be plenty of smart arse comments with the odd bit of flair coming from their section.
Coaches we can expect a lot of wisdom and experience, although whether that counts for anything will certainly be debated. Managers will be excellent at ensuring everybody is where they should be with a plethora of refreshing drinks for the aftermatch function.
Unlike most of your teams, my reserves bench is about 2,000 people long and thus too many to list here.
