Ashes 2021-22

NTA

Green caught between swinging hard and leaving.

Fuck it - let the tail smack another 50 and then lets get into them.

NTA

Stokes won't bowl again.

Anderson looks half shot. he's bowled nearly a quarter of the innings. Leach - just coming on - hasn't earned his keep in terms of giving the pace men a rest.

NTA

Now Broad is going for a rest. FFS...

NTA

Khawaja may not be the fastest between the wickets, but fuck he looks classy with the stick in hand. Patient & watchful, when he unleashes the cover drive it looks beautiful.

KiwiMurph

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

@kiwimurph said in Ashes 2021-22:

Meanwhile you've got the vice captain playing on his home track doing whatever he can to get off the field and not to play.

Smith doesn't like damp gloves

Smith is a little bitch

MN5

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

**Stokes won't bowl again.
**
Anderson looks half shot. he's bowled nearly a quarter of the innings. Leach - just coming on - hasn't earned his keep in terms of giving the pace men a rest.

Considering the jizz fest every time his name was mentioned on the Wisden page he has been MASSIVELY underwhelming.

NTA

Onya Waj.

Covid to the rescue as far as career chances go.

NTA

Leach is a leak. Terrible. They should ditch him for another batsman and let Root and Malan take the spinning roles.

Donsteppa

I haven't followed his journey too closely to know why he's often been in and out of the side, but with a test batting average of 42 and nine hundreds, I suspect that Usman would have been a lock in in the Black Caps top order for years.

antipodean

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

Khawaja may not be the fastest between the wickets, but fuck he looks classy with the stick in hand. Patient & watchful, when he unleashes the cover drive it looks beautiful.

I said when he was young he was a clear talent that should end up playing test cricket. Admittedly I wasn't the only one - hardly climbed out on the ledge by my own...

MN5

@donsteppa said in Ashes 2021-22:

I haven't followed his journey too closely to know why he's often been in and out of the side, but with a test batting average of 42 and nine hundreds, I suspect that Usman would have been a lock in in the Black Caps top order for years.

We don’t need him we’ve got Nicholls.

NTA

@donsteppa said in Ashes 2021-22:

I haven't followed his journey too closely to know why he's often been in and out of the side, but with a test batting average of 42 and nine hundreds, I suspect that Usman would have been a lock in in the Black Caps top order for years.

Averages 24 overseas. That's been the issue

NTA

NTA

(for @MN5 : Ben Stokes is 16.83 bat and 71.50 ball)

MN5

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

(for @MN5 : Ben Stokes is 16.83 bat and 71.50 ball)

He’d be doing better if those stats were reversed

Catogrande

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

**Stokes won't bowl again.
**
Anderson looks half shot. he's bowled nearly a quarter of the innings. Leach - just coming on - hasn't earned his keep in terms of giving the pace men a rest.

Considering the jizz fest every time his name was mentioned on the Wisden page he has been MASSIVELY underwhelming.

I really feel you would enjoy cricket more if you stopped reading Wisden.

MN5

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

**Stokes won't bowl again.
**
Anderson looks half shot. he's bowled nearly a quarter of the innings. Leach - just coming on - hasn't earned his keep in terms of giving the pace men a rest.

Considering the jizz fest every time his name was mentioned on the Wisden page he has been MASSIVELY underwhelming.

I really feel you would enjoy cricket more if you stopped reading Wisden.

I like to be triggered and outraged

Catogrande

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

**Stokes won't bowl again.
**
Anderson looks half shot. he's bowled nearly a quarter of the innings. Leach - just coming on - hasn't earned his keep in terms of giving the pace men a rest.

Considering the jizz fest every time his name was mentioned on the Wisden page he has been MASSIVELY underwhelming.

I really feel you would enjoy cricket more if you stopped reading Wisden.

I like to be triggered and outraged

You know Wisden is edited by a trans that used to be a paedophile don’t you?

MN5

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

**Stokes won't bowl again.
**
Anderson looks half shot. he's bowled nearly a quarter of the innings. Leach - just coming on - hasn't earned his keep in terms of giving the pace men a rest.

Considering the jizz fest every time his name was mentioned on the Wisden page he has been MASSIVELY underwhelming.

I really feel you would enjoy cricket more if you stopped reading Wisden.

I like to be triggered and outraged

You know Wisden is edited by a trans that used to be a paedophile don’t you?

I do now.

Extras going great for England as they have all season, out scoring both openers combined so far.

Catogrande

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@catogrande said in Ashes 2021-22:

@mn5 said in Ashes 2021-22:

@nta said in Ashes 2021-22:

**Stokes won't bowl again.
**
Anderson looks half shot. he's bowled nearly a quarter of the innings. Leach - just coming on - hasn't earned his keep in terms of giving the pace men a rest.

Considering the jizz fest every time his name was mentioned on the Wisden page he has been MASSIVELY underwhelming.

I really feel you would enjoy cricket more if you stopped reading Wisden.

I like to be triggered and outraged

You know Wisden is edited by a trans that used to be a paedophile don’t you?

I do now.

Extras going great for England as they have all season, out scoring both openers combined so far.

Rain and extras our two MVPs 🙄

The Silver Fern

Ashes 2021-22