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  • BonesB Offline
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    Go for a perve and but end up pissing myself at the comments section...

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    @Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Victor-Meldrew yuuuck...I had to stop at the bike on the cliff edge.

    I pissed myself at the bloke at the top of the bending coconut tree cutting the top off and flying back like Wily Coyote. Fark that was funny.

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    further news on the boat rage incident

    New Zealand, Crime, Bay of Plenty Times

    Tairua boat rage: Accused recalled to prison over wharf incident

    Tairua boat rage: Accused recalled to prison over wharf incident

    The 58-year-old man, who is on life parole, appeared in court this morning.

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    @JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    as she dies of scurvy

    Whilst I agree with all of your sentiments above, a packet of chips / crisps will provide %50 of daily intake of vitamin C. I know this to assuage the guilt if I succumb to eating them.

    So scurvy is unlikely to get her. Feel free to pick another ailment for the stupid cow to die of though for creating that, that...

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  • JCJ Offline
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    @Snowy True story. My old flatmate at Uni got scurvy. He had a cunning plan, where he had done some research and decided that baked beans were incredibly nutritious, so when his grant came through at the beginning of term he went out and bought a couple of hundred cans of Oak beans from the wholesaler because they were a lot cheaper than Watties. That left him with the remainder of his bursary money to spend on beer at the Hilly. Anyway he got a Vitamin C deficiency that the Uni doc told him was basically scurvy. The doc must have been impressed, because he'd never seen a case before, let alone in a 110 kg gym bunny.

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    @JC I really shouldn't have laughed at that but the idea of someone getting scurvy when we know what causes it is amusing. Stupid things you see on the internet is appropriate.

    Out of interest did he graduate? His "research" skills clearly weren't too flash.

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    @Snowy Yep. Eventually. He's a chemist in a Pharma in Australia. I'd tell you which one but I don't want to crash their stock price😂

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    @JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Snowy Yep. Eventually. He's a chemist in a Pharma in Australia. I'd tell you which one but I don't want to crash their stock price😂

    The "eventually" seems pertinent. Good that he avoided the food tech side of chemistry. I assume he specialises in producing vitamin c supplements being one of very few people to have experienced scurvy (which still makes me laugh when I type it).
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    Those are all pretty normal things for students even without scurvy though.

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    Maybe this could have been posted in the Awesome stuff thread. Very metal.

    Metal Hammer  /  Feb 9, 2021  /  Culture

    A metal fan has turned his dead uncle’s skeleton into a guitar, because why not?

    A metal fan has turned his dead uncle’s skeleton into a guitar, because why not?

    Yes, this is a guitar made from actual human bones

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    replied to Bovidae on last edited by
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    @Bovidae Whole new meaning to death metal.

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  • JCJ Offline
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    @Snowy Good diagram. IIRC it was the dentist who sent him to the doctor after his teeth got loose. Muppet.

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    @Bovidae Prince Midnight? Such a staunch name.........

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    @JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

    @Snowy True story. My old flatmate at Uni got scurvy. He had a cunning plan, where he had done some research and decided that baked beans were incredibly nutritious, so when his grant came through at the beginning of term he went out and bought a couple of hundred cans of Oak beans from the wholesaler because they were a lot cheaper than Watties. That left him with the remainder of his bursary money to spend on beer at the Hilly. Anyway he got a Vitamin C deficiency that the Uni doc told him was basically scurvy. The doc must have been impressed, because he'd never seen a case before, let alone in a 110 kg gym bunny.

    there were all these stories in Dunners when I was at uni about someone pretty much doing the same things with 2 min noodles, doubt they thought it was nutritious in any way...just cheaper

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    @Kiwiwomble I don't doubt it. My flatmate though was pretty convinced that there was loads of vitamin B in the beans and vitamin C in the tommy sauce. He was apparently right about the first and not so much on the sauce.

    And he farted like a bastard too.

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    Well, the Metro has the headline of the day:

    Buffy the Vampire Slayer star Nicholas Brendon refuses to comment on Joss Whedon allegations as he undergoes surgery for paralysed penis

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    @Tim hold out! Don't pretend you didn't read it and withheld this from us.

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    @stockcar86 probably full of cancer causing nitrates!

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    @machpants Random thought - don't cancer cells multiply easily, so could you use those as the tissue samples for a bit more jeopardy when eating...

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