Stupid shit you see on the internet

[antipodean]

@taniwharugby WTF was that reporter thinking writing that dribbling sob story?

[taniwharugby]

@antipodean parole hearing coming up?

[Victor Meldrew]

There's a small snow storm predicted for the UK....

[Tim]

[Machpants]

@Tim said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Considering i used to fly around in a jet armed with a Mauser 27mm cannon, I don't think that tag line is quite correct

[Stargazer]

@Stargazer said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

And here's another one. Not sure which one is worse.

[Kruse]

@Stargazer said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@Stargazer said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

And here's another one. Not sure which one is worse.

FFS. Every year, there's mounting evidence that Idiocracy was scarily prescient.
Actually - what year was Idiocracy set?... was that included in the recent graphic somebody posted of futuristic movies' timeline?
Oh... and - fuck you america.

[JC]

@Stargazer Fuck off lady. That’s not food. You could do the same with dogshit and rice. Sorry, have I given away your next Tik Tok?

Moran.

[Stargazer]

@JC Yeah, I really don't understand this and agree that that is no food. A good pasta meal is so easy to make with healthy and tasty ingredients. Why use snackfood from a bag full of unhealthy additives (such as loads of salt, preservatives and food colouring) and nothing good?

[JC]

@Stargazer Someone needs to show her a can of tomatoes and an onion. It would blow her mind. A lot less views from the Tik Tok idiots though, so she’ll probably have the last laugh, with her 100,000 views as she dies of scurvy. Maybe she’ll be lucky and get something even worse, a dance with rickets would probably get a million views

[Tim]

[Kiwiwomble]

@Machpants said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@Tim said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Considering i used to fly around in a jet armed with a Mauser 27mm cannon, I don't think that tag line is quite correct

[booboo]

@Tim said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Are you saying Astrology is not the scientific study of stars?

[Victor Meldrew]

Nothing new, but still bloody funny.

https://fb.watch/3zuzMe2u9T/

[Victor Meldrew]

@booboo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Are you saying Astrology is not the scientific study of stars?

Astrology: Like psychometric testing but more scientific

[Bones]

@Victor-Meldrew yuuuck...I had to stop at the bike on the cliff edge.

[Bones]

Go for a perve and but end up pissing myself at the comments section...

[Victor Meldrew]

@Bones said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

@Victor-Meldrew yuuuck...I had to stop at the bike on the cliff edge.

I pissed myself at the bloke at the top of the bending coconut tree cutting the top off and flying back like Wily Coyote. Fark that was funny.

[MN5]

further news on the boat rage incident

New Zealand, Crime, Bay of Plenty Times

Tairua boat rage: Accused recalled to prison over wharf incident

The 58-year-old man, who is on life parole, appeared in court this morning.

[Snowy]

@JC said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

as she dies of scurvy

Whilst I agree with all of your sentiments above, a packet of chips / crisps will provide %50 of daily intake of vitamin C. I know this to assuage the guilt if I succumb to eating them.

So scurvy is unlikely to get her. Feel free to pick another ailment for the stupid cow to die of though for creating that, that...