Dying
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I've been working since I was knee high to a grasshopper, delivering local papers and circulars. Saved up enough to buy myself a fair amount of Lego, as well as my own TV to play Playstation so I didn't have to battle other family members when they wanted to watch their shows.
First actual job after that was check out bitch when I was 15 which I absolutely despised, it motivated me to actually work hard to ensure I didn't have to do a job like that for the rest of my life.
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My first job was mucking out our stables, but I just got our butler to do it. Father was pleased with my inate ability to delegate to lessors.
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Anyway, on topic, getting old is no fun. I’ve gone from having a phenomenal memory to remembering that I despise the Blues but not why. Things I can probably look forward to in the near future are being weak as piss, saggy skin, humongous sized ears, some form of cancer, dementia and a lingering death. Going on previous efforts I’ll probably never see the ABs win another World Cup. Thank fuck I’m not bald.
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Anyway, on topic, getting old is no fun. I’ve gone from having a phenomenal memory to remembering that I despise the Blues but not why. Things I can probably look forward to in the near future are being weak as piss, saggy skin, humongous sized ears, some form of cancer, dementia and a lingering death. Going on previous efforts I’ll probably never see the ABs win another World Cup. Thank fuck I’m not bald.
I now have more hair growing out my ears than on the top of my head
But in fairness baldness is no longer an issue, men finally figured out that the comb over didn't work and the shaved head is almost fashionable these days. -
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Anyway, on topic, getting old is no fun. I’ve gone from having a phenomenal memory to remembering that I despise the Blues but not why. Things I can probably look forward to in the near future are being weak as piss, saggy skin, humongous sized ears, some form of cancer, dementia and a lingering death. Going on previous efforts I’ll probably never see the ABs win another World Cup. Thank fuck I’m not bald.
I now have more hair growing out my ears than on the top of my head
But in fairness baldness is no longer an issue, men finally figured out that the comb over didn't work and the shaved head is almost fashionable these days.
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Anyway, on topic, getting old is no fun. I’ve gone from having a phenomenal memory to remembering that I despise the Blues but not why. Things I can probably look forward to in the near future are being weak as piss, saggy skin, humongous sized ears, some form of cancer, dementia and a lingering death. Going on previous efforts I’ll probably never see the ABs win another World Cup. Thank fuck I’m not bald.
I now have more hair growing out my ears than on the top of my head
But in fairness baldness is no longer an issue, men finally figured out that the comb over didn't work and the shaved head is almost fashionable these days.If you want to go back to looking like a baby.
(Says someone lucky enough to still have hair)
I like going and getting my hair cut. I get some hot bird to pretend she likes me for a while. A bit of a yarn. A facial. And come out feeling good.
For the price it's pretty good and comes pre-approved by the missus. -
@Hooroo Try the Kings Head in North Weald Bassett. Great pub. It is built out of ships timbers from the 1500s. Back in WW2 it was the local for the aircrews from North Weald, which is how I heard about it, as it was home to RNZAF 486 squadron for a while. A chappie at the airfield museum told us that the Luftwaffe used to strafe the nearby pub where the off duty airmen used to relax between sorties, so I had to take a look. If I recall correctly they flew Hurricanes and Typhoons.
The Duke of Wellington up by High Beech golf course is a tremendous little pub too.
Sorry mate but in an aging thread the juxtaposition above had me picturing a young JC, face dirtied, sleeves rolled up as were the times, calling across the airfield, "where are you fellas going?"
"Kings Head. You coming?"
Nice blokes those pilots. Been your favourite pub ever since. 😁 -
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Supermarkets.
Morrison's isn't that cheap anymore, I think a shop there costs us the same if not more than sainsbury. Good wine selection with good prices for us commoners though. We do sainsbury's and save up our nectar points for a big splash at Xmas, it's a nice little bonus.Jobs.
We owned a hardware store so I was at it early. Delivering pamphlets around the whole of Eastbourne, I'd get dropped at Point Howard and left to walk back via every property. I then got to move on to delivering accounts by bike, as well as filling up all the turps/meths/linseed oil bottles of varying sizes. Before eventually properly working there, doing the previous days cashing up. Stocktaking at a family hardware store is the fucken worst. Last year of school I was a ghost buster at a local school before leaving school to hit the bright lights of pumping gas.Haircuts.
My hairdresser is from Essex. No fake honkers.He's basically the Turkish version of Russell Kane but is a very good mate...he even understands bogan and we're going to see Airbourne next week. Plus you'd all be disappointed in me if I didn't have a friend called Mustafa.
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@taniwharugby said in Aging:
my first job was a paper run, delivering free papers and advertising material to houses, and where we lived was ficking hilly, I reckon a good month would be about $120...
Pay must have gone up from when I did it. My route was also hilly and one street connected two steep hills. An old lady would patiently wait outside her house perfectly situated in the middle which meant I couldn't use momentum gained down one hill to climb up the other. Hard work on a BMX.
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Anyway, on topic, getting old is no fun. I’ve gone from having a phenomenal memory to remembering that I despise the Blues but not why. Things I can probably look forward to in the near future are being weak as piss, saggy skin, humongous sized ears, some form of cancer, dementia and a lingering death. Going on previous efforts I’ll probably never see the ABs win another World Cup. Thank fuck I’m not bald.
I now have more hair growing out my ears than on the top of my head
But in fairness baldness is no longer an issue, men finally figured out that the comb over didn't work and the shaved head is almost fashionable these days.You wish. More like a stunning resemblance to Dan Cole:
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@antipodean the number of papers/pamphlets I had, meant half the time I had too much to use my BMX, she was a walking job with a canvas carrier pack that my mother made specially!
I did say that was a good month, which was usually around Christmas time and as I got paid by the number of mailboxes on my run x by number of mailers...
BUt then because it was the free paper and supermarket, hammer hardware, mitre 10 and DEKA mailers, people didnt wait for it, and if it didnt turn up, didnt call the moan about it cos half the time didnt know they were supposed to get them....the perfect crime.
