Why Hika Elliot isn't in the All Blacks Squad
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<p>I hate people banging my beer, first its sacrilege, 2nd its sacrilege, 3rd its very annoying. Ok if friends, but we don't do that anymore. Why would you do that to an Ab in a pub, best Hika chooses better establishments.</p>
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<p>There was an incident in town where someone tapped the top of Hika Elliots bottle of beer causing it to overflow and spray everywhere, it was spilling over him so he moved the bottle off him over to the guy next to him.</p>
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<p>Are you sure he wasn't the guy who tapped his beer? I mean it would seem weird for someone with such a short fuse to totally ignore the fella who christened his beer but totally chastise this guy after a brief discussion.</p>
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<p>I've only ever seen this done between mates.</p>
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<p>That said the whole aftermath sums up to basically what we have heard about Hika - not a horrible fella just not AB material off the field.</p> -
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<p>he's a bit of a dick - but then you know - other guys and domestic abuse, pissing in bars, drink-driving etc etc...</p>
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<p>Yep, Dane Coles punched a cop while drunk and he's in the abs. Maybe Hika just isn't good enough to make the team?</p> -
<p>Well Jegga, if the cop was drunk whilst on duty he probably needed punching. Good on Coles IMO.</p>
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<p>Well Jegga, if the cop was drunk whilst on duty he probably needed punching. Good on Coles IMO.</p>
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<p>Oh christ. You are the king of dad jokes.</p> -
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<p>Oh christ. You are the king of dad jokes.</p>
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<p>You should see me dance.</p>
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<p>Or maybe not.</p> -
<p>Well, I've seen him play, and observed the dearth of a genuine 3rd number 2 since Hore left, and have, as I'm sure lots have, pondered that he's the most logical rake to try out for number 3 AB hooker</p>
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<p>What other reason for the principled character that is Hansen to ignore (he made the training squad and never stripped this year, fuck even Moala played a game) this very decent rugby player (capped All Black)?</p>
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<p>We all love happy stories about ferners encounters with stardom. No need to diss the OP just because it's unpalatable</p>
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<p>Fact is, a modern All Black never publicly calls a woman a piece of shit. That's just the way it is</p>