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[size=4][b] [url="http://www.iain-banks.net/2013/04/03/a-personal-statement-from-iain-banks/"]A Personal Statement from Iain Banks[/url][/b]<br />
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[color=#111111][font=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]April 3rd, 2013 in [url="http://www.iain-banks.net/category/from-the-author/"]From the Author[/url][/font][/color]<br />
[color=#111111][font=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]I am officially Very Poorly.[/font][/color]<br />
[color=#111111][font=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]After a couple of surgical procedures, I am gradually recovering from jaundice caused by a blocked bile duct, but that - it turns out - is the least of my problems.[/font][/color]<br />
[color=#111111][font=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]I first thought something might be wrong when I developed a sore back in late January, but put this down to the fact I'd started writing at the beginning of the month and so was crouched over a keyboard all day. When it hadn't gone away by mid-February, I went to my GP, who spotted that I had jaundice. Blood tests, an ultrasound scan and then a CT scan revealed the full extent of the grisly truth by the start of March.[/font][/color]<br />
[color=#111111][font=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]I have cancer. It started in my gall bladder, has infected both lobes of my liver and probably also my pancreas and some lymph nodes, plus one tumour is massed around a group of major blood vessels in the same volume, effectively ruling out any chance of surgery to remove the tumours either in the short or long term.[/font][/color]<br />
[color=#111111][font=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]The bottom line, now, I'm afraid, is that as a late stage gall bladder cancer patient, I'm expected to live for 'several months' and it’s extremely unlikely I'll live beyond a year. So it looks like my latest novel, The Quarry, will be my last.[/font][/color]<br />
[color=#111111][font=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]As a result, I've withdrawn from all planned public engagements and I've asked my partner Adele if she will do me the honour of becoming my widow (sorry - but we find ghoulish humour helps). By the time this goes out we'll be married and on a short honeymoon. We intend to spend however much quality time I have left seeing friends and relations and visiting places that have meant a lot to us. Meanwhile my heroic publishers are doing all they can to bring the publication date of my new novel forward by as much as four months, to give me a better chance of being around when it hits the shelves.[/font][/color]<br />
[color=#111111][font=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]There is a possibility that it might be worth undergoing a course of chemotherapy to extend the amount of time available. However that is still something we're balancing the pros and cons of, and anyway it is out of the question until my jaundice has further and significantly, reduced.<br />
Lastly, I'd like to add that from my GP onwards, the professionalism of the medics involved - and the speed with which the resources of the NHS in Scotland have been deployed - has been exemplary, and the standard of care deeply impressive. We're all just sorry the outcome hasn't been more cheerful.[/font][/color]<br />
[color=#111111][font=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]A website is being set up where friends, family and fans can leave messages for me and check on my progress. It should be up and running during this week and a link to it will be here on my official website as soon as it’s ready.[/font][/color]<br />
[color=#111111][font=Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif]Iain Banks[/font][/color][/size]<br />
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A sad day -
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What, the first chapter just called you an idiot without giving any reasons, but was willing to expand its point in subsequent chapters only after being pressed, spiraling upwards and onwards in an increasingly curmudgeonly manner?<br />
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What, the first chapter just called you an idiot without giving any reasons, but was willing to expand its point in subsequent chapters only after being pressed, spiraling upwards and onwards in an increasingly curmudgeonly manner?<br />
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Pretty much. Only he was calling other people idiots. Which is, I suppose, what allowed it to be fun. <img src='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' /> -
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Provided mooshld and MajorRage don't try to read it, yes.<br />
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[url="http://www.iain-banks.net/"]http://www.iain-banks.net/[/url]<br />
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Yeah, thats a pisser, the Culture novels are some of the best stuff going, Surface Detail was just superb, stack of moments where I actually just paused & went "thats fucking awesome" -
Curmudgeonly???<br />
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You are an idiot.<br />
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And Booboo... welcome to the 'Homeopathy is only believed by retards' club. As a junior member you have to clean my shoes. -
[size=3]A curmudgeon's reputation for malevolence is undeserved. They're neither warped nor evil at heart. They don't hate mankind, just mankind's absurdities. They're just as sensitive and soft-hearted as the next guy, but they hide their vulnerability beneath a crust of misanthropy. They ease the pain by turning hurt into humor. . . . . . They attack maudlinism because it devalues genuine sentiment. . . . . . Nature, having failed to equip them with a servicable denial mechanism, has endowed them with astute perception and sly wit.<br />
Curmudgeons are mockers and debunkers whose bitterness is a symptom rather than a disease. They can't compromise their standards and can't manage the suspension of disbelief necessary for feigned cheerfulness. Their awareness is a curse.<br />
Perhaps curmudgeons have gotten a bad rap in the same way that the messenger is blamed for the message: They have the temerity to comment on the human condition without apology. They not only refuse to applaud mediocrity, they howl it down with morose glee. Their versions of the truth unsettle us, and we hold it against them, even though they soften it with humor. [/size]<br />
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I always aspire to curmudgeoness. That was for a long time my twitter description. I think it is one of the gfraces of growing old.<br />
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I do think you can be a curmudgeon without being a misanthrope though.<br />
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A curmudgeon just doesn't give a shit about pointing out the Emperor is stark bollocking naked. A misanthrope is a negative, joyless git.<br />
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I always aspire to curmudgeoness. That was for a long time my twitter description. I think it is one of the gfraces of growing old.<br />
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I do think you can be a curmudgeon without being a misanthrope though.<br />
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A curmudgeon just doesn't give a shit about pointing out the Emperor is stark bollocking naked. A misanthrope is a negative, joyless git.<br />
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The Baron is neither. He's just a toad.<br />
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but with curmudgeonly tendencies.<br />
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[url="http://www.iain-banks.net/"]http://www.iain-banks.net/[/url]<br />
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Yeah I am utterly gutted about this. One of my favourite authors, such an amazing imagination - The Culture 'universe/setting' is such an amazingly rich creation. Great wit and humour too. -
[quote name='Crucial' timestamp='1365116284' post='356950'][size=3]A curmudgeon's reputation for malevolence is undeserved. They're neither warped nor evil at heart. They don't hate mankind, just mankind's absurdities. They're just as sensitive and soft-hearted as the next guy, but they hide their vulnerability beneath a crust of misanthropy. They ease the pain by turning hurt into humor. . . . . . They attack maudlinism because it devalues genuine sentiment. . . . . . Nature, having failed to equip them with a servicable denial mechanism, has endowed them with astute perception and sly wit.<br />
Curmudgeons are mockers and debunkers whose bitterness is a symptom rather than a disease. They can't compromise their standards and can't manage the suspension of disbelief necessary for feigned cheerfulness. Their awareness is a curse.<br />
Perhaps curmudgeons have gotten a bad rap in the same way that the messenger is blamed for the message: They have the temerity to comment on the human condition without apology. They not only refuse to applaud mediocrity, they howl it down with morose glee. Their versions of the truth unsettle us, and we hold it against them, even though they soften it with humor. [/size]<br />
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Yeah, so like I said: BSG.<br />
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Damn... I guess I am a curmudgeon ... now all I need is a rocker and a porch.
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Damn... I guess I am a curmudgeon ... now all I need is a rocker and a porch.<br />
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I don't think so, you'd be frustrated merely ranting at passers by. The keyboard is mightier than the porch.<br />
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I don't think so, you'd be frustrated merely ranting at passers by. The keyboard is mightier than the porch.<br />
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Btw did you know our Governer General is a huge fan of homeopathy? Good thing he has no real power.<br />
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He is a fool then.<br />
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You can also get it on th NHS, I never said the world didnt have an abundance of fools.. and some have power to do foolish things. -
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You can also get it on th NHS, I never said the world didnt have an abundance of fools.. and some have power to do foolish things.<br />
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Indeed, look at Steve Jobs, very smart guy yet decided he could cure his totally cureable cancer with smoothies. And by the time he realised he was wrong... ooops...<br />
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People often look at people who are good at one thing & decide they should advise them on everything. Who was the Al Black who fronted a company that utterly raped its investors a few years back? While of course in the UK this week -<br />
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[url="http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/apr/05/swansea-measles-epidemic-mmr-jab"]http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2013/apr/05/swansea-measles-epidemic-mmr-jab[/url]<br />
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"Take-up for the MMR vaccine dropped by 14% in south Wales in the late 1990s after research, subsequently discredited, raised health concerns over the jab and prompted a campaign against it by the South Wales Evening Post.<br />
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And nows theres a measles outbreak in Swansea http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-22036576<br />
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I've got 250 titles in my library centering on late 19th to mid 20th century European literature (mostly Russian), science fiction and alternative history themes if any one wants to discuss.
