Bogans with kids
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well i think Getinthehole! Garcia has a lovely ring to it
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@dogmeat said in Bogans with kids:
Sergio Garcia's new daughter's named after a golf hole...
So now you made me do it and look up golf hole names that might be appropriate for a girl.
Some favorites that fit in this thread:
Pink dogwood
Flowering peach
Carolina cherry
RedbudThat is just from Augusta. There were some acceptable ones but no good for a bogan thread.
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
@Snowy you were on the right course at least, hole 13.
Yeah, I ignored that one because it was actually O.K. I guess Sergio isn't a bogan.
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@booboo said in Bogans with kids:
@jegga said in Bogans with kids:
My son informs me that 15 year old Zaran was proudly displaying his first born on Facebook last night. Looking forward to finding out its name.
Is Dryft a name yet?
You've got me. Is Zaran mum or dad?
I was going to say the clue is in the word his but you have to be so careful in assigning gender these days, so I won't.
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@catogrande I assumed that was a misspelling of zhirs ...
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The Seppos join the party ...
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@booboo haha, pretty sure NZ rules would exclude some of them?
So, you name your kid Arson, or was it a typo with the 'S' and 'A' next to one another?
I-Am, Abcde, WTF
Setting them up to fail, or emancipate themselves?
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@taniwharugby said in Bogans with kids:
@booboo haha, pretty sure NZ rules would exclude some of them?
So, you name your kid Arson, or was it a typo with the 'S' and 'A' next to one another?
I-Am, Abcde, WTF
Setting them up to fail, or emancipate themselves?
Yeah God, Emperor/Empress, Sirprince etc
Classic "Boy called Sue" moment with Babyboy ...
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@snowy said in Bogans with kids:
@dogmeat said in Bogans with kids:
Sergio Garcia's new daughter's named after a golf hole...
So now you made me do it and look up golf hole names that might be appropriate for a girl.
Some favorites that fit in this thread:
Pink dogwood
Flowering peach
Carolina cherry
RedbudThat is just from Augusta. There were some acceptable ones but no good for a bogan thread.
Haha one of my local courses has a holed one called 'Westward Ho'
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@jk said in Bogans with kids:
@snowy said in Bogans with kids:
@dogmeat said in Bogans with kids:
Sergio Garcia's new daughter's named after a golf hole...
So now you made me do it and look up golf hole names that might be appropriate for a girl.
Some favorites that fit in this thread:
Pink dogwood
Flowering peach
Carolina cherry
RedbudThat is just from Augusta. There were some acceptable ones but no good for a bogan thread.
Haha one of my local courses has a holed one called 'Westward Ho'
Probably named after the North Devon town Westward Ho! (Note exclamation mark), which is the site of the oldest golf course in England.
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@catogrande pretty sure it's like the only place name in the world or something to have an exclamation mark isn't it?
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@bones said in Bogans with kids:
@catogrande pretty sure it's like the only place name in the world or something to have an exclamation mark isn't it?
As far as I know.
The golf course, Royal North Devon, is an old fashioned links course and it is like what playing on the surface of the moon must be like. There's one par 5, short due to the prevailing wind being a bastard that actually plays like a par 3 if the wind ever blows the other way.
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A local school has a child named Anarchy enrolled.
This is article is a bit awkward, why to they invent these names for their offspring
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Jaxxyn
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12137314
Forget about the cyclist, the police should be looking to prosecute the parents for inflicting cruelty through name
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@crucial said in Bogans with kids:
Jaxxyn
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12137314
Forget about the cyclist, the police should be looking to prosecute the parents for inflicting cruelty through name
Because 1 X isn’t quite bogan enough for this future wife beater/meth dealer/Ford owner/synthetic canabis statistic..