All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1

[JK]

Great vibe around downtown Auckland today. Huge amounts of lions fans out and about. All Blacks store over the road from work had a signing session there and plenty of them were lining up to see SBW.

[kiwiinmelb]

@Rancid-Schnitzel last year I thought crotty was sort of just filling a gap until something better came along .
Changed my mind on him during the test season , I think the comparisons with Conrad are pretty fair ,, makes the right decisions , turns up in the right places gets shit done , with out a lot of fuss

[Crash]

I loved Hansen's response to Gatland when he thanked him for the feedback...love all the pre=match antics

[Billy Tell]

Are we there yet?
How many more sleeps?

Rinse & repeat for as many times as you think Conor Murray will box kick.

Tell your kids you are bored and passing the time counting down the milliseconds.

[dK]

@Salacious-Crumb said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@Chris-B. said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@dogmeat As they used to shout on the Basil Brush Show...."Who's that?"

Love that guy.

Boom-boom!

New South African coach?

[mariner4life]

@dK a character stuck in the 80s? Seems over-qualified

[jegga]

My brother in law has scheduled a party for his birthday on saturday kicking off at 7:30.
He doesn't have sky.
I got a severe frowning from the mrs when I suggested we perhaps skip it.
Did I mention he doesn't have sky?

FFs.

[Crucial]

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

My brother in law has scheduled a party for his birthday on saturday kicking off at 7:30.
He doesn't have sky.
I got a severe frowning from the mrs when I suggested we perhaps skip it.
Did I mention he doesn't have sky?

FFs.

What a turd.

I'm sure you won't be alone if you slink off to another room and watch a stream on SkyGo (if SkyGo actually goes).
Failing that drop her off and go to the pub.

[Stockcar86]

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

My brother in law has scheduled a party for his birthday on saturday kicking off at 7:30.
He doesn't have sky.
I got a severe frowning from the mrs when I suggested we perhaps skip it.
Did I mention he doesn't have sky?

FFs.

Are you sure you can go - it looks like you have a 24 hour flu just starting

[taniwharugby]

@Crucial said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

My brother in law has scheduled a party for his birthday on saturday kicking off at 7:30.
He doesn't have sky.
I got a severe frowning from the mrs when I suggested we perhaps skip it.
Did I mention he doesn't have sky?

FFs.

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I'm sure you won't be alone if you slink off to another room and watch a stream on SkyGo]

[jegga]

@Stockcar86 said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

My brother in law has scheduled a party for his birthday on saturday kicking off at 7:30.
He doesn't have sky.
I got a severe frowning from the mrs when I suggested we perhaps skip it.
Did I mention he doesn't have sky?

FFs.

Are you sure you can go - it looks like you have a 24 hour flu just starting

I was going to tell her I have explosive diarrhoea , she might doubt it but it's not really worth the risk if I'm not faking.

[jegga]

@Crucial said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

My brother in law has scheduled a party for his birthday on saturday kicking off at 7:30.
He doesn't have sky.
I got a severe frowning from the mrs when I suggested we perhaps skip it.
Did I mention he doesn't have sky?

FFs.

What a turd.

I'm sure you won't be alone if you slink off to another room and watch a stream on SkyGo (if SkyGo actually goes).
Failing that drop her off and go to the pub.

His friends are like him so I will probably be alone.

[Baron Silas Greenback]

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@Crucial said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

My brother in law has scheduled a party for his birthday on saturday kicking off at 7:30.
He doesn't have sky.
I got a severe frowning from the mrs when I suggested we perhaps skip it.
Did I mention he doesn't have sky?

FFs.

What a turd.

I'm sure you won't be alone if you slink off to another room and watch a stream on SkyGo (if SkyGo actually goes).
Failing that drop her off and go to the pub.

His friends are like him so I will probably be alone.

Some being such a wimp and your wife needs to pull the stick out of her ass.
It is a birthday party.. big woopdy fucking doo.

[jegga]

@Baron-Silas-Greenback said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@Crucial said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

My brother in law has scheduled a party for his birthday on saturday kicking off at 7:30.
He doesn't have sky.
I got a severe frowning from the mrs when I suggested we perhaps skip it.
Did I mention he doesn't have sky?

FFs.

What a turd.

I'm sure you won't be alone if you slink off to another room and watch a stream on SkyGo (if SkyGo actually goes).
Failing that drop her off and go to the pub.

His friends are like him so I will probably be alone.

Some being such a wimp and your wife needs to pull the stick out of her ass.
It is a birthday party.. big woopdy fucking doo.

Cut to the chase man, there's no need to mince words .

[mimic]

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

My brother in law has scheduled a party for his birthday on saturday kicking off at 7:30.
He doesn't have sky.
I got a severe frowning from the mrs when I suggested we perhaps skip it.
Did I mention he doesn't have sky?

FFs.

I can lend you some pants.

My brother in law has his birthday party on now, but I said no, the Samoa game is on. They can pick me up for the after party.
Mind you, I bought a comfy couch for occasions such as this.

[Baron Silas Greenback]

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@Baron-Silas-Greenback said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@Crucial said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

My brother in law has scheduled a party for his birthday on saturday kicking off at 7:30.
He doesn't have sky.
I got a severe frowning from the mrs when I suggested we perhaps skip it.
Did I mention he doesn't have sky?

FFs.

What a turd.

I'm sure you won't be alone if you slink off to another room and watch a stream on SkyGo (if SkyGo actually goes).
Failing that drop her off and go to the pub.

His friends are like him so I will probably be alone.

Some being such a wimp and your wife needs to pull the stick out of her ass.
It is a birthday party.. big woopdy fucking doo.

Cut to the chase man, there's no need to mince words .

I am not sure what you expected on a rugby forum when you tell a tale of woe that your wife wont let you watch the biggest game in a number of years.... because her brother is having birthday party. Turn up at 9:30. If he sulks about that, knowing how much you love your rugby.. and your wife takes his side... well you wont be on the one being a tool.

Just grow a pair

[mariner4life]

@jegga don't you have sky on your phone bruh?

[jegga]

@Baron-Silas-Greenback said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@Baron-Silas-Greenback said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@Crucial said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

My brother in law has scheduled a party for his birthday on saturday kicking off at 7:30.
He doesn't have sky.
I got a severe frowning from the mrs when I suggested we perhaps skip it.
Did I mention he doesn't have sky?

FFs.

What a turd.

I'm sure you won't be alone if you slink off to another room and watch a stream on SkyGo (if SkyGo actually goes).
Failing that drop her off and go to the pub.

His friends are like him so I will probably be alone.

Some being such a wimp and your wife needs to pull the stick out of her ass.
It is a birthday party.. big woopdy fucking doo.

Cut to the chase man, there's no need to mince words .

I am not sure what you expected on a rugby forum when you tell a tale of woe that your wife wont let you watch the biggest game in a number of years.... because her brother is having birthday party. Turn up at 9:30. If he sulks about that, knowing how much you love your rugby.. and your wife takes his side... well you wont be on the one being a tool.

Just grow a pair

Well I didn't expect anyone to take it that seriously for a start. It's not like we are talking Comey vs Trump or anything.

Anyway the jackass isn't her brother so she agreed that going to the pub to watch the game and going to the party afterwards is a better plan .

Agree about the birthday part though . Wow another year older, fatter greyer and deeper in debt isn't something to have a party about .

[jegga]

@mariner4life no , the reviews here have been mostly shit for it too.

[Crucial]

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@Crucial said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

@jegga said in All Blacks vs. B&I Lions test #1:

My brother in law has scheduled a party for his birthday on saturday kicking off at 7:30.
He doesn't have sky.
I got a severe frowning from the mrs when I suggested we perhaps skip it.
Did I mention he doesn't have sky?

FFs.

What a turd.

I'm sure you won't be alone if you slink off to another room and watch a stream on SkyGo (if SkyGo actually goes).
Failing that drop her off and go to the pub.

His friends are like him so I will probably be alone.

Fuck, sounds like it's not worth going at all. If the guy isn't interested in the Rugby and nor are his mates what are you even doing there?
Discussing the latest craft beer made with single origin bio-dynamic ethically sourced coffee sourced from pygmies in Papua that swallow the beans whole before shitting them out?