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    Everyone in the 80s listening to music on boom boxes.

    That's a bit of a stereotype.

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    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    I didn’t believe him but he was adamant

    I heard Marvel used his bones to make Wolverine. There must be something inside.

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    A mummy covered in chocolate and nuts has been discovered in Egypt.

    Archaeologists believe it to be the Pharaoh Roche.

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    FRENCH PERSON:

    I've got four twenties, ten and nine problems and the way my language counts is one of them.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    FRENCH PERSON:

    I've got four twenties, ten and nine problems and the way my language counts is one of them.

    But a bitch ain't one ?

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    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    FRENCH PERSON:

    I've got four twenties, ten and nine problems and the way my language counts is one of them.

    But a bitch ain't one ?

    You are not my problem.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    FRENCH PERSON:

    I've got four twenties, ten and nine problems and the way my language counts is one of them.

    But a bitch ain't one ?

    You are not my problem.

    But he is your bitch?

    Or am I missing something?

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    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @MN5 said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    FRENCH PERSON:

    I've got four twenties, ten and nine problems and the way my language counts is one of them.

    But a bitch ain't one ?

    You are not my problem.

    But he is your bitch?

    Or am I missing something?

    He's clearly the one on heat

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  • BonesB Offline
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    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Or am I missing something?

    Somethings.

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    @Bones said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    Or am I missing something?

    Somethings.

    This is sounding more and more like a story i don't want to hear.

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    So I asked the woman in the library if they had that book about Pavlov’s dogs and Schrodinger’s cat. She said it rings a bell but she’s not sure if it’s in or not.

    No fucking help whatsoever.

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    @Catogrande said in Bad/Lame Jokes:

    No fucking help whatsoever.

    Absolutely. Always a good idea, these days, to not touch the serving staff .

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    @MiketheSnow this only serves to tell me I have no idea on current affairs at the moment.

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    My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him.

    Went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy.

    He's a web designer.

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    Accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of the lipstick.

    She’s still not talking to me.

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    #842

    I'd just like to take this opportunity to publicly thank @Catogrande @Bones @Nevorian @Victor-Meldrew @MiketheSnow and @No-Quarter

    In an awkward social situation I logged on to the fern on my phone and busted out at least one shitty joke from each of you to thunderous applause.

    Please keep up the shit great work gents.

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