George Smith
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<p>don't judge</p>
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<p> And don't assume it was a man's profile.</p>
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<p>Actually just vetting the potential applicants for the position of most hated suitor/marked for death/boyfriend of one of the two Ms Catos.</p>
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<p>Did you swipe right? :)</p>
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<p>Not knowing what means what and having the handicap of fat thumbs I would be shit-scared of doing anything. My mate (no really) went on tinder and was showing me how it worked and I pressed or swiped something I shouldn't have and he was stalked by this absolute munter for over a week. My how we laughed. Oh actually on second thoughts it was just me laughing.</p> -
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<p>Not knowing what means what and having the handicap of fat thumbs I would be shit-scared of doing anything. My mate (no really) went on tinder and was showing me how it worked and I pressed or swiped something I shouldn't have and he was stalked by this absolute munter for over a week. My how we laughed. Oh actually on second thoughts it was just me laughing.</p>
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<p>It saves a lot of money and is like shooting fish in a barrel.</p>
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<p>Tinder is awesome.</p> -
<p>I understand that Grinder is supposed to be a bit more casual? I mean if low hanging fruit is your bag. Just sayin' is all.</p>
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<p>I understand that Grinder is supposed to be a bit more casual? I mean if low hanging fruit is your bag. Just sayin' is all.</p>
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<p>It sounds ideal but I like females.</p> -
<p>Oh. So now you're all picky.</p>
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Just proves beggars can be choosers
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<p>Just proves beggars can be choosers</p>
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<p>Unlike the fern I made sure I appeared pleasant and fun to be around which has worked a treat so far until I reveal the real me....</p> -
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<p>I'm a Tinder user. I spotted a profile today of a girl named Chloe - her tag line? "the C & L are silent". </p>
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<p>Fat.</p> -
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<p>I'm a Tinder user. I spotted a profile today of a girl named Chloe - her tag line? "the C & L are silent". </p>
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<p>Can't go wrong, upon meeting it should go something like this......</p>
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<p>Smudge: Hey Chloe, wanna come home for a root ?</p>
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<p>Chloe: I sure will you smooth talking Adonis.....</p> -
<p>George Smith - Grinder. 7 degrees of separation.</p>
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<p>George Smith - Grinder. 7 degrees of separation.</p>
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<p>He would have spent a lot of time in Sydney as a young man</p> -
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<p>Can't go wrong, upon meeting it should go something like this......</p>
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<p>Smudge: Hey Chloe, wanna come home for a root ?</p>
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<p>Chloe: I sure will you smooth talking Adonis.....</p>
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<p>Smudge: The D & O are silent.</p>